Chapter 0001: Fairy Farm? What the hell
In September this year, I was very nostalgic for the heat and refused to leave for a long time. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
A row of three silver bunk beds, a row of six desks with cabinets, six chairs, and a hanging unknown air conditioner are the standard configuration of the men's dormitory of South China University in Hangcheng.
In the dormitory, one person is lying in bed reading a book, one person is walking around, three people are playing computer games, and one person is watching.
"Fat man cheap, hurry up W stone man, hurry up and help, cross the tower and kill people."
The boy who played the game on a desktop computer that didn't know how many times it changed hands was named Fan Xiaojian, nicknamed Fat Cheap, also known as Little Cheap, 180 cm tall, 180 kg in weight, poor family, not full of food and clothing, appearance... Generally speaking, every fat man is a potential stock, and he is a third-year student in the Department of Business Administration of South China University.
The boy who was 1.6 meters tall and had a round face and thin eyes was named Ma Fei, nicknamed Brother Xiaoma, and was Fan Xiaojian's roommate.
At this time, Ma Fei saw that the two heroes on his side had rushed to the bottom of the other party's outer tower, the stone man topped the tower, and Azerel EZ crossed the tower to kill, especially when he saw the virtual blood of Wayne and the big daddy gem knight on the opposite side, he couldn't help but urge Fan Xiaojian's blind monk who was still hiding in the grass to fight.
"Don't worry, the other party's Wayne still has a little more blood, and the big daddy's E is still there, and now I can't grab someone's head when I go up." He is the only one who makes such a shameful thing as snatching people's heads so serious.
"It's now!" Fan Xiaojian saw that the big milk dad finally couldn't help it, and after E stopped his two teammates, he directly W the stone man and gave the other party a cover, so that the stone man could hold on for a while.
According to the calculation, after Fan Xiaojian threw a Q to Wayne very smoothly, he flew directly to Wayne's side with a second-stage Q, and was about to close A's two heads when the mobile phone suddenly rang.
"Master, it's time to collect the food." A somewhat snorting Lori voice sounded.
Fan Xiaojian decisively gave up the pursuit of Wayne, and took a ZTE4G mobile phone with a recharge of 400 yuan as a gift, opened it quickly, and skillfully flipped to a farm interface.
The 24 pieces of land on the interface have all been upgraded to the highest grade gold land, which is full of golden plants, and one of the plants in the upper left corner has the word "pickable" written on it.
In the upper left corner of the interface is the most basic personal information:
Farmer: A little vegetable stealer
Level: 99, 123456789/123457000
Gold: 156328452
Hedrons: 0
Farm,Before LOL didn't rise,That was the world of farms.,There's a way to work hard for decades.,Once you're back before liberation.,How many players set an alarm clock in the middle of the night just to steal vegetables.,And regardless of age.,Regardless of gender.,It can be said that the whole people steal vegetables.γ
It's a pity that after all, he can't beat time, after two or three years of prosperity, he finally turned from prosperity to decline, and now few people are playing, like Fan Xiaojian, who still insists on turning on the alarm clock and receiving food at a fixed point, is even more than one in a billion, which also makes his level far ahead among his friends, more than ten levels higher than the second place.
"It's finally going to level 100, I'm tired of brother, I don't know what will change after level 100." Fan Xiaojian breathed a sigh of relief, after several years of hard work in exchange for today's harvest, he didn't know why he was able to hold on for so long, but he finally came to his heart's content, and he pressed the key to collect it with some excitement.
"Little, fight quickly, I'm going to run out of blood!" Ma Fei couldn't wait to rush up to replace Fan Xiaojian and kill the Quartet.
βfristblood!β Before Ma Fei finished speaking, the computer-synthesized sound effect suddenly sounded, and at the same time, Fan Xiaojian's computer turned into a gray screen.
"Fat man, send a blood for a thousand miles, you will have no teammates like this." Ma Fei shook his head on the side, and said with some hatred.
Sure enough, with the blood being sent, your teammates have already started to abuse them in the teammate channel.
However, Fan Xiaojian didn't care about this, his farm has been harvested and has met the requirements of the upgrade, and the system shows that it is being upgraded, 1%, 2%... This made him a little puzzled, how could it be automatically upgraded, and it was so troublesome, but he didn't dig into it.
Listening to Ma Fei's words, he raised his head and said a little indifferently: "It's okay, anyway, this is your number." β
When Ma Fei heard this, he was stunned for a moment, no wonder this ID was so familiar, his heart was extremely complicated, and a thousand words finally turned into two words: "Hold the grass!" β
No wonder, no wonder why his recent win rate has been falling, it turns out that this stinky boy is the ghost, the hatred in Ma Fei's heart, why was he obsessed with his account and password to this kid, and immediately drove Fan Xiaojian out of his seat and played by himself.
"Fan Xiaobei, you won't have a female ticket, and of course you won't have a male ticket!" Ma Fei said through gritted teeth as he manipulated the blind monk to walk towards the wild area.
Fan Xiaojian directly Ge You lay down, lay on his bed, played with the mobile phone, and said a little ostentatiously: "Fart, who said I don't have a girlfriend, there was once a beautiful girl who pulled me to the rooftop, crying heartbreakingly, saying that she wanted to live and die with me, until death, I didn't agree." β
"Haha, little bit, I'm talking about your love history," it was not Ma Fei who spoke, but Fei Junjun, who immediately came to his spirit when he heard what Fan Xiaojian said about his love deeds: "That time it wasn't because the girl asked you to pay back the money, you didn't give it, there was really no way, so I pulled you to the rooftop, saying that I wanted to pull you to the funeral together, how did you become a martyr." β
Fei Junjun, nicknamed "Taijun" and "Dajun", Fan Xiaojian's roommate, appearance is quite popular, his personality is a little funny, he loves League of Legends and beauties, and he is the LOL anchor of the Douyu platform, and he sings very well.
After being exposed, Fan Xiaojian was a little unconvinced: "There was a girl who said she was willing to change for me, this is always right!" β
"It's true, it's wrong, but how did I hear that girl was very annoyed by you, so I said to you," Saying this, Fei Junjun coughed lightly, and said vividly in his throat: "Fan Xiaojian, please let me go, you tell me, what do you like about me, I can't change it." β
"Haha!" Everyone else in the dormitory was also amused, and even Xu Bin, a scholar who was lying on the bed reading a book, also smiled.
"Then when I was a sophomore, there was a beautiful woman who made an agreement with me in the next life!" At this time, Fan Xiaojian was a little weak-hearted, how could this kid be so clear about his own affairs, but he must not be defeated at this time.
"If I'm not mistaken, that's what she said." Fei Junjun stood up from his seat, and walked towards the window, but his eyes were at Fan Xiaojian for a while, and he laughed: "Fan Xiaojian, you want to chase me, in the next life, haha." β
"Haha! No, my stomach cramps with laughter, haha," Lu Qiang, another roommate, had already laughed decisively, "Taijun, how do you know so clearly about the glorious history of love of Xiao Cheap!" βγ
"Little cheap, you are too powerful, haha, hey, I'll go~" is the so-called joy and sorrow, Ma Fei is being amused, but he didn't expect his blind monk to be caught by the other party's leopard girl, not only lost his life, but even the red BUFF that had just arrived was taken away by the other party.
couldn't help complaining: "It's all your fault for the broken computer, my brother's god-level blind monk can't play in case, otherwise how can this little leopard girl have a chance to live." Little cheap, your computer is too broken, it's more powerful than the ****** Q7, and it's only 7 hands QQ, and you're the ninth owner of it. β
Fan Xiaojian just wanted to speak, but was interrupted by Fei Junjun, who walked to the window.
"Wow, come and see, the goddess Ai Yuting is down there."
Ai Yuting, together with Bai Ruoxi, is recognized as the most beautiful two people since the establishment of South China College, and it is said that she is the only daughter of Ai Jianguo, the helmsman of Ai Pharmaceutical, one of the largest companies in Hangzhou, with hundreds of millions of assets, and is the standard Bai Fumei.
"Where?" When Ma Fei heard this, he decisively gave up LOL, abandoned his teammates, and ran out of the window, and several other roommates also ran over, and the only one who was indifferent was Xu Bin, who was known as Xu Xian.
"Wow, it's really beautiful, if it becomes my girlfriend, I am willing to bow to the essence for her, and I will definitely not get along with the five girls to death." They lived on the third floor, and naturally Ma Fei could see from afar.
"Cut, just your ** silk, don't you see the people around her?" Fei Junjun glanced at Ma Fei with disdain.
"Isn't it Liu Yifeng, what's the big deal, but hasn't Ai Yuting always hated each other, how did she agree to walk with him this time, it's not scientific." Although he said so, his momentum was obvious, although his family background was a little better than Fan Xiaojian, but he only had more than enough food and clothing.
Fan Xiaojian glanced at Ma Fei with disdain, and was about to get up from the bed to look at the legendary peerless shuangjiao, if he couldn't get it, it was always okay to see, but as soon as he sat up, the mobile phone made a "ding" sound, which attracted his attention.
The screen that was originally closed also lit up, and Fan Xiaojian thought that the farm upgrade was completed, but he didn't expect it to be an invitation message.
System information: Taishang Laojun invites you to join...
It's a pity that the phone is locked, and the information is only half displayed.
Fan Xiaojian froze for a moment, thinking that someone had taken the nickname for this name, but he didn't care, and was ready to explore beautiful things with an appreciative eye, but he didn't expect that the next thing was directly confused.
I only heard his mobile phone emit a series of "ding~" message sounds in the next second, and finally after the screen lit up, it was automatically turned off, and Fan Xiaojian was a little dumbfounded.
But fortunately, about a few seconds later, the phone lit up again, first a ZTE interface, accompanied by boot music, the interface changed again, this time it was very different from the past.
A login screen for a fairy farm popped up directly.
"Faerie Farm? What the hell, wait, how is this picture so clear? Fan Xiaojian was a little surprised, he was used to seeing the original pixels, as if the ordinary picture quality had suddenly become high-definition, which made him a little incredible, and he knew his mobile phone best.
But he didn't understand this, since it was HD, of course it was the best, don't think about it, Fan Xiaojian tried to log in the original account password, but he didn't expect it to be really successful.
The interface has changed dramatically at this point.
The original twenty-four plots of land have become twenty plots in four rows, five columns, and they are no longer all unlocked, only six of them have been unlocked, and the other fourteen are ununlocked green grasslands, of which there is a wooden sign on the grass in the second row of the third row, which reads "Level 2 can be expanded".
The upper left corner of the interface has also undergone some changes, from four items to three.
Farmer: A little vegetable stealer
Level: 0/100 of the first level of immortals
Fairy Stone: 0
"What's the situation, I'm obviously level 100, how did I become level 1, my hundreds of millions of gold coins, shouldn't it be swallowed by this cheat father's system! Could it be that the virus was stolen, it's not right, it's not an online game, and it can't be sold for money. Fan Xiaojian muttered with some confusion.
In the bottom row of the interface, there are eight icons, which are shoveling, warehouse, shop, watering, pest control, weeding, harvesting, and harvesting.
These are similar to the farm features he played before, and the biggest difference is that on the far right of the interface is no longer my friend, but a similar chat window called "Tiangong Evangelism".
Fan Xiaojian clicked on the store and saw that it couldn't be opened, prompting that it could only be opened after level 2.
My friend ran to the far left of the interface, and when he saw the name on it, Fan Xiaojian was immediately messy.
The top one is the famous Taishang Laojun, the second is the Queen Mother, the third is Zhenyuan Daxian, and the fourth is...
"Nima, what's the situation, after the system is upgraded, it won't be to let yourself play stand-alone, right?" Fan Xiaojian thought secretly, and was about to turn to the next page to see if there were still those great gods, but he didn't expect a sentence to pop up in the "Tiangong Sermon".