Chapter 30: The summoning method of the final boss is always unique
"Court !!" I saw Piccinola wearing a red official robe and a black gauze hat, sitting on the Taishi's chair and patting the wood, so imposing!
"Whew. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biqugeγ infoγγγγγγ Military........... The officials who came from nowhere followed.
"Phew! Dare to make a fool of the people! Dare to openly defecate in front of the church! And everywhere preach the right to freedom of toilet access and the right to universal toilet access! Incorrigible! What a crime! β
"Wronged!" Lu Xiuxiu shouted and bowed.
"Phew! Didn't talk about you! You don't change your teachings! What a crime! And privately made giant machinery, and also allowed others to apply it indiscriminately, which led to the huge economic and property losses of this Supreme Toilet Town! Last time, you didn't pursue the damage caused by the rampaging of your equipment! This time it's happening again! What do you think I'm going to do with you? Well! β
I only smelled a dark fragrance, and the old man squatted on the ground with a refreshing face, took out his pocket, and then stretched out a hand to Picino: "Hey, who is that, who are you, forget it, who are you, do you have any paper, I'll rub it. Buttock. β
Piccinola trembled with anger: "Phew! This is a noble and noble court! You are simply contemptuous of the royal law! β
"Ahh
"Lao Tzu is the king!"
"Oh, then I'll continue to scorn. Speaking of which, doesn't anyone bring paper? β
"Someone! Drag him out of here! Rub with a wooden stick. Buttock! β
Two high-headed horsemen carried a pure poplar stick with a length of one meter and three meters, a width of ten centimeters, and a height of six centimeters, and dragged the old man out of the open urine.
Lu Xiuxiu's face turned pale with fright: "It's not about the little people!" The villain just happened to fall there! The villain was forced to get on his mecha! β
Piccinola squeezed her eyes at Lu Xiuxiu: "Sao Nian, as long as you say more things that are not good for him, if you want to say how bad it is, I will take good care of you, and cooperate with the locust army, the benefit is - big!" Big! Drip! Yikes! He pulled a wooden staff from a servant next to him and shook it in his hand: "On the contrary, hehe, the feeling of this thing hitting your body is definitely uncomfortable!" β
"The villain is at your disposal!"
"That's good! Alas, they are back, let's take a good look at the miserable condition of the old man! β
I saw that the old man was taken back by urinating and defecating everywhere! He cried and lifted his ass! I saw that the buttocks were not red and swollen at all! Only the chrysanthemums still have wisps of dark yellow! The two wooden sticks of the servants are covered with dung stains!
He said with a crying voice: "Can I wipe you seriously!" I asked if there was any toilet paper! Rub with a wooden stick. I can't wipe my cheeks clean! β
Piccinola fell to the ground with a snort: "I'll rub you two really go and rub him. Go! β
"Report the big pig's feet! You told him to drag him out and rub him with a stick. Boom! β
βγγγ Drag him out of here! Hit PP with a wooden stick 500 times! Don't come back without opening the skin! β
"Please also ask the big pig's foot to spare his PP!" Lu Xiuxiu suddenly shouted.
"Why! Would you like to accompany you too? β
"No! If you hit PP, the city gate will catch fire and the pond fish will be affected! That is, if you play pp, chrysanthemums may be implicated to a certain extent! As the general sales agent of the Supreme Toilet Town, how could I let such a painful thing of not being able to use anal cool happen! So please also ask the big pig's foot to spare his pp! β
"Oh? What is anal coolness! β
"That's what it is..." I saw that a person suddenly crawled out from under the Taishi chair of Picinola, it was Wu Chengen, he pulled out something from behind, and called softly: "Oh~~~" Then he put the thing in front of the stage, and the entire temporary fight in the public hall was shrouded in golden light!
I saw that the object was flesh-colored stick-shaped, and there were wires and latches connected to the back end!
"Oh?" Piccinola took it, carefully held it in her hand, and examined it carefully.
Lu Xiuxiu couldn't help but stand up: "Cure hemorrhoids!" Sugar-free! Easy to use! It's anal cool! β
"Is there really such a spirit?"
"That's it! Please also show up and say! β
I saw a piece of the old man hanging down from the ceiling, and he posted two pictures with rich expressions, the first is a picture of his old face kicked by the novice guide, and the second is a selfie of his handsome now: "Ah! The moon is cloudy and sunny, and there is a lack of people, and there are blessings and misfortunes that cannot be described! I am a poor person in the novice village who cannot be described! Unfortunately, I unintentionally got hemorrhoids that cannot be described! This is really the most indescribable disease in the world! You can't drink, you can't eat spicy, you can't describe the torture of driving, and you have to lie on your stomach to sleep! Despised everywhere! I was also tortured by kicking my ass that I often can't describe! Yes! Got hemorrhoids! My life is dark beyond description! Until! I met it! He pulls out the anal from behind! The golden light that emanated again overflowed the hall again: "Until I met anal shuang!" β
"I came across it and my life was full of light! Met it! A sunny day in my life! Yes! Those days of hemorrhoids are over! A life full of sunshine has come! Someone found that I can't describe this paragraph without me! Dip it in a little water! Stuffed into the chrysanthemum! Power on! Happiness just like that! Like a spring breeze! Yes! Buy once and use it for life! What are you waiting for! It's better to act than to be excited! With that, it bounced back to the roof and disappeared.
"Wow! I can't wait! Piccinola connected an outlet on the ground, used anal cooling, and instantly began to tremble with excitement!
"That's right! It's an honor to sign this deal with you, the current mayor! Please promote the use of anal cool in the whole town! We'll give you a commission! Seeing the stitches, Lu Xiuxiu took out a signing slip from his pocket, and attached a black signature pen and put it on the table of Picinola.
Piccinola restrained the violent trembling of his whole body, looked at the list, and saw that it was written: From now on, sign a contract with the general sales agent of the Supreme Toilet Town, and force one person to have one in the whole town, and the stolen money, oh no, the profits will be divided into sixty or forty shares, for the sake of you and me, you can make a fortune and get rich Jinpit townspeople! Hahahaha! Party A: Lu Xiuxiu, the general sales agent of the Supreme Toilet Town, and Party B: The mayor of the Supreme Toilet Town.
"Six-four? Who six and who four? β
"As a producer, we still have costs and freight, and I have six and four for you." Lu Xiuxiu was surprised to see that Picchinaola trembled with the anal coolness, and a blue steam-like thing gradually appeared around her.
"No! Five-five! β
"Five-five-five-five! We've got to make some money! β
"Five-five! Otherwise, don't sign! β
βγγγ It's really picked.,Five-five.,It's a big deal to use some fake and shoddy raw materials.γγγ β
"Haha!" Piccino stretched his hand to sign, but he couldn't sign because of the trembling, and the blue steam next to him became thicker and thicker.
"Here we are... Here it comes... That's it... The old man muttered about urinating and defecating everywhere.
"What's coming? Big pig's feet? Big pig's feet? Lu Xiuxiu was worried about helping Pichinola, but he was already trembling and completely epileptic, his eyes were white and foaming at the mouth, and the blue halo around him had completely enveloped him.
Suddenly, as if a bomb had exploded there, the entire makeshift public hall was shattered to pieces, and everyone present was catapulted out more than ten meters, only to see Piccinola still standing there epileptic, and from his mouth and eyes, a dark blue ghost-like thing slowly emerged.
"It's out..." Ignoring the dirt and the pain of being fallen, the old man slowly stood up: "Toilet ghost." β
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