2. Bullshit interview

The weather in July made Su Cao feel like a freshly served lamb skewer, cooked from the inside out. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

Sitting on the bus, Su Cao finally arrived at 8:45, at the gate of Tianfeng City Radio Station.

Looking at the time, there was still time for the interview at nine o'clock, and Su Cao breathed a sigh of relief.

"Ryoko, hurry up, it's too late for a while, and it's over."

"What's the hurry, isn't it nine o'clock!"

While chatting, the two young men passed by Su Cao.

Well. It's basically early to go to work at this time, and it seems that these two should also go to the interview, and there are a lot of competitors.

Looking around, Su Cao found that there were many young people about his age, who walked into the door of the radio station in twos and threes.

If it were someone else, he might have been nervous when he saw this scene.

But Su Cao is a master who doesn't see rabbits and doesn't scatter eagles, and he will never give up lightly until the last step.

Following the crowd, Su Cao walked into the radio station compound and walked straight south along the smooth asphalt road, which was the place of today's interview, the radio building.

The eight-storey broadcasting building, which is said to have been newly built last year, is equipped with all kinds of facilities and several broadcasting frequencies are located in this building.

Su Cao climbed the steps, and as soon as he walked in, he found a sign erected in a conspicuous and eye-catching position.

It reads, "If you come for an interview, please go to the sixth floor and wait at the door according to the position you are applying for." ”

Follow the prompts of the sign and go inside, there are four elevators on the left, Su Cao chose the one closest to him, and stood in place and waited.

That's why he chose this place because there was a big beautiful woman standing next to him.

Ahem, everyone has a love for beauty.

The beauty is fair-skinned, has a good figure, and is dressed very fashionably, with a translucent lace shirt, hot pants that only reach the thighs, neat short hair, a large butterfly-shaped sunglasses, and two white headphones in her ears.

The distance between the two people was very close, and Su Cao could clearly hear the sound of heavy metal music coming from the headphones.

The beauty seemed to catch a glimpse of Su Find's gaze, the corners of her mouth were slightly hooked, and she smiled slightly, like a hundred flowers blooming, which was pleasing to the eye.

At this time, the elevator arrived, and the two of them got on the elevator together.

The beauty pressed the fifth floor, and Su Cao pressed the sixth floor.

With such a big beauty taking the elevator with her, Su found that her mood suddenly improved a lot, and it seemed that the world was suddenly much brighter.

When the fifth floor arrived, the beauty got off the elevator and went away.

Su Cao also got off the elevator on the sixth floor.

In front of him were two long corridors, and many people were standing in front of many doors.

Su Cao also walked over, took a look, and found that it was written on a large white sheet of paper for various positions.

There are broadcast hosts, directors, and work clerks.

At the door of an office in the end, Su Hao found the interview location for planning copywriting.

At this time, there were about ten minutes before the interview began, and there were more than a dozen people waiting in the station line at the door.

Su Cao also lined up honestly.

Taking the opportunity to wait, Su Cao meditated on the system in his heart, and the virtual roulette screen appeared in front of his eyes.

Looking at the pretending value of 16998 above, Su Cao still felt a little proud in his heart.

Over the years, I haven't been without achievements, at least on the road of pretending to be forced, I actually have more than 10,000 pretending values, and I may even count the little saffron that I got in kindergarten when I was a child.

Anyway, there was nothing to do, Su Cao decided to try his luck and conduct a lottery.

In case you win some special prize, you will go all the way to the west, no, it will take off all the way.

Clicked the start button, and the 10,000 outfit disappeared instantly.

The roulette wheel also began to move, and the silver balls kept spinning on the wheel.

At this time, Su Cao found that the number of red, yellow, and white squares on the roulette wheel was about the same, and only the number of black squares was the least.

It seems that this mystical class grid is the most powerful, but also the most difficult to draw.

"Black, black, black!"

Su Cao kept muttering in his heart, lottery, who doesn't want to win a big prize.

Unfortunately, this thing backfired, and the silver ball ended up in the red grid.

A burst of brilliant colors appeared in front of him, and then a book appeared in front of Su Cao's eyes.

"Stand-up comedy collection"

As soon as he saw the name of the book clearly, before Su Cao could react, the book turned into a streamer and drilled into his mind.

Suddenly, Su Cao felt that there were a lot more things in his brain, many of them were stand-up comedy jokes, and his mouth seemed to be a lot neater.

Looking at the rest of the pretending values, it is not enough to draw again, Su Cao was just about to close the system, when he heard a task prompt in his head.

"Congratulations to the host for the first lottery, and now we will start to release the first task, the first pretending in my life."

"[Mission Name] The first time in my life to pretend!

[Content]: In front of more than three people (including three people), use stand-up comedy to pretend to be forced, and you can get a pretending value of 3,000! ”

"Stand-up comedy?"

Su Cao scratched his head a little, this is a bit interesting, you can't go out and bring a surprise tree on the street to tell others.

Guaranteed to be called and taken to the shelter within five minutes.

Just as he was figuring out how to make money, the interview had already begun.

One by one, the interviewers went in after hearing the roll call.

After a few minutes, most of the people came out dejected.

It seems that the interview questions are difficult, otherwise there would not be so many people coming out in frustration.

Finally, it was Su Cao's turn, but someone else's name came out inside.

"Sukong!"

The rest of the people who didn't have an interview looked at each other, not knowing who was shouting.

Su Cao also wondered, how could there be someone named Su Kong.

"Su Kong, Su Kong didn't come, he didn't come to the next one."

Suddenly, Su Cao remembered one thing, there was an empty word under his name, could it be that the person inside recognized the wrong word.

The more Su Cao thought about it, the more he felt that it was possible, and hurriedly walked into the interview office.

As soon as he entered the door, there was a long table directly opposite Su Cao, and there were three people sitting behind him, in the middle was a middle-aged man who looked to be in his fifties, on the left was a shrewd and capable beautiful woman, and on the right there was a young man in his twenties.

It was the middle-aged man who read the name just now, looking down at the name of the table on the table.

"Your name is Sukong? This word is quite rare! ”

Xiao Ping smiled and reminded politely: "Teacher, that word is the first one." ”

"Oh~~ See! I know, it's polyphonic! Polyphone. The middle-aged man frowned imperceptibly, gave himself a round of play, and glanced up at Su Cao, "Su Cao? That's right, recent graduates. ”

Su Cao nodded, "That's right!" Teacher. ”

"Take this." The middle-aged man handed Su Cao an A4 piece of paper.

Su Cao took it and found that it was full of words, marked with numbers.

"Give you some time to take a look at this." The middle-aged man instructed.

When Su Cao heard this, he hurriedly looked down at the words on the paper.

After about half a minute, the middle-aged man suddenly shouted, "Stop! Give me the paper! ”

Su Cao replied, returned the A4 paper, and gently handed it to the middle-aged man.

The middle-aged man put the paper away and coughed, "You can tell the main points of the several copywriters on this and point out their strengths and weaknesses!" ”

This sentence immediately blinded Su Cao.

There are a total of seventeen copywriting on the A4 paper, and in less than half a minute, he barely finished reading the content, and he didn't think about it at all, how to summarize the advantages and disadvantages above!

"Huh! The first girl was angry, the reason was ......" Su Cao held back for a long time before she came up with such a sentence.

The middle-aged man sitting opposite said impatiently: "You can say it, you can't say it, you go out!" ”

The other party's words let Su Cao know that he had failed this interview.

However, he was very unconvinced, what kind of question did he ask, in less than half a minute, read a copy, and summarize the advantages and disadvantages, is this something that people can do?

If he has the ability, he still comes here to apply for a copywriter?

Otherwise, I'll find a few people to show you their thighs for a few seconds, and then let you guess whose thighs it is, and make sure you're in the circle!

Dissatisfied to dissatisfied, Su Cao still turned to the office door.

Opening the door, Su Cao just walked out of the office, turned around and wanted to close the door, just in time to hear the sound of talking from inside.

"This kind of person who has no ability, don't let them come to the interview in the future, it's a waste of time!" The middle-aged man's voice sounded with obvious dissatisfaction, "I really don't know how these fresh graduates are so poor!" ”

The obvious disdainful words made Su Cao's heart suddenly angry.

What is called incompetence and waste of time! Do you have any special questions? Do you talk so well?

I'm going to do it again, and I'll see if I can answer it.

Speaking of doing it again, Su Cao suddenly remembered the "five-minute time retrace hourglass," which was rewarded by the system in the morning.

He took out his mobile phone and found that it had only been four minutes since he had entered, and he suddenly made a very bold decision in his heart.

The call system came out, and the roulette wheel appeared in front of Su Cao's eyes.

Ignore the urging of others, and don't care if others will be surprised.

In the current situation, Su Cao could only be a dead horse as a live horse doctor, and he reached out and clicked on the five-minute time retrace hourglass in the inventory.

Suddenly, the little hourglass glowed with dazzling white light!