Chapter 12: The Tragic Zhu Bajie
"Then what can you say, if you don't say it again, my grandson will do it!" Where can the monkey-tempered Monkey King endure Zhu Bajie's lazy attitude. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
As soon as he finished speaking, he took out the golden rod from his ear.
After eating the fruit, Zhu Bajie sighed and said, "Senior brother, don't worry, I'll contact that ...... again."
"Boom ......" Just as Zhu Bajie was about to say Du Zhen's name as a "plane trader", thunder and lightning suddenly appeared in the cloudless sky, splitting his head with only a few pig hairs.
"Bang da", followed by a burst of fragrant smell similar to roast suckling pig. made Sun Wukong have the urge to step forward and take a few bites.
Fortunately, Zhu Bajie is a "god", and his resistance is quite strong. So when Sun Wukong came to him, he stopped Sun Wukong.
"Senior brother, why do I feel that you are looking at me with a smile, could it be that you are interested in me?"
When Sun Wukong heard the words of Zhu Bajie, who had become black charcoal, the appetite he had just mentioned instantly turned into a bad cold, "Idiot, you give me old Sun out!" ”
He really couldn't stand it, and Zhu Bajie, who was not in a hurry for half a day. So the golden hoop stick in his hand immediately knocked on Zhu Bajie's forehead.
Then, there was an extra one-zhang high bag on the top of the black charcoal pig Bajie's head, just like horns, and there was a feeling of hardness.
Zhu Bajie was a little dissatisfied at this time, "Bi Ma Wen, I admit that you are stronger than me, but you don't have to fight my old pig all the time!" ”
Sun Wukong said lightly: "Idiot, if it weren't for Guanyin Bodhisattva assigning you and me to protect the master to learn scriptures, my old grandson would have abolished you a long time ago!"
"Hmph, anyway, my old pig does have a way, if you want to save the master, go by yourself!" Zhu Bajie looked at the golden hoop stick in Sun Wukong's hand, and was really a little scared, so he had to muttered weakly.
But what is Sun Wukong's identity, with his strong mana, he has already heard Zhu Bajie's words.
But he also knew that the most important thing at the moment was to save the master quickly, so he didn't continue to beat Zhu Bajie. Instead, he lifted the golden hoop stick and stepped on the seven-colored auspicious cloud road to swoop down to the cave of the wormwood leopard spirit.
Zhu Bajie watched Sun Wukong leave, and muttered in his heart: Bi Ma Wen, you wait for my old pig, I will let you know how powerful I am one day!
After speaking, he contacted Du Zhen, who had not spoken for a long time.
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And Du Zhen, who was in class 997, couldn't help but complain when he found Zhu Bajie's updated personality signature: Zhu Bajie is really a pig who bullies the soft and is afraid of the hard, and is lazy.
But this guy wants to help him for free, it's too whimsical!
After flipping through the signature, Du Zhen replied with a smile: "Zhu Bajie, do you have something to do with me?"
Zhu Bajie heard Du Zhen finally reply, and he looked ahead excitedly in his heart, and said emptyly: "Trader, I want you to help me again and save my master."
Du Zhen replied by typing, "It's okay to save your master, but you have to pay me, right?" I remember telling you that I never help people for free! ”
When Zhu Bajie heard that he wanted to be rewarded again, he said to Du Zhen with a bitter face: "Trader, my old pig really doesn't have much merit. Be merciful and help my master! ”
Du Zhen pouted after looking at Zhu Bajie's updated personality signature, this guy obviously has more than 100,000 merits, but he didn't say much!
But on the surface, he still said without anger: "If you don't have merit, forget it, anyway, I don't need your little merit, goodbye!" As soon as the words fell, he immediately blacked out Zhu Bajie.
It's not that he really doesn't want to deal with Zhu Bajie anymore, he just wants to see if Zhu Bajie will pray to him after being blocked.
After all, he is a "plane trader", if he really lets Zhu Bajie figure out his character, then there is no need to sell anything.
How good it is to give it directly for free, it is trouble-free and convenient.
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At the same time, the mugwort flower skin leopard in front of the cave house.
Zhu Bajie, who looked confused, looked at the suddenly gray sky in front of him, and the gray thunder that fell from time to time, which made him feel the urge to roll up and escape.
But the gray thunder seemed to be able to locate, and wherever he flew, it undoubtedly descended beside him.
This frightened him, and after a few gallops, he still chose to give up the idea of escaping. He sat there honestly, watching the thunder that fell from time to time beside him, splitting the earth apart.
Although he was a little slow to react, after an hour of non-stop thunder bombardment, he still knelt on the ground and said reverently: "Trader, my old pig agrees to give you merit to save the master, you can withdraw the thunder!"
Subsequently, this idea was also known to Du Zhen, who paid close attention to Zhu Bajie.
However, Du Zhen was puzzled, how did this Zhu Bajie talk nonsense, where did he get any thunder.
"Zhu Bajie, where is the thunder?" Du Zhen asked after adding Zhu Bajie to his friend list.
"No, there is no thunder, trader boss, you better hurry up and save my master! My old pig immediately transferred the merit to you. ”
Bite...... Your friend Zhu Bajie recharges 1000Q coins for you!
After Du Zhen received the prompt, he also said "um" helplessly, and then followed the prompt in Zhu Bajie's personality signature to enter the wormwood flower skin leopard essence in the friend search bar.
Nickname: King of Nanshan
Age: 6758 years old.
"Uh...... This youkai seems to be easy to deal with, right? After Du Zhendu Niang searched for information about the King of Nanshan, she also made a decision in her heart: let Sun Wukong save himself, as for him, it is better to be an invisible person.
As soon as this idea came out, he also quit QQ very calmly, and did not blush at all for the "not helping" thing.
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And Zhu Bajie, who was waiting in the Aiye Flower Skin Leopard Jing Cave Mansion, also looked at the dark environment in the cave with some bitterness and felt sad.
Why is he always so cheap, knowing that the plane trader is a big man with profound mana, but he always wants to take advantage of his old man.
Now, the 1000 merits have disappeared quietly, and there is no trace of the trader at all......
"God, my old pig begs you to help me, don't let me go to the trader boss in the future!"
After speaking, he hid in a corner again, expecting Tang Seng and Sun Wukong to come out quickly.
What he didn't know was that this was a day and a night.
When Sun Wukong tiredly helped Tang Seng out, Zhu Bajie hurriedly stepped forward and said, "Brother Monkey, isn't the big guy I invited very powerful?"
As soon as Sun Wukong heard this, the anger in his heart instantly ignited, "Idiot, I'm going to beat you to death!" ”