"Don't panic, boy!" The old voice came. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Don't panic? Are you going to let me hold you tight?

What are you kidding, how can you not panic in such an insecure posture.

"Former ...... Senior, don't be ungrateful! Gu Yan panicked.

"Ungrateful? Who are you and my old man? The old man's tone was not good.

Gu Yan also knew that he was too anxious, and his words were a little inappropriate, but who could calm down when he was missing a hand.

"Boy, are you a practitioner?" The old man asked to himself.

"Yes...... He learned martial arts at the age of five and has been ...... so far."

"It's been fifteen years, right?"

It's amazing my old man, half of his feet have stepped into the grave, and he still has the leisure to answer here?

"Yes!" Gu Yan responded: "How do you know that I have practiced martial arts for fifteen years. ”

"O this man! Birth, old age, sickness and death are like trees. The old man said like an old professor: "A tree lives for a hundred years, and the annual ring is a hundred circles." People live for a hundred years, and the vigor is biased. Anything can be seen. ”

"Oh, really?"

Gu Yan coped perfunctorily, and retracted his arm again, but it was useless.

"Little brother, in the past fifteen years, your martial arts have been mediocre, don't you think it's strange?"

Hearing this, Gu Yan finally came to his senses, which was a major event that had been bothering him.

"A person's qualifications are given by his father and mother, and he can't ask for it."

"You're not right." The old man said: "Judging from your pulse, your pulse is stable and stronger than ordinary people, there is nothing wrong with it." ”

"Senior, you're a doctor?"

"Judging from your palmistry, it is actually a great opportunity that cannot be broken!"

"So, you're a physiognomy?"

"From the perspective of internal strength, your internal strength gains quickly, and loses quickly, and cannot be stored in your body."

"You're a martial artist?"

"How happy it is that I am old enough to meet such an opportunity outside, when I am at this age to enter the earth?"

"You're a zombie?"

"Huh, kid? How to speak? The old man said unkindly: "You have no friends in the future!" ”

"Uncle, do you dare not be so fashionable?" Gu Yan said dissatisfiedly: "I see that you have no friends, you can say half of everything, do you make people very troubled?" ”

"The old man really doesn't have any friends, and some of the original old friends have also gone west. There is a poem: In the past, people have taken the yellow crane to go, and the yellow crane tower is vacant here. The old man said regretfully: "Boy, now that you and I have a good fate, the old man has made you a friend, how about the two of us forget the New Year?" ”

Hearing this, Gu Yan's face was full of black lines of "euphemism" and refused: "Forget it, uncle, you better let Huang He rest!" ”

"Hahahaha, it's fine. Anyway, the yellow crane was scolded outside and it was miserable enough! ”

"Scolded?" Gu Yan was stunned.

"ZJ Wenzhou, ZJ Wenzhou, the largest tannery, Jiangnan tannery has closed down! The bastard boss Huang He eats, drinks, prostitutes, gambles, owes 350 million ......"

"Uncle, you have such a good memory, I can't even memorize it. Hehe. ”

Gu Yan looked at the wall with a helpless expression, he was still playing with cold humor at such an old age......

"Alas! If you are rich, you don't have to run around to earn money for wine! ”

After that, there was the sound of drinking with a clatter.

"Uncle, let go of me first when you drink!" Gu Yan complained: "It's already time to eat, and if you don't eat again, it's gone!" ”

"Ah~ good wine!"

There was wine, and the old man was instantly like a different person, full of energy.

"Little brother, it's not time to release you."

Hearing this, Gu Yan was completely decadent, and it seemed that today's dinner was no fun.

Instead of being bored, it is better to see who this old man is.

Thinking of this, Gu Yan regained his spirits and asked with a smile: "Uncle, what did you do?" How did you end up in this detention center? ”

"It's not a big deal, it's just that I stole the jar wine." The old man took it lightly and asked, "Boy, what about you?" ”

"Me?" Gu Yan shook his head self-deprecatingly and said, "It's nothing, it's just killing." ”

"Murder is also sentenced? What a world! The old man said indignantly.

"Uncle, have you drunk too much! You stole the jar of wine and came in, and I am not sentenced for murder? ”

"The wine I stole is older than my age!"

The old man was quite a bit of a bull's temper, and said stubbornly: "For this jar of wine, I killed several characters with a little skill!" ”

"Poof!"

After listening to the old man's words, the wine that had just arrived in Gu Yan's mouth was directly squirted out by Gu Yan.

It seems that his sin is really light......

"Oops! It's a waste, it's a waste, you don't drink it to the old decay! What a waste! The old man complained distressedly.

"Okay, okay! Uncle, you let go of me, and I'll pour it for you. Gu Yan said: "This pot is all yours!" ”

"Very good, very good!"

A smile appeared on the uncle's wrinkled face.

Immediately, a heavy thrust came from Gu Yan's arm, pushing Gu Yan's arm out.

Gu Yan moved his shoulders casually, and he was not surprised at all by such a domineering internal strength.

Picking up the snack box, Gu Yan filled the box again, and this time there was really only a little Fugen left in the pot.

Passing the dim sum box along the brick hole, Gu Yan patted the dust on his body, stood up and said, "Uncle, you drink slowly, I'll go have a bite to eat." ”

"Okay, okay!" The sound of opening the iron box came from the opposite side, and a friendly reminder: "It's past dinner now, don't you have a wife's cake?" Pad, mat, mat! ”

"Uncle!!" Gu Yan took a deep breath and said calmly: "Although this prison meal is not as delicious as the wife's cake, it is fortunately hot. You've drunk a pot of wine from me, so let me have a sip of soup! ”

"Where is there a pot, isn't there still a bit of a bottom!"

"Uncle!!"

"Hahahaha...... Satisfied, the old man slept first. Take a nap with a drink, tsk! ”

A sip? You've had a whole pot of drink, right? And a drink!

"Whew~Whew~"

I wiped it, and I slept really fast.

Gu Yan, who had just stood up, stretched his waist and lay down again.

I screwed the flask and put it in the corner, then I picked up a piece of Biling's wife cake and ate it with relish.

Before I knew it, the only two remaining pieces of my wife's cake were swept away.

Gu Yan, who was thirsty, picked up the wine jug with his hand.

But after hearing the earth-shattering snoring sound next door, Gu Yan slowly put down the wine jug again.

I got up and went to the door, scooped a scoop of cold water, and poured a few sips.

Then he fell asleep contentedly.

The night fell silent in an instant, and the old man knocked the corner of his mouth strangely, and snoring sounded again.

Gu Yan had never slept so comfortably, he didn't wake up in a dream, and he wasn't entangled by any troubles.

He had the most comfortable day of his life, and the most comfortable night.

In his sleep, Gu Yan seemed to feel that he was laughing, but he didn't know what he was giggling at.

There is a way that:

Everything in the world is worried, and you can stay pure for an autumn.

If you embarrass others and yourself, you might as well take a break from the air.