Chapter 022: Get Out
Ape Fei said: "Is it because Mr. Kazuma looks too individual?" β
Door: "......"
Mizui said: "A man's appearance is not very important, as long as he is not lacking in mouth and nose. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biqugeγ infoβ
Ape Fei said: "Is it because the teacher is too stingy?" I remember this was the first time the teacher invited us to eat. β
Mizui said: "Stinginess is only one of them. β
Door: "......"
Ape Fei asked again, "Is there another two?" β
Mizui said: "Of course there is, the second is the most important. β
Ape Fei said: "Then what is the second one?" β
Shuijing said: "The second is because the second uncle's house is too tidy. β
They are in the house of a thousand hands at this moment.
Since his elder brother has been married for many years, he has long lived alone.
Ape Fei looked around and said, "The teacher's home is indeed quite clean and tidy, but is this also wrong?" β
Mizui said: "Of course there is a mistake, and it is a big mistake!" β
Ape Fei asked, "What's wrong?" β
Mizui said: "A man's nature is sloppy, so it is impossible for a single man's home to be so tidy, unless the man's heart is no longer a man, unless the man's heart has become a woman." How can a woman like a woman? How can a woman have a girlfriend? β
Sarufei asked Kazuma and said, "Mr. Kazuma, is what she said from the well true?" β
At this time, Shimura Danzo couldn't help but look at Kajima, looking forward to Kajima's answer.
He smiled bitterly, "Don't mess around anymore. Fortunately, you are only my niece, and if you are my daughter, I will make you angry. β
Shuijing pouted, "Second uncle, are you cursing my father?" β
Door: "......"
Ape Fei said to himself: "Then again, if Mr. Kazuma really doesn't like women, he can't have a daughter, and he can't be angry to death." β
Shuijing said: "He is not angry to death, but my father is going to die of sorrow." In addition to being busy with the affairs of the village, my father also has to worry about the lifelong events of this unsuccessful brother all day long. β
The door seemed to be said to be the crux of the problem, so he changed the topic and said: "After running all day today, aren't you tired?" β
Ape Fei said: "I'm tired, I'm so tired that my legs are about to cramp." β
"Since you're tired, you're still in the mood to discuss these boring topics? There's still a jar of jam in the cabinet over there, so you can eat it too, and don't say I'm stingy. I'm going to take a shower first, so let's eat and go home and rest. β
After saying that, he took his clothes and went to take a shower.
As soon as the water was put out and he was about to sit in the bathtub (which was mostly wooden in those days), he noticed a figure outside the curtain of the bathroom.
He immediately shouted: "Ape Fly! What are you doing! β
Sure enough, I heard Ape Fei laugh and said, "Hehe...... It wasn't my idea, it was just that the well forced me to peek at the teacher if you were a man or a woman. β
"Get out!" β
This time, Ape Fei was very obedient and immediately got out.
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When he came out of the bathroom after taking a shower, he was surprised to find that all three students had fallen asleep on their desks.
He didn't wake them up, but put blankets or coats over them.
After cleaning up the leftovers on the table, the lights were blown out in the front room.
As a shinobi, Sarufei had tried to stay overnight many times during their mission, so even if they didn't go home this night, their families wouldn't be very worried.
It may be that they are really too tired, even if they lie on the table, Ape Fei and they sleep soundly.
The first to wake up was the Well of Thousand Hands, and by this time the sun was already shining on her face.
Shuijing woke up and saw Sarufei for the first time, she didn't remember that she was asleep at her second uncle's house for a while, she thought she was sleeping on the bed at home.
How did Ape Fei sleep in my bed?
What the hell did he do to me?!
"Rogue!!"
The well flew up with a palm and slammed the ape fan to the ground.
Ape Fei covered the red and painful half of his face, and said innocently: "I was already hit on the left side of my face by you when I dreamed just now, why did I wake up and even hit the right side of my face!" β
When Mizui saw the blanket that slipped off his shoulder, he remembered what happened last night, and said, "I'm sorry, Ape Fei, I had a nightmare just now, and I met a bad guy in the dream, so I ...... Hehe! β
Shimura Danzo was also woken up, and he looked at Mizui and Sarutobi as if he were looking at two idiots.
"When you wake up, go wash your faces, and you'll have breakfast soon."
Senjuma is making breakfast in the kitchen.
Suii suddenly remembered something terrible and exclaimed, "Oh no! I didn't seem to have fallen asleep last night without taking a shower! β
Ape Fei had already gotten up from the ground and said disdainfully, "What's the big deal?" My highest record is 10 days without showering! β
"Gross!" The well vomited, and then said, "How can I compare with you? You're a monkey, you just need to lick the fur off your body with your tongue to be considered a bath. β
"Second uncle, your breakfast will be left for these two dirty guys, and I'll go home and take a shower first."
After saying this, the well walked out the door.
"Then you have to remember, gather at the West River Training Ground at nine o'clock." Doorway.
"Got it!" The well answered before going out.
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There is a small river passing by to the west of Konoha Village, and there is a relatively flat clearing next to the riverbank. The open space was fenced off with several wooden stakes, and it was called the "West River Training Ground".
The slowest to come was the Senju Well, and she bowed to Kazuma before saying, "I'm sorry, Mr. Kazuma, because I made my body too dirty in the Miracle Forest yesterday, so I took a little longer to take a shower." And my mother insisted on forcing me to finish breakfast, hehe, so I was late. β
Shimura Danzo sneered: "It's already half past nine, and you're still lost?" I think you're embarrassed! Disgrace to Hokage-sama! β
Mizui roared: "Who do you say is a shame?!" β
Tuan Zang's face did not change color and said: "Of course I mean you!" As a ninja, punctuality is the most basic requirement! You're late for a shower, you can't even stand a little dirt on your body, can you still be considered a qualified person to endure it? Do you say you're ashamed? β
"A sloppy guy like you will never understand the heart of our girls!" β
Tuan Zang said: "Hmph! I don't bother to understand the heart of a girl like you! β
"You ......" Mizui was so angry that he couldn't speak.
At this time, Ape Fei smiled shamelessly and said, "That guy doesn't understand your heart, but I understand your heart." β
Mizui shouted, "Get out! You are as sloppy as you! β
Ape Fei was puzzled: "I don't understand this, if you are as neat as the teacher of the door, you suspect that the teacher is a woman." Like me, who is free and rough, but you dislike me for being sloppy, what type do you like? β
Mizui only said one word this time: "Get out!" β