Chapter 103: Interest
"Watergate, why is it so early today?"
The sleepy-eyed middle-aged man sat behind the counter and looked at the three teenagers, smiling slightly. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
Watergate was a very sunny child in his impression, and his mood was much better when he saw him.
As for the two gloomy faces behind him, he naturally ignored them.
"I ...... We..."
The blonde boy stammered and couldn't speak, and his little face was a little pale.
"Uncle, that's it...... We suddenly remembered that there was something we had to hurry up and go, how many in total? ”
Kirito couldn't look at it, and said without changing his face.
"In half an hour, I'll charge you 600 yuan......"
After yawning, the middle-aged man glanced at the register and said lazily.
"No need to look for it, we still have urgent ......"
Watergate pulled out a bill with a denomination of 1,000, looking a little cramped.
"Okay, let's talk about it next time......"
The middle-aged man waved his hand, although he was an ordinary resident, he also understood that the ninja's mission was unexpected.
"Sayenara......"
After bowing deeply, the three teenagers rushed out of the gate as if they were flying, and then disappeared without a trace, as if something terrible was chasing after them.
"It seems that this task is very urgent......"
The middle-aged man shook his head with a smile and walked into the shooting range.
"Why do I care so much, it's enough to run my own small shop, I hope they can return safely from the battlefield, this is the only thing I can do for them......"
As the owner of this shooting range, the most headache is these children, who are rough and rough, and panic when they encounter urgent tasks......
But after pushing open the wooden door, the middle-aged man was blinded by a white light: the entire shooting range was cleaned clean, without a trace of dust, as if it was all new, and he was moved to tears......
"Looks like I'm wrong about them...... This board doesn't seem to be in the right place, well, after all, it's a child, and it's inevitable that there will be some small flaws......"
The middle-aged man looked around and walked over to correct that little mistake.
After the board was removed, he discovered the secret hidden behind it......
There is a target with only half of the body left, a white powder wall covered with spider patterns, and a teacup-sized through hole in the center, and you can see the street scene of people coming and going outside through the "small hole".
"Stinky little ghost! Better not let me see you guys again! ”
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In the forest of death on the border of Konoha Shinobi Village, three people held on to the trunk of a tree and gasped.
"It's over! I will never go to Uncle Amakusa's shooting range again, this is the most affordable shooting range......"
Seeing the birds startled by the roar in the distance, Watergate wiped the sweat from his forehead.
"Big man, it's a big deal to use the transformation technique to blend in again......"
Kirito grabbed the blonde boy's shoulders and grinned with neat little white teeth, very white, very bright, very oily......
"That's a good idea, Kirito, why didn't I notice your belly full of bad water? From calmly cleaning up the crime scene to fooling Uncle Amakusa, why are you so skilled......"
She hugged her shoulders and teased Kirito.
"Watergate, you're too honest, you're almost a goof......"
Kirito didn't answer, but instead pointed the finger at the water gate.
"No Road, it's really the biggest mistake to know you, it's really unladylike to meet people......"
"Huh? If it weren't for me, you would have been cheated by the black-hearted boss by now, and you wouldn't even have any underwear left......"
"It seems like it's all your fault...... By the way, you still have to pay me back 30,000 yuan......"
"Why!"
"Targets and money for building walls......"
"Ahem...... The weather was really nice today, sunny and cloudless......"
"Don't deflect the subject for me, it's cloudy today......"
"Don't be so ruthless, Watergate, aren't we friends?"
"Who are you? Name? Who are they? ”
"Ruthless! Watergate, you're bad at learning! ”
"Each other, each other!"
After a while, the three of them lay on their backs on the grass and chatted freely.
The three of them are so idle, Konoha after the war is very busy, the new generation of "Pig Deer Butterfly" is busy with the medicinal herb business of the three of them, Mikoto is also at home to help with the planning, Kushina is doing secret cultivation at the Uzumaki Mito house, and the two white-eyed brothers are carrying out reconnaissance tasks in the village, of course, they don't have time to get together.
Of course, because the limelight is tight, the owner of the shooting range searches for them in the streets and alleys......
Kirito held a blade of grass in his mouth and looked at the white clouds floating in the sky.
"Now, Watergate, what are you doing on the battlefield?"
Watergate closed his eyes and enjoyed the feeling of the breeze on his face, and replied dreamily.
"Clear the enemy's traps, find out the distribution of enemy forces, and annihilate the enemy reconnaissance team by the way......"
Kirito solved the doubts in his heart and suddenly realized.
"No wonder you are so familiar with the society, it turns out that you are comrades-in-arms......"
Watergate nodded, and instead asked about the topic he was more interested in.
"I'm not in a squad, but we see each other a lot, so to speak...... By the way, why haven't I seen you in the camp......"
The corners of Kirito's mouth lifted an arc, and he deliberately lowered his voice and said mysteriously.
"Let me tell you a secret, I'm actually the ultimate strategic weapon of Konoha level LV5, the strongest electric shock messenger codenamed Super Electromagnetic Cannon, as a hidden ultimate strategic weapon, it must be put on the battlefield at a critical moment, and of course everything is ...... in secret."
Shuimen, who didn't know the truth, was coaxed into a daze, and sat up suddenly, with the four big words "I'm curious" written on his face.
"Si Guoyi, no wonder he suddenly appeared on the battlefield and exerted such terrifying power...... So what are the other ultimate strategic weapons? ”
Kirito's eyes are hidden in the shadow of his bangs, and he has a mysterious smile on his face.
"Do you want to know......
Watergate nodded his head like a curious baby, and the club on the side was about to laugh like crazy, puffing out his cheeks and shrinking into a ball on the grass.
It's a pity that Mizuto didn't notice the abnormality of the white-haired boy, and his attention was focused on the story told by Kirito about the ten LV5s standing on top of Konoha.
Kirito also held back very hard, pinching his thigh with his right hand in a secret place, and forced himself to finish telling the story to Mizuto.
At the end of the story, he also showed his acting skills at the level of a little golden man, and suddenly approached the ear of Watergate, and said in an extremely gloomy tone.
"Do you know why no one in the outside world knows about the existence of strategic weapons......
Then this incomparably innocent guy shook his head ignorantly and replied obediently.
"I don't know ......"
As soon as these words came out, the club almost laughed out loud, and when Shuimen turned his head suspiciously, he immediately pretended to be "I'm also curious".
When Mizuto turned his head, Kirito clearly saw that the expression on She's face was distorted, a tear flowed from the corner of his eye, and a trace of blood flowed from the corner of his mouth.
actually bit his tongue to bleed, and he fought hard to hold this guy......
Kirito immediately felt a great sense of encouragement, which was the audience's highest recognition of him.
So he worked harder, and a hideous smile suddenly appeared on his face.
"For everyone who knows is dead......"
Watergate's face turned pale with fright for a moment, and he climbed to a nearby tree with his hands and feet.
Such a reaction also made the two of them completely laugh crazy, rolling back and forth on the grass.
"It's so funny, how... How can it be so fun! ”
"Hahaha, I can't do it, I can't do it......"
Even the most sluggish person reacts to the fact that he has been tricked, not to mention a genius like Watergate, although he is a little naturally stupid......
"Hahaha, Mizumon, don't be angry, he was actually accidentally involved in the execution of the mission, but, I'm curious, Kirito, how did you defeat the two thousand rain ninja killing......"
The laughing breathless society comforted the water gate, but it didn't seem to have any effect.
"Well, how can I say it, it's just luck......"
"Don't fool me with this...... Forget it, you have to be careful lately, Hokage-sama talked to me a few days ago, ask me for your news, and I guess you will be invited to tea in a few days......"
"Thanks, ......"
"It's okay, I'm more interested in another thing, let's have a discussion, how about it?"
"It just so happens that I also want to learn the strength of the Texas chainsaw massacre"
"Can you not mention this nickname, you have discussed it......"