"Elder Tang is tired all the way, it's better to stay in the post house first" After thinking about it, since he didn't know the task, he still invited the elders to live first. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

【Ding! Please ask the host and Tang Seng to tie the knot. A phrase came to mind.

[Doraemon? Is that you? 】

[Doraemon, are you back?] Ruoqing didn't pay attention to how she asked.

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"Master, why don't you just stay first?" Sun Wukong instigated Tang Seng.

"Yes! Master, how many days will you stay here? Zhu Bajie also coaxed. There are so many beauties here, and they are reluctant to leave.

Tang Seng waved his hand, his face full of disapproval, "Oh Mida Buddha, Wukong, Bajie, we still have to go to the West Heaven to worship the Buddha and seek scriptures, the road is far away, it is better to leave as soon as possible." ”

"Come on, take a few elders to the post house to rest." Ruoqing looked at Tang Seng and wanted to refuse, so she made a final decision.

The maidservant led Tang Seng and Sun Wukong to the post house, and soon after, Zhu Bajie shouted, "Oops! My stomach hurts! ”

Sha Wujing said continuously: "Second Senior Brother, did you eat the wrong thing?" ”

"Oops! My belly. After a while, Tang Seng also began to hold his stomach and exhale pain.

Sun Wukong looked at Tang Seng and Zhu Bajie's uncomfortable faces, and their heads were sweating, "Master, junior brother, are you okay?" ”

"Oops! My stomach hurts! ”

Just when Ruoqing arrived and heard Tang Seng crying out in pain, he knew in his heart, "Master Tang, have you drunk the water from the river outside the city?" ”

"Drink, drink, the master and I drank a bowl of river water, and then my stomach hurt." Zhu Bajie hurriedly returned.

The other maidservants burst out laughing.

Sun Wukong grabbed his hand anxiously and scratched his head again: "What's wrong with the water?" ”

Ruoqing often watched Journey to the West before, and she was very clear about it, calling Sun Wukong so "cute" action, and she was so excited, "Sun Wukong, you don't know, the water in that river can only be drunk by women, because my country is full of women and no men, so women over twenty years old can give birth to dolls when they drink the water in the river." ”

"Huh? How can this be? ”

"Oops! My stomach, what can I do? My old pig is going to give birth to a doll! After hearing this, Zhu Bajie screamed nonsense: "Look at him moving straight inside!" ”

Sun Wukong laughed, "Bajie, don't panic, don't panic." As the saying goes, melons are ripe, and when the time comes, make a hole in your belly, and a fat doll can be born in the hole! ”

Zhu Bajie was so frightened that he sat on the stool and said heavily, "Oops, hey!" Oops! Senior brother, you will have to find a midwife with a light hand! ”

"Wukong, there is a mountain in the south of the city, and there is a well on the mountain, if your master drinks the water from the well, nothing will happen, just 。。。。。。" He is the uncle of Red Boy, and he will definitely not lend you water.

Sun Wukong looked at Ruoqing and asked repeatedly, "Just what?" ”

Ruoqing didn't plan to tell Sun Wukong, but seeing this situation, let's tell him, "It's just that the person who watched the well is Red Boy's uncle." ”

After Sun Wukong heard this, he blinked his eyes and asked curiously, "How do you know about Red Boy?" And you also know that I am the Monkey King. ”

Ruoqing's heart jumped, and she secretly thought to herself, "Who in the world doesn't know that you are the Monkey King, I know that you still have a lot to do!" You're still my idol! But he said quietly, "Don't you know that the news of your learning has spread?" You let Guanyin Niangniang subdue the red child, who doesn't know, you are my idol! "Can I tell you everything about you that I watched on TV?

Sun Wukong thought about it, scratched his ears and cheeks, and wondered if what she said was true: "Oh? Is it? Master, junior brother, we have become celebrities! ”

Zhu Bajie laughed quietly, "Yes! Master, we have become celebrities, and my old pig has also become famous! Oops! My belly. ”

Sun Wukong scratched his head again, blinked his eyes, and said, "How did the queen know that the person who watched the well was the uncle of the red boy?" ”

Ruoqing had already thought of a countermeasure, "Because he told me!" ”

"How's that for good?" Tang Seng was frightened when he heard this.

"Sun Wukong, it's better for you to become a beauty and beg for water to drink, he may give it to you, if it is in the identity of Sun Wukong, he will definitely not give it." Ruoqing made a suggestion, Sun Wukong changed seventy-two, I really want to see how he changed it.

"Yes! Wukong, as a teacher, thinks this plan is very good. "Tang Seng is only a mortal fetus at this time, although he was enlightened by the Buddha to go to the West Heaven to worship the Buddha and ask for scriptures, but it is still not as good as the physique of Marshal Zhu Bajie, who was demoted to Marshal Tianpeng, Zhu Bajie at this time just covered his stomach and exhaled pain, and Tang Seng was sweating at this time, his face was pale, and his words were also weak.

"No, my grandson remains the same, and if my grandson wants to change, he will also become an immortal to beg for water." As he spoke, he turned into a Buddha dust immortal wearing a Taoist robe and holding a Buddha dust, and he looked even more brilliant than that Tang monk.

"Monkey King! I see you become like this, that Taoist will not give you spring water, don't forget that this is a daughter country, but there is no man in the whole country! Ruoqing kindly reminded.

"Yes! Brother Monkey, you just listen to the queen and become a woman to beg for water! Oops! My belly. Zhu Bajie got carried away and encouraged Sun Wukong, but he didn't finish his words and covered his stomach and cried out in pain.

"Don't go, don't go, my grandson won't change as a woman, my grandson won't go, whoever loves to change will change." Doesn't letting my grandson become a woman ruin my grandson's reputation? My grandson won't be fooled! I saw Sun Wukong on the table with his buttocks, and twisted his head to the side arrogantly, looking unwilling.

Monk Sha saw that Sun Wukong was really unwilling, so he had to persuade, "Senior brother, you can go!" You see that the master can't bear it anymore, if you don't save the master, what will we do! ”

"Yes! Goku, you go! Being a teacher is really unbearable, and only your ability here is the greatest. Tang Seng held back the pain and said.

"Oh, that's it, that's it! In this way, my grandson will take a trip! Saying that, she turned into a beautiful woman in the world, slim and elegant, and she was stunned by everyone, especially Zhu Bajie, her eyes were straight, and suspicious liquid flowed from the corners of her mouth.

"Brother Monkey, you are so good-looking, you are even more beautiful than that Chang'e Fairy!" When Zhu Bajie saw Sun Wukong's appearance, he couldn't help but hold his stomach and revolve around Sun Wukong, and was about to reach out and touch his face.

"you!" Sun Wukong slapped off Zhu Bajie's pig hand, and a heel disappeared in front of everyone.

Zhu Bajie had no skin and no face, and when he saw Sun Wukong leaving, he laughed and said, "Master, look, Brother Monkey is so stingy, Brother Monkey is shy!" Haha~~~"

Ruoqing was a little unhappy when she heard Zhu Bajie say this about Sun Wukong, "You are really a pervert." After saying that, he ignored everyone and turned to leave, the idols are gone, why are you still staying here!

Sha Wujing is the best at observing words and feelings: "Second senior brother, you better say less!" ”

Seeing this, Tang Seng also echoed: "Yes! Bajie, can't you say less! ”

Zhu Bajie heard Tang Seng and Monk Sha say this about him, and he was not happy: "Master, look, what did my old pig say wrong, me?" What did my old pig say? Shut up, old pig, I can't do it if I don't say it! As he spoke, he sat alone and fell silent, and the room fell silent.