649 Wickedness!
"Really! Thank you so much brother-in-law, brother-in-law, you are such a good person! β
Shui Shaomeng They didn't expect Qin Tian to be so easy to speak, this kind of good thing that was put on the market, with a price tag of 10 million, and someone would definitely grab their heads, Qin Tian actually gave it to them so happily, and after the surprise, Shui Shaomeng hurriedly and carefully put away the words in their hands, and their faces were smiling.
Good! It's a good person! Could this be the legendary Good Guy card? Khan!
Hearing that Shui Shaomeng and they finally sent him a good person card, Qin Tian's face suddenly became weird, he didn't expect the legendary good person card, he would meet it like this, and it was sent to him by four men, this feeling is really weird.
"Hey, hey, hey! You four little rabbit cubs, let's do it quickly, your second uncle and I were still thinking about how to tell Xiaotian about this matter just now, but before I could speak, you divided it up for me in a blink of an eye, no, you have to leave me a copy of whatever you say, you can't all snatch it away. β
Looking at it for a while, the four pairs of words were divided up like this, Shui Linglong's second uncle was stunned at the time, and after a while, he looked hard for more than ten years, and finally found the creditor who owed him money.
"Hey, hey, second uncle, second uncle, you let go, let go, don't pull my pants, it's going to fall, it's going to fall off......"
Hearing his second uncle's words, Shui Shaoyu's face instantly collapsed, this treasure that had just arrived, before it was hot, let them stay, who was willing, especially Shui Shaomeng, his facial features were all playing with him and urgently gathered. It should be because his trouser belt is still in the "control" of the second uncle, if the second uncle is excited, then he will have a lot of fun, and now the whole family is watching from the side, he doesn't want the whole family to appreciate his "sexy" pants.
Don't look at his belt is pure cowhide, it is quite strong to use, but in the eyes of those of them who have cultivated ancient martial arts, this thing is no different from a piece of paper, as long as you want to tear it, let alone a layer. It's ten or eight belts put together, and they tear them up without a little ambiguity.
"You three bastards don't want to run, if you don't give me a satisfactory answer today, I'll run to your house every day, and I'm looking for a few of you young people and girlfriends, and when you kiss me, you force me to be anxious, and I draw everything I see. Give everyone in the water family a copy. β
Originally, Shui Shaoyu and the others watched Shaomeng being caught by the second uncle, and while they were quietly relieved, they were about to slip away, but. Before they could run a few steps, the second uncle's "threat" came from behind them, and suddenly, they slipped away. They froze, looked at each other, and a wry smile appeared on their faces.
The second uncle's "threat" is really good and powerful. Of course, it's also very yellow and violent!
Looking at the few people in Shui Shaomeng with a dead face, as well as the smugness, for the second uncle of the Shui family who threatens the junior with this method, he is not ashamed but proud, Qin Tian has been wiping cold sweat on the side, this ginger is really old and spicy!
"Second uncle! You...... You...... You're going to have a needle in the eye if you do that! And, don't you loosen my belt first, or you'll wash your eyes. β
Looking at the second uncle's appearance of not giving up without giving up, and looking at the group around him, curiosity, banter, hope, and schadenfreude flashed in his eyes, but there was no sympathy and a helping hand of the "relatives", Shui Shaomeng made a bitter face and said to his second uncle, this feeling of "life and death" is really unforgettable.
"What's there! You just have that little thing, what is there to be ashamed of in front of the second uncle? I remember when you were a child, your second uncle still held you with one hand and played with the other hand every day. "The words of the second uncle of the Shui family made Shui Shaomeng almost faint in one breath."
Twisting and playing? Second uncle, you are really my second uncle, are you embarrassed to announce this in public? You're going to leave your own nephew dead without a place to be buried! It's over, my image, my mother, my fiancΓ©e who hasn't passed through the door, I'm not alive!
Suddenly, Shui Shaomeng felt that the thunder was constantly slashing towards his head, and his whole person was directly stupid, without looking at the expressions of those people around him, he knew that he Shui Shaomeng was completely famous this time.
Behind, Shui Shaoling's shoulders shrugged when he heard this, everyone's faces were flushed, trembling all over, panting, squeezing their eyebrows and making eye contact with each other, as for the audience behind, most of the men laughed almost out of breath.
As for those female dependents, they were all red-faced, and they all whispered angrily and scolded the second uncle for being old and disrespectful, but a few young girls were secretly looking towards Shui Shaomeng's place, and a few inexplicable looks flashed in their eyes.
"Have you ever figured out who left that pair of words in your hand? Today Lao Tzu put the words here, you had better be happy, if you don't leave one for Lao Tzu, otherwise, hum, I have a lot of things in my hands when you were a child, or I will paint a few of you a few 'photo paintings', and then make a thousand eight hundred copies, so that all of us in the Shui family can appreciate and appreciate it? β
The second uncle of the Shui family is now completely shameless, or rather, he thinks that the threat is the simplest and most direct way, there is a simple one, why does he bother to think of complicated things.
Shui Shaoling four-person ......
"Second uncle, why do you have to ask for these pairs in our hands, isn't the author of these works standing in front of you, just because you are his future second uncle, you ask him if you want to, he dares to say a word, as long as he nods, don't say a word, even if it is four, forty, four hundred, it is not a matter of minutes."
The expression is the same as that of the dead father, well, it should be said that it is a hundred times more miserable than that, and he suddenly saw Qin Tian who was wiping cold sweat on the side, and in an instant, his eyes lit up, he was still half dead just now, and now he was immediately resurrected in a state full of blood, and when he was resurrected, he immediately used a very flattering and flattering tone, and said to the second uncle who was still pulling his belt, and at the same time he apologized to Qin Tian in his heart.
"Brother-in-law, I'm really sorry, it's not my brother I'm going to betray you. I'm also forced to do it, there is a way that is a dead Taoist friend who does not die and a poor way, as the so-called you are not as good as hell who goes to hell, my brother died to you, but you can save the four of us from the dire situation, you died a well-deserved death! β
"Huh? If you don't say that I almost forgot, these four words are still from Xiaotian's handwriting, you kid is really good, your brain is fast, why didn't I think of it. It's really old and useless. β
Hearing Shui Shaomeng's words, the second uncle of the Shui family suddenly came to his senses, he loosened the belt he was gripping tightly, and gently patted Shui Shaomeng's shoulder, encouraging his ingenuity.
"What kind of brain is turning fast, I was purely forced out, if you are always ready, you want to engage in 'performance art' in front of the whole family. Your elm head must be turning faster than me, but you're still old and useless? Bullshit! You're old, where do you get so many fancy intestines? It's also a 'photo painting', you old disrespectful old man, why don't you it! β
Although Shui Shaomeng has already regarded this as the second uncle who is disrespectful to the old man and causes him to "show his face" in front of the whole family. scolded a bloody squirt, but looking at the second uncle who kept patting him on the shoulder, he continued to maintain the flattering smile on his face. That looks better than a traitor.
"Little God, that girl Linglong calls me second uncle, you can just call me second uncle."
After letting go of Shui Shaomeng, Shui Linglong's second uncle immediately put another face on his face when he looked at Qin Tian, he was very kind, very kind, and very kind to the side, Qin Tian with a slightly weird expression and said, just looking at his current appearance, Qin Tian couldn't connect the one just now that was a photo painting and a twisting of what was going on, after all, the span between the two was quite large.
"Second uncle."
Since he said so, what else could Qin Tian say, he immediately sorted out his expression, and respectfully called the second uncle.
"Hey, hey, that's really good, since you call me a second uncle, then the matter between you and Linglong's girl, I, as the second uncle, must strongly support it, but ah, Xiaotian, what, that, what, what, what, do you understand?"
Hearing Qin Tian's second uncle, Shui Linglong's second uncle immediately smiled and his mouth fell to the back molars, an expression of a prey falling into a trap, which immediately appeared on his smiling old face, only to see him rubbing his hands slightly, and said with a smile at Qin Tian in a tone that you understand, I understand, everyone understands.
Qin Tian......
"Cough cough, that, the little nephew came to visit today in a bit of a hurry, and didn't bring any decent gifts to the second uncle, that, I feel ashamed, the little nephew is here to splash ink on the spot, with a pair of calligraphy and paintings, as a meeting gift to the second uncle, and please don't dislike the second uncle, in the future, in calligraphy, I hope the second uncle can give more advice."
Looking at his second uncle's expression, Qin Tianna didn't know what kind of medicine he was selling in this gourd, so he immediately coughed a few times and complimented the second uncle, his expression was even more flattering than Shui Shaomeng just now.
"Hehe, don't dislike it, don't dislike it, how embarrassed it is, I'm so embarrassed, come on, come on, little God, I'll grind it for you."
Hearing Qin Tian's words, the second uncle's smiling eyes couldn't be seen, and he would give more advice on calligraphy in the future? This kid is really on the road, although he said that he was embarrassed, but he had already begun to pick up the ink in front of Qin Tian and study it.
Qin Tian......
Looking at the actions of the second uncle who had just recognized, Qin Tian, who was already speechless, suddenly became even more speechless, you are too anxious.
"One pen, not enough, find another pen." Looking at the rice paper spread out in front of him, as well as the neatly arranged pen, ink, paper, and inkstone, Qin Tian held the pen in his right hand, and put his other hand on the paved rice paper, his eyes locked on the table in front of him, but he did not rush to start the pen, but signaled his second uncle to find another pen, he didn't have to use this free "labor" in vain.
Using two brushes at once?
Looking at Qin Tian's movements, his second uncle's eyebrows were wrinkled, Shui Shaomeng and they also looked at Qin Tian suspiciously, they didn't understand Qin Tian's intention to ask for two pens, one person has one hand, what does Qin Tian want two pens for now, is it not easy for him to use this brush?
Although he couldn't understand Qin Tian's intentions, he didn't bother to ask, so he casually took an unused brush from Shui Shaomeng's table and handed it to Qin Tian's hand.
"Thank you."
Qin Tian slowly took the pen, then handed it to his left hand, bent down slightly, and dipped his hands in ink tightly.
"Two hands to write?"
Watching Qin Tian's movements. Not only Shui Linglong's second uncle, but even the four people on the side, Shui Shaomeng, and the audience below the square, were all taken aback, writing with two hands, this is really the first time they have seen this kind of thing.
Although his second uncle was shocked that Qin Tian could write with both hands at the same time, he was not very happy about Qin Tian's attitude. He wanted Qin Tian's master-level calligraphy, not what he wanted to see him perform with two hands.
His second uncle was just about to reprimand Qin Tian and ask Qin Tian to write well and not to be cheating and slippery, but his steady movement of holding the pen made his second uncle's eyes light up, and he was stunned thoughtfully.
The brush is a foundation, and the pen is one of the simplest and most important, and the literati pen is like a warrior's blade. Let's ask, if a military general can't even control his own blade, how can he gallop on the battlefield and take people's heads.
Connoisseurs watch the doorway. His second uncle read Qin Tian's extraordinaryness from Qin Tian's simple action of holding the pen, and intuitively told him that the young man in front of him seemed to be calm in his own world. It will definitely bring him a different surprise, and he suddenly began to look forward to the finished product after Qin Tianxia's pen.
Brush!
The next moment, Qin Tian's wrist suddenly shook. The tip of the pen moved quickly on the snow-white paper, and the blank surface of the paper was quickly filled with words by Qin Tian.
"Writing with two hands?"
"Is this okay?"
"Load it."
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Now Qin Tian has already become the focus of the audience, at this moment, seeing that he is holding a brush in one hand and writing something quickly, those people of the Shui family are shocked and speechless, and some people even began to stretch out their hands and rub their eyes suspiciously, many people straightened their heads, trying to watch what Qin Tian wrote in the square not far away, but the distance between them and Qin Tian was too far, and the closest person could only barely see the paper and the words on the paper
The body is not even visible to the hair.
"This ...... This...... This ......"
They can't see it, it doesn't mean that his second uncle has already dreamed that a few of them can't see it, when Qin Tian started to write, a few of them were shocked and speechless, a pair of eyes stared at the rice paper in front of Qin Tian, if it weren't for the eye sockets in the way, those pairs of eyes could jump out!
They are really shocked now! The second uncle of the Shui family, who is accustomed to seeing the so-called genius, is directly looking at God at this moment, looking at Jesus, looking at the Jade Emperor, in short, not looking at the eyes that human beings should have.
Ordinary people are not proficient in writing with one hand, but Qin Tian is directly using two hands to write at the moment, what is even more surprising is that the pen holding movements of both hands are very standard, and he can't find the slightest flaw, although Qin Tian's wrist is running too fast, and he is dazzled, but the font written by the pen is very clear.
This was not the most surprising to him, what surprised him was that the content of Qin Tian's two handwritings was different!
When is the bright moon, ask the wine to the sky.
I don't know what year it is in the heavenly palace.
I want to go back by the wind, but I am afraid that Qionglou Yuyu will be cold in high places.
Dance to figure out how the shadow seems to be in the world.
Turn Zhu Pavilion, low Qihu, shine sleeplessly.
There should be no hatred, and nothing will be done to say goodbye.
People have joys and sorrows, and the moon is cloudy and sunny, and this matter is difficult to complete.
I hope that people will last a long time, and they will be together for thousands of miles.
With this hand water tune song head, Qin Tian simply wrote a flower.
His right hand writes the first sentence from left to right, but his left hand is writing the second sentence from right to left, and the two hands do not interfere with each other, as if two people are writing, and his first sentence is written in the line script, the second line is changed to a cursive font, the third line is the official script font, and the fourth line is the seal script......
Qin Tian actually wrote an eight-line water tune song in eight fonts, and all of them were written with one hand, and both hands were carried out at the same time!
"Demons! Evil spirits! Compared with you, I have lived on a dog for half my life. β
It took a long time for the stunned second uncle to come back to his senses, his expression was very complicated, he glanced at Qin Tian, who had stopped writing, and sighed angrily, and sighed at Qin Tian for a long time, hearing the words of the second uncle, Shui Shaomeng and the others also nodded with affection, indeed, for Qin Tian, they can only be described as demons.
Looking down and taking another look, the water tune song head in front of him, Shui Shaomeng and a few people let out a sigh that they didn't know how many times, if they hadn't seen Qin Tian write two copies by himself, he wouldn't have believed it, a person could write two copies of text at the same time, and every font, he had reached the level of a master, if it was put in ancient times, every font, it would definitely be Wang Xizhi's level of storage.
But Qin Tian now uses eight fonts, and all of them are enough to write comparable to Wang Xizhi's calligraphy!
A few of them also have a certain level of appreciation, if they are allowed to write, they may not be able to write the kind of words with the demeanor of a master, but let them compare and judge whether this person's words are at the master level, but it will not be difficult for them.
The eight-line characters in front of them, no matter what kind of font they had, were comparable to the master-level characters in their impressions, and even some, they still felt that the words of those masters they had seen were not as strong as those written by Qin Tian.
Looking at Qin Tian with a calm expression, they really had nothing to say, so they could only sigh in their hearts again, demonic! (To be continued......)
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