CHAPTER XXXI
The night began to gradually deepen, and the entire Shigou Village was slowly wrapped in the dim lights, and everywhere seemed quiet and peaceful, except in the family that entertained Tian Donkey, the atmosphere seemed a little ambiguous, no, and even said that everyone's intentions were a little vague. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
They still regard Tian Donkey as a guest, warm and polite, polite and greeting, which makes Tian Donkey a little overwhelmed and in a dilemma. Is it to kneel down and kowtow and call the other party as a father-in-law and mother-in-law in one step, or to retreat and turn around and leave to force the other woman to come out to meet? Tian Donkey scratched his ears and cheeks in his heart and weighed it, there was nothing he could do, but the hateful thing was that he was not Sun Wukong, he would not change seventy-two, and it was impossible to get into anyone's stomach and see the other party's true intentions, so he had to talk patiently and kill time.
"Uncle, tonight, the weather is good?"
"Yes good"
"Uncle, where do I sleep tonight?"
"Sleeping on the kang"
There are questions and answers, which is equivalent to an exchange of courtesy, but the problem is that the stones thrown by the donkey are not thrown on the surface of the water and splash or cause waves, but as if they were thrown on a large ball of cotton, and they were swallowed up silently. Tian Donkey instinctively felt that the atmosphere of conversation in the whole room was getting stranger and stranger.
Unusual! Tian Donkey had almost confirmed his speculation in his heart. He concluded that the women of the family were either extremely ugly and had missing arms and legs and were disabled, or they were either deaf or dumb and mentally deficient, and at least they should not be normal people. He had heard that in some rural areas like his hometown, some old bachelors who really couldn't marry a daughter-in-law would always bring home those mentally handicapped women who were deaf and dumb and couldn't even take care of themselves, form a family, and let her give birth to children for him. I also encountered such a situation tonight, hey, it seems that I was deceived by Sun Jinsheng, how can this hateful Sun Jinsheng do such a lack of morality? Could it be that he has already seen through the truth that he is a poor and fake rich man? Tian Donkey was suspicious, and at the same time speculated, in his own doubts and imagination, Tian Donkey had already cursed Sun Jinsheng to the ground, but after thinking about it, what does everything have to do with Sun Jinsheng? Gain and loss, poverty and wealth, once and now, are all life, the life of his donkey! Moreover, what is unacceptable about today's field donkeys? If, tonight, there is a blizzard, then let the blizzard bury itself along with its own poverty! Bury! Bury! Sing a song of triumph and bury all the fuck! Oh my God, just let the horses come!
Thinking of this, Tian Donkey laughed silently, then stood up and asked loudly.
"Uncle, is your daughter okay?"
Seeing Tian Donkey standing up, the man also stood up on the ground. Hearing Tian Donkey's direct and tough questioning, he was stunned for a moment, then hurriedly shook his head and said.
"No problem, no problem, sound limbs, normal brain, absolutely no problem. How? Are you leaving? ”
"Hmmm! I wanted to see her, but if I wouldn't let me, I'd leave. ”
Hearing that Tian Donkey was leaving, the man's face showed obvious embarrassment, and then he said the fact that his daughter was not at home.
When Tian Donkey heard this, he was a little angry in surprise, it was the first time he went to kiss without a woman, if he said it, he would be laughed off by others. Moreover, at first, I just thought that the women of this family would never appear, but now it's okay, it's not that I can't see anyone, but there is no one to see at all.
"What? Not at home? So what did you ask me to kiss? ”
"No, no, no, it's not that I'm not at home, it's because, because it's ......"
In the face of Tian Donkey's questioning, the obvious lie in front of him immediately turned into an excuse, which was really unexpected to him. But Tian Donkey had no choice but to follow this road and ask questions.
"Because of what?"
"Ahem! I think I'm still saying it, anyway, I can't hide it from the first day of the first year, but I can't hide it from the fifteenth year" seems to have an unspeakable hidden, and the head of the family of this seemingly calm and undisturbed family finally told the truth. "My daughter she...... I have a disease."
"What disease?"
"A disease that can't be explained clearly, and I'm afraid of being laughed at when I say it......"
As soon as he heard this, Tian Donkey'er was even more angry, he didn't hate being deceived, after all, he was deceived not once or twice, but he hated the selfishness in human nature, the selfishness that was distorted by life, packaged by greed, and even uglier by poverty, disappointed him and made him angry.
"If you're afraid of being laughed at, I'm not afraid of being laughed at? You don't look at my identity, you just hide it from me, what's An's heart? Moreover, if your daughter is sick, say that she is sick, and it is better to make it clear whether it is an infectious disease or not, if it is an infectious disease, you don't say anything, I will leave immediately."
"No, no, no, it's not an infectious disease, it's not an infectious disease...... You can rest assured of this."
"Really, not?"
"No, no, no"
"Then I'm relieved......"
Tian Donkey said, sat down again, thought for a while, faced with the situation that he was in and out, thought about it carefully, and then felt that he was unwilling to see the Yellow River, and he had to give an explanation of his life's events, so he continued.
"Then let's do it, you still let her come out, I'll see, since it's not an infectious disease, there's nothing to worry about, let's meet first"
"However, my daughter's illness is that she can't see anyone......"
"Huh! What kind of person is that you can't see people?! ”
The more blocked things are, the more attractive they are, and the more dangerous things are, the more fascinating they are. At this time, Tian Donkey'er was already curious to the point of stubbornness, and he was thinking in his heart that no matter how he wanted to meet, it seemed that it was no longer so important whether his lifelong event could be accomplished, and seeing the woman who was related to his lifelong event was the top priority at the moment.
"Didn't you say she had sound limbs and a normal mind? Then why can't she see anyone? Could it be that she is a demon and a monster who eats people? ”
"I don't eat people, but I'm afraid I'll bite people......"
"What?"
"That's it...... It's just that when I see someone, I will be emotional, especially when I see a man, I don't know what she will do, I'm scared myself, hey, I can't help it, she's old now, and she's a girl, so I have to mention family affairs, and besides, you're not the first, the first few were beaten away by my daughter......"
"That's not normal!"
"It's usually normal, I can eat and sleep, and I can help the family do farm work, in the future, whoever marries can also take care of the housework for him, but I just don't know what's wrong, as soon as I get to the family, I will smash the pot, it's like being evil"
"Then I don't believe in this evil yet! Hmph, I'm not afraid, uncle, I still have to meet her today."
"Do you really want to meet?"
"Yes, see you"
"That'...... Okay"
As he spoke, the man turned around and took out a key from the first drawer of the kang cabinet with patterns and traces of time on the kang, and Hetian Donkey walked out of the house and walked towards the backyard.
The two came to a hut in the backyard with a locked door, stopped, and the man looked back at Tian Donkey again, and said to Tian Donkey in a low voice.
"My daughter is in this house, he can't hear the voice of a strange man, so don't talk to her first, today is also to prevent her from messing up her family affairs, so she was locked up, if you are afraid, I won't open the door"
Tian Donkey looked left and right, the black light was blind, but there was a sense of fear, but the doubts and curiosity in his heart were more than fear, so he plucked up his courage and said calmly.
"Uncle, I'm not afraid of death except for being afraid of no money, but what the hell I'm afraid of, so I'm not afraid of anything!"
"Okay then, give it, here's the key, you take it, open the door yourself, but wait, you open the door when I'm gone, I'll go back to sleep"
With that, the man handed the key to Tian Donkey, turned around and walked towards the front yard. Tian Donkey looked down at the key in his hand, and when he looked up again to look at the back of the man, he had already found that there was no trace.
At this time, Tian Donkey's heart had some fear, fear of the door in front of him and the unknown behind the door. Because he didn't know whether it was a man or a mad dog who was locked behind this door. The stubborn firmness and persistent courage before did not make his courage more firm at this moment, but instantly weakened in front of the lonely figure, and he hesitated. But, just as he was hesitating, the light suddenly turned on in the hut in front of him. A warm and dim light shone through the crack in the door and reached the feet of Tian Donkey, illuminating his path at the same time, giving him encouragement and new courage. His heart was inexplicably happy, he raised his head, looked at the mottled light in the room blocked by the crack in the door, and was excited to open the door immediately, and then he heard a voice coming from the room.
"Don't, don't open the door......"
Ah, what a beautiful and charming sound! What an intoxicating sound! With just one sound, Tian Donkey's body was crispy, his legs were weak, and he almost fell to his knees. If his ears were still drunk with the aftermath of not letting the door open, then his heart had already penetrated the crack in the door and came to the woman with the magical voice in front of him. Moreover, in an instant, he forgave Sun Jinsheng for deception that he didn't know whether it was intentional or deliberate, and he forgot the advice of his family, and only wanted to see her!
It's her! It's her! It is she who has a good voice, who can dominate his heart, master his soul, and give him the motivation to live again! It's her, it's her, it seems that all the wanderings in the first half of his life are to come to see her, at least, to prepare for coming to see her, so, she is his dream, his future, he must open the door, he must immediately see the sweetheart in front of him, the person who makes him itch! Moreover, he decided that she must have a peerless gentleness and a beautiful face, because only in this way can she be worthy of such a beautiful and moving voice! Moreover, the thought that he would be able to sleep with such a beautiful person in the future, or that if it went well, they would be able to sleep together tonight, his parents handed him the key and hid, didn't it imply this meaning, hey, happiness is right in front of him, and the good wish to sleep will come true immediately, and just thinking about the word sleep makes people excited.
So, Tian Donkey impatiently opened the door with a key with excitement and trembling hands, but when he pushed the door in, there was a "pop" and the lights in the house went out!
All of a sudden, Tian Donkey'er seemed to have jumped into the endless darkness, and his eyes were blocked by a huge and deep black curtain, and he couldn't see anything, as if someone had suddenly taken off his eyeballs! stepped on the inside of the house where he couldn't see his five fingers, and then, with a "snap", a slap slapped him in the face, even when he hadn't stood firm.
Tian Donkey covered his hot and painful cheeks, and was beaten with gold stars in his eyes, confused, feeling extremely dizzy in the dark, and unsteady on his feet. It can be said that that slap extinguished his enthusiasm and expectation at once, and instantly made him cold from head to toe. And, what made him even more creepy was that a sharp laugh followed, spreading through his surroundings and the four corners of the room, and enveloping him.
"Hahaha...... Hahaha......"
"How do you hit someone?!"
Tian Donkey could not see anything, he could only hear his laughter, no matter how hard he blinked, and adapted to the sudden jump from light to darkness, but he still could not see anything, he could only ask random questions towards the darkness.
"Why are you hitting me?!"
"Hahaha...... Hahaha......"
The laughter was really lingering, from the top of the donkey's head, in front of and behind him, near and far, everywhere, penetrating people's ears. It seems that Tian Donkey did not enter a one-man house but a haunted house.
Finally, in the midst of laughter, a poignant female voice asked him coldly.
"Who are you?!"
"I, I...... I'm Tian Sanjun! Tian Donkey plucked up the courage to reply.
"What are you doing here?"
"I, I, I want to mate with you"
"Phew! Get lost! ”
Just two words simple, direct, cold, ruthless, and inaccessible ended Tian Donkey's fantasy and ended his sweet dream. Then, there was another rain of sticks, which hit him with a head and face, and fell on his body, Tian Donkey only felt as if he was not beaten by a weak woman, but by many people, at least a three-headed and six-armed monster, Tian Donkey, who couldn't resist, could only cover his head, hurriedly jumped out of the house, stood in the yard, and then scolded.
"What do you want to do if you don't let me mate?"
"Hahaha, hahaha......"
"Tell you, your parents agreed that I would mate with you tonight, but not only did you not let me mate, but you also beat people, let me tell you, even if you don't mate with me tonight, you will still have to mate with someone else in the future, do you think you can never let a man touch you for the rest of your life? Hmph, if you don't let you mate, you won't let you mate, why do you still beat people? My donkey can sleep anywhere, so it's not uncommon for you to have a nervous disorder! Hmph, I'll tell you again, it's illegal to beat someone, I'll go to the police station to sue you now, saying that you pretended to be a ghost and beat someone, let them arrest you! ”
Originally, Tian Donkey also wanted to brag about her power in the police station in person, at least let her know that she was coming on a blind date in a police car today, so that she might regret beating herself, and maybe she could immediately regain her senses and accept him again and complete her good wishes to mate, but what Tian Donkey, who was overly obscene, was waiting for not the lights to welcome him again, but another round of attacks with rotten shoes and smelly socks. Therefore, he could only run away from the backyard to the front yard in embarrassment, and escaped from the gate of the house.