Chapter 125: Host, Where the Hell Are You From!
See! Slime Academy can already be seen from the bottom of the hill in the distance! Far from the road! The subwoofer is rumbling and dusty! The little black pickup truck took the lead, and it happened to be the chengguan who had just arrived after a lot of delay!
"Festival TV radio and television station! Festival TV radio and television station! The Super Team Marathon is coming to an end! See! The two teams present were the Slime Academy team and the Imperial City Management Demolition. Relocate! See! The Slime Academy team is aggressive! The captain held a small tree branch aloft and shouted at the crotch of a rare purple giant bear mount! There are angels on it! There are handsome fish to follow! In the big rear, there are also slag anchor heavy troops that follow closely! ”
"And the other end is the demolition of the imperial city management. Relocate! The high-quality subwoofer is playing a lot of low. Vulgar dew. Bone of migrant workers. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info。。 Oh no! A trendy song is playing! The black pickup truck shows the shocking two big white characters of the chengguan in front of the car cover! I can't describe this guy anymore, I can't afford to offend them! ”
"At the moment, both sides are evenly matched towards the finish line, Slime Academy! Now I have a special guest for this game, the real protagonist of the most supernatural and legendary book in the legend, I can't describe the old man, come and predict the outcome of this game. Hello, respectful uncle, please accurately predict the outcome of this game with your sharp eyes. ”
I can't describe that the old man is sitting in Nagada, tidied up his tie and collar, took a sip of the farmer's three punches, and sighed a few times to taste the product, and then after thinking about it for a while, he opened his mouth and said such a profound classic talk: "The strength of both sides that cannot be described in this game is very indescribable, after my accurate prediction and deep thought, I feel that this game cannot be described will win the final victory!" ”
“。。。。。。 Your review is so wonderful! Your predictions are so accurate! ”
I can't describe the old man, so he proudly tidied up his neckline again.
In fact... Do you still need to watch it? The Son once said, "The heavens are faster than those on the earth, and those with two legs cannot run with four legs, and those with long legs cannot outrun with wheels." Ah, no, I have to adjust the word order, put the two-legged ones that can't run the four-legged ones at the end, and then you can say that the four-legged ones can't run the six-legged ones, the six-legged ones can't run the eight-legged ones, and the eight-legged ones can't run the ten-legged ones, so that you can write it down all the time and finish today's update without thinking about it.,Look,What a great idea.。
。。。 Ahh I accidentally wrote out what I was thinking.。。。
"Look! Slime Academy's fastest seeded runner is less than 100 meters away from the finish line! The truth of the above is also! The winged seeded athlete is about to cross the finish line! ”
"Wait!" I only heard a roar, and the person who sent it was the old Yan head: "Pig bean sack Gnasei!" This is my school! So, it's definitely me who crosses the finish line! ”
“。。。” Xuanxuan stopped less than a meter in front of the red line.
"Oops, what the boy said just now is indeed the truth, just as the Slime Academy was about to win, the members of the Slime Team who were flying were stopped by their captain! Now the situation is reversed! There is a way that the one with long legs can't run with wheels! The flying slime team member ignored the advantage and ran to the side of the Imperial City Management Team! ”
"Hahahaha, what a fool! Victory is now in our hands! Bai Mao stood on the car and shouted: "Speed up!" Brothers! Lighten the load! Jump out of the car! He ordered the city management to jump out of the car one after another, and the white hair gorgeously grabbed the car door, flipped into the cab, and kicked the accelerator to the end!
"Lao Zhao! Speed up! "Lao Yan was anxious to pump Zhao Wuji's ass with a tree branch!
"I'm already a courier now! I can't mention it anymore! Zhao Wuji anxiously pointed to the letter T on his forehead and said.
I saw Lao Yan wipe the T on Zhao Wuji's forehead! Painted with a crooked d!
I saw Zhao Wuji speed up instantly! The speed of whirring seems to have surpassed people. Body Limit! But the speed advantage is still on the side of the chengguan!
Lao Yan's face burst into bruises: "Lao Zhao can't help it!" ”
He erased the letter D and drew a G!
I saw that Zhao Wuji was speeding up again in an instant, and he was almost a phantom!
"Speed up again! Uchijo fish! ”
"Yes!" Parisio condensed his strength into the slashing knife and stabbed Zhao Wuji somewhere!
Zhao Wuji erupted from somewhere withered yellow energy, rapidly advancing more and more!
It's a pity that the chengguan are already close to the finish line!
White fur smiled triumphantly.
I saw that Lao Yan Tou shook his hand from his own card area and attached a trap card - a manure tank falling from the sky!
"Wait! What's that? Trap cards? Why do you seem to be playing weird things all of a sudden... ”
I saw Xuanxuan in the sky above the finish line shaking her hand and spilling a manure tank!
The pickup truck with full horsepower drove in from this end of the manure tank, and the slash grunted into the inner wall on the other side of the manure tank! The demolition vehicle immediately following the emergency brake! Fortunately, those hook machines and excavators were originally very slow, and they all stopped to avoid a pot of manure tank hodgepodge.
Bai Mao climbed out of the cab and climbed onto the roof of the car, balancing on the pickup in the manure tank: "How can it be repaired!" Actually playing yin! ”
"Hahahaha, the first place is mine! Lao Zhao rush to your heart's content! ”
I saw that Zhao Wuji's eyes were shining with golden light, his expression was solemn, he ran out of the three times the speed just now, shook off the little scud, and rushed over suddenly! He looked up to the sky and shouted, "I'm coming!! ”
"Ahh The chengguan team was forced into a desperate situation by this manure pit that fell from the sky! Team Slime is about to cross the finish line again! See! Their captain was already smiling, as if he saw the goddess of victory kissing him. Nickname beckoning! ”
White fur stood on top of the pickup truck and looked at the other side of the manure tank, jumping? What can I do if I can't jump over this weird distance! This Nike Adi is expensive! Don't jump? If you don't jump, the champion will fall into the hands of the other party, how can I be willing! Ahh It seems that there is something wrong.,Is this for Mao to compete for Mao to grab the first.。。。
I saw Zhao Wuji suddenly raise his head and shout: "I'm here!" "Balloons, streamers and champagne are ready backstage! Then there was a pop... The host, judges, audience, and all the contestants were all stunned in an instant... I saw Zhao Wuji rushing over suddenly, and jumped into the manure tank. . .
"There are a lot! Excellent! It's still warm! It's all mine! It's mine! Zhao Wuji excitedly shouted breaststroke, butterfly freestyle in the manure tank, and the old Yan who was standing on his back held his forehead painfully.
"Hahahaha! Hahahaha! Hahahaha! Bai Mao stopped thinking and pointed at the old Yan who was holding his forehead in pain and laughed loudly.
How can it be repaired! It's all here! Victory is at hand! The championship will be mine soon! How could it be... Ah, it's out! Lao Yan's heart was horizontal, he gritted his teeth, and jumped into the manure tank to swim towards the finish line!
"Did you see that? Wow! I was so excited that I burst into tears! This is the legendary Orin who is not afraid of hardships and dangers, not afraid of dirty, not afraid of tiredness... No, oh... Profound... That's right! Oreo spirit! ”
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"Not Oreo? That's what is going on ... That's right! Oba Donkey Spirit! ”
No, speaking of which, where did such a host pop up?。。。
I saw that the old Yan head was desperately swimming and carrying forward the spirit of Oreo and swam around the pickup, and suddenly, I could only hear a pop and something grabbed his foot and neck! Lao Yan looked back and saw that the white hair actually jumped down!
"Lao Tzu is out of the way!" Bai Mao screamed and grabbed Lao Yan's head and swam to the finish line!
The two pulled each other, and in an instant, they turned into a cesspool wrestling tournament!
It was getting dark.
Everyone raised their heads and looked at it in surprise, only to see a huge black cloth bag appear in everyone's sight, and the hair was Dai Muhei, whose face was ugly, and Lu Xiuxiu was caught under his left arm.
"Mu Hei, destroy the fall! The championship is mine! It's mine! ”
Bai Mao grabbed the hair of Lao Yan's head: "Stop!" The championship is mine! ”
Daiki Hei didn't care about the surrounding situation at all.,Before the finish line, he threw Lu Xiuxiu, who was foaming at the mouth, to the ground.,Thoughtfully walked over naturally.。。。 Hit the line...
Palicio ran from behind, the old Yan head and white hair were crying and mourning, and the old Yan head shouted to Parisio: "Why did you come here!" ”
"Ah, I'm sorry Dean... I thought I was going to win... Senior Kiguro must ask me something.。。。 Parisio scratched his head.
"Victory... Won! The champion is Team Slime Academy! ”
Xuanxuan was standing by the finish line after throwing down the manure tank in boredom, and she was clasping her fingers boredly.
With a bang, the ground shook, and Daimu Hei put the big bag on the ground, reached out and grabbed Xuanxuan's wrist, and pulled it down.
"What are you doing!" Xuanxuan was startled, and was almost pulled on her head, she originally looked at it with anger, but after seeing Daimu Hei's face, she was scared back with anger in an instant.
"Come with me and ask you something."
The audience was stunned, and the host said dumbfounded: ". . Please... Ask the Slime Academy team to send a representative to receive the prize. ”
I can't describe the old man covered his face and said ashamedly: "Oh, this is a complaint that can't be described after the competition. White... ”
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