The buffalo reached the shore and, after a moment's hesitation, ran into the lake. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

The buffalo came in the opposite direction to the direction in which the buffalo went into the water, so even if the buffalo entered the lake, it would still be more than half a lake away from the monkey.

By the time the buffalo entered the water, Ape Fei had taken refuge under a patch of duckweed, and the area below the nose was submerged in the water.

Ape Fei quietly observed the buffalo, and at the same time he thought to himself: The fat cow doesn't seem to have noticed me yet, it shouldn't be coming for me. So why did it run into the lake? Does it want to catch fish in this lake like me? But buffaloes only eat grass and don't eat fish! Did it just want to take a bath in the lake?

The buffalo was about ten meters from the shore, and most of its body was already in the water, only the bull's head was exposed, and it looked back in panic in the direction it had come from.

"Silly cow! You can't run away! ”

A sound came from the direction the buffalo was looking, and the sound raised the horror in the buffalo's eyes to the extreme.

It turned out that someone was chasing a buffalo.

The above sentence seems to be a bit problematic, because it is not a human who is chasing, but a monkey.

The monkey that chased him was much fatter than the average monkey, but he was not tall and should not be very old, so he could be called a little fat monkey for the time being.

Just looking at the appearance, the little fat monkey is actually not strange, the strange thing is that it is wearing a dark yellow dress and holding a wooden stick in its hand.

The little fat monkey stood on the shore, brandished a wooden stick and said, "Silly cow! Do you think I won't be able to catch you if I run into the lake? ”

"Dead stinky monkey! If you have a kind, go into the water and fight me for another 300 rounds! ”

It turns out that buffalo can also talk.

After a closer look, it was found that a small section of the buffalo's right horn was missing, and its right nostril was also bleeding, which should have been caused by an injury caused by a fight with the little fat monkey before, otherwise how could a huge buffalo be chased by a small monkey for no reason.

The little fat monkey said: "Do you think I really dare not go into the water?" I'm just afraid of getting my clothes wet! If you come back to shore obediently, I will give you a pleasant death. ”

"If you dare to go into the water, I promise not to drown you!"

Although the buffalo did not lose the wind on its mouth, the fear in its eyes was still undiminished, which showed that it had suffered a lot in the previous fight with the little fat monkey.

"I'd like to see who drowned whom!" The little chubby monkey stepped on the water with his feet on the water and walked step by step towards the buffalo in the lake, which also used chakra. "You reminded me of a dish called 'boiled beef,' and I've decided I'm going to cook you in this lake and see how it tastes!"

Without waiting for the little fat monkey to get closer, the buffalo "swished" and dived the cow's head into the water, and then disappeared without a trace.

The little fat monkey hit a half-foot splash on the surface of the lake with a wooden stick, and shouted, "I don't believe you can be in the water for a lifetime!" ”

Ape Fei has been observing from a distance, and the more he looks, the more he thinks the little fat monkey is very cute, and the word "ape" in his surname is a close relative of "monkey", so he also thinks that the little fat monkey is very kind.

Since the little fat monkey can defeat the huge buffalo, the strength is naturally not too bad.

But because of this kind of good impression of the little fat monkey for no reason, Ape Fei had a hunch that the little fat monkey would not pose a threat to him, so he pushed off the duckweed, jumped out of the lake, and also ran to the little fat monkey with chakra on the water, and said to the little fat monkey with a smirk: "Hello! ”

The little fat monkey was taken aback when he saw the ape leaping out of the lake, and when the ape flew to his side, he couldn't help asking, "Are you a human?" ”

Ape Fei said: "Yes! ”

The little fat monkey asked again, "Are you a wild man?" ”

Sarutobi shook the kunai in his hand and said, "I'm not a savage, I'm a ninja." ”

The little fat monkey stared at Ape Fei's unobstructed crotch and pouted, "Why don't you wear clothes when you're a ninja?" ”

Only then did Ape Fei remember that he was naked and sleek at the moment, and he smiled awkwardly: "I was catching fish in the lake just now, and I was worried about getting my clothes wet, so I took off my clothes and put them on the shore." ”

Naked in front of a clothed monkey, Ape Fei didn't realize that he was disgraced to mankind, the pride and glory accumulated by human civilization for thousands of years, and this moment was lost a lot because of his funny behavior.

"Catching fish? So where are the fish you caught? ”

"Didn't catch it, hehe!"

"You're trying to get my attention because you can't catch a fish?" The little fat monkey shot hostile in his eyes.

Ape Fei hurriedly shook his head and said, "No! No! I am related to you, how can I get your attention? ”

Human beings took the initiative to climb relatives with monkeys, and the dignity of human beings was reduced a lot because of ape flight.

"You're human, how could you be my relative?" The little chubby monkey looked puzzled.

Ape Fei said: "My name is Ape Fei, and your name is Monkey; I'm an 'ape', you're a 'monkey', so we're naturally relatives! Ha ha! ”

The little fat monkey said: "I'm not called a monkey, I also have a name, my name is Sun Xiaokong!" ”

"It turns out that monkeys also have surnames! Haha......"

"What's so funny about that! If you laugh again, don't blame me for being rude to you! ”

Ape Fei stopped laughing, "Okay, I won't laugh anymore. Well...... Can I call you Sun Monkey? ”

Sun Xiaokong said: "No! I'm not the only monkey with the surname Sun, so let's call it Xiao Sun. ”

"Little grandson? Do you have another 'eldest grandson' at home? ”

"There is no 'big grandson', but there is an 'old grandson'." Sun Xiaokong said impatiently: "Okay! Don't get in my way! I still have a lot of work to do! ”

"Are you going to catch the big buffalo that sneaked into the lake?" Ape Fei seems to have a natural ability to be cheeky.

"Yes."

"Did you just say you were going to use that cow to make boiled beef?"

"Yes!"

"But that buffalo can talk, can it eat?"

Sun Xiaokong asked rhetorically: "Who told you that talking buffaloes can't be eaten?" ”

Ape Fei said: "It's good to eat, hehe!" I'm hungry right now! If I help you catch that cow, can you give me a share of the beef? ”

"Can you help me? How can you help me? ”

"It's not easy for you to go into the water with your clothes on, and I happen to be naked. So I'll dive into the water and get the buffalo out of the lake, and then you'll deal with it. ”

Sun Xiaokong looked at Ape Fei from bottom to top, and said, "That's not an ordinary buffalo, can you drive it out?" ”

Ape Fei straightened his chest and found that he was a little taller than the little fat monkey, so he said, "You are even shorter than me!" Why do you say I'm a little bit?! ”

Sun Xiaokong said: "We monkeys are generally of this height, I am no longer short among monkeys, not to mention that I am only thirteen years old, and I will be able to grow taller in the future." And you...... You must be a dwarf among the human race! ”

"You're a dwarf!" Ape Fei was very angry: "I'm only eleven years old this year, and I haven't started to develop yet!" I'm sure I'll be tall and handsome in the future! ”

Sun Xiaokong said: "Development doesn't seem to have much to do with appearance, just with your appearance, no matter how you develop, it is estimated that it can't be related to the word 'handsome'." ”

"No matter how I can't pull it up, I'm better looking than you, a sharp-beaked monkey!"

Sun Xiaokong said disdainfully: "You said such stupid things just because you don't understand the aesthetics of our monkeys, so I don't blame you." In fact, under the aesthetics of our monkeys, I belong to the handsome one. ”

"I see that you don't understand our human aesthetics, under our human aesthetics, I belong to the category of handsome bombardment!" Saying such words, Ape Fei will inevitably have a little bit of weakness.

"Humph! Hmph......" Sun Xiaokong sneered a few times.

"What are you laughing at? Don't you believe what I say? Ape Fei's question is also a manifestation of weakness.

Sun Xiaokong shook his head and said impatiently: "Just believe what you say, but no matter how handsome you are, you can't attract the buffalo out of the lake just by your appearance." ”

Sarufei shook the kunai in his hand again, and smiled, "Have you forgotten?" I'm a good ninja, and it's easy to get a buffalo out of the lake! ”

"Well, if you can really drive that stupid cow ashore, I'll give you a little beef."