Ugly Bajie scratched his head stupidly, not understanding why Xiaoxue suddenly got angry;

"Whoosh!"

A stone flew in the air and smashed on the head of the ugly Bajie impartially;

"Bang!"

A muffled sound came out, and Ugly Bajie suddenly felt a pain in his head;

"Oops!"

The miserable cry blurted out, and the ugly Bajie looked around in disbelief;

"What's wrong with you?"

Xiaoxue turned around when she heard the sound, and in her snow-white little hands, she was holding a cluster of colorful wildflowers;

"Squeak!"

Under a tree with a crooked neck, a golden monkey barked with bared teeth, and the monkey's paw stretched out a finger and pointed at the ugly Bajie from afar, as if mocking him;

"It's this dead monkey again! It's annoying! ”

Xiaoxue grunted dissatisfiedly, turned around and walked back;

"Bajie! Are you alright? Did the dead monkey hit you again? ”

Ugly Bajie rubbed his head and looked at the monkey with an aggrieved expression;

"Why does it keep beating me?"

Xiaoxue approached, stretched out her hand to open the palm of the ugly Bajie, and looked at his dark head;

"Does it hurt?"

Ugly Bajie nodded honestly;

"It hurts!"

Xiaoxue looked at the stupid look of Ugly Bajie, pursed her lips and smiled;

"Aren't you going to pee? Go for it! Don't be like a dead monkey, when we go back, you go to Grandpa Wang to apply some ointment! ”

Ugly Bajie smirked and nodded;

"Hmmm! Got it! Then I'm going, you wait for me, don't go too far! ”

Xiaoxue gave him an angry look;

"Got it! Go for it! ”

Choubajie turned around to find a place, Xiaoxue turned her head to see that the monkey had disappeared, so she continued to sing children's songs and pick flowers;

"Lalala..."

In the dark cave, the smell of decay of the wanton;

"Buzz!"

The sword trembled, and the blade shone brightly and brightly, flashing with a dark red brilliance;

"Snort!"

With a series of dull sounds, a large area of pitch-black ghost mist erupted from the trick knife, and the steaming ghost mist swirled in the air, tumbling wantonly, manifesting the ghosts of small dogs and other ghosts;

"Roar!"

The little dog looked at the recovered soul body with satisfaction, and stretched out his ghost claws to pick up the treacherous knife from the ground;

"Little Dog Archmage! What do we do next? ”

Kameda looked at the few remaining Japanese ghost soldiers around him, and remembered the picture of a hundred ghosts walking at night when he entered the village, his hideous grimace couldn't help but twist for a while, and his blood-red ghost eyes were full of anger and helplessness;

"Looking for a chance to kill back, we must devour enough souls and let the divine sword absorb enough human blood before we can have a chance to enter the Emperor's Mausoleum and obtain the treasures in it!"

The little dog responded gloomily, suddenly stretched out his ghost claws, and made a silent gesture at Kameda, who was just about to speak;

"Huh?"

The puppy tugged at his nose and sniffed;

"Roar! I smell popularity and blood! ”

Kameda quickly turned to look at the entrance of the cave;

"Li Ergou! You drop! Check it out! If anyone has someone, catch me! ”

Ergouzi, who was standing beside several Japanese ghost soldiers, suddenly grimaced and reluctantly floated away;

"Squeak!"

Choubajie found a paulownia tree the size of a bucket, hid behind the tree and was just about to pee, when a monkey's cry came from overhead, and he didn't know when it climbed up;

"What are you doing with me? Do you still want to smash me with something? Can I wait until I finish peeing? ”

Ugly Bajie looked up at the monkey squatting on the tree, and discussed with the monkey stupidly;

"Squeak!"

The monkey grinned with a strange cry, raised the monkey's paw and shook it at the ugly Bajie, the monkey claw was holding a small pebble in it, and it was ready to smash it at any time, so frightened that the ugly Bajie had to hold back his urine;

"Brother Monkey! I'll give you hawthorn pills, don't you smash me, okay? I want to pee! ”

Choubajie put his hand into the broken schoolbag, took out the hawthorn pills that Xiaoxue had eaten, opened the paper bag and held it with both hands, tiptoed against the trunk of the tree, and tried his best to send it towards the monkey;

"Squeak!"

The monkey stretched out another monkey paw, scratched his ears and cheeks and scratched the monkey's head, and the smart monkey looked at the ugly Bajie, as if with a little doubt;

"If you don't eat it, I'll take it!"

Ugly Bajie raised his face and said with a serious face;

"Rustle!"

The monkey staggered down from the tree, carefully stretched out the monkey's paws, took a hawthorn pill from the paper bag, and quickly climbed back to the tree, staring at the monkey and looking at the ugly Bajie;

"Oops! It's a lot of work! ”

Chou Bajie withdrew his hands, held the paper bag with one hand, took one from it, shook it at the monkey, and stuffed it into his mouth with his backhand;

"You taste it, I made it, it's delicious!"

The monkey put the hawthorn pill under his nose and sniffed it, put it on the side of his mouth and stretched out his tongue to lick it, smashed it a few times like a person, and suddenly the monkey's eyes lit up, put the hawthorn pill into the monkey's mouth, and split the monkey's mouth and played at the ugly Bajie Zhile;

"Squeak!"

Ugly Bajie also laughed;

"Brother Monkey! I want to pee, don't you smash me again? ”

Chou Bajie stretched out his finger and pointed to the pebble in the monkey's paw;

"Squeak!"

The monkey grinned twice, and as soon as the monkey's paws were released, the pebble fell instantly;

"Bang!"

Looking at the small pebbles that fell on the ground, Chou Bajie smiled at the monkey with satisfaction, put away the hawthorn pill, and turned around and walked towards another tree;

"Squeak!"

Just as Ugly Bajie was about to pee again, the monkey's cry sounded from behind him;

"Brother Monkey! I want to pee, I can't hold it back! ”

Ugly Bajie turned his head with a bitter face, holding back his face and thick neck;

"Squeak!"

The monkey stretched out his monkey paws, pointed to the broken schoolbag of the ugly Bajie, and pointed to his monkey mouth, dancing and screaming, jumping and jumping like a happy child;

"Oops! I'll give it all to you! Don't follow me anymore! ”

Chou Bajie reached out from the broken schoolbag and sent the remaining hawthorn pills, along with the paper bag, to the monkey's body;

"Squeak!"

The monkey seemed to be taken aback, took a few steps back, and then seemed to feel that Ugly Bajie had no malicious intent, and jumped back again, cautiously approaching Ugly Bajie, and the smart monkey eyes stared at Ugly Bajie;

"Huh!"

After the monkey approached Chou Bajie, he quickly stretched out a pair of monkey paws, snatched the paper bag from Chou Bajie's hand, and quickly retreated a distance;

"Squeak!"

The monkey squatted on the ground and pulled open the paper bag, took out a hawthorn pill, put it into the monkey's mouth, and grinned at the ugly Bajie;

"Alas!"

Chou Bajie sighed helplessly, turned around and walked towards another big tree in the distance;

"Ahh Eight precepts! ”

As soon as Chou Bajie took a few steps, Xiaoxue's miserable cry came from behind him;

"Daughter-in-law! What's wrong with you? ”

Choubajie was in a hurry, and he didn't care about peeing, so he hurriedly followed the direction from which the sound came, shook off his two feet, and ran over as fast as he could. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info