Chapter 1 I am a fox demon
My name is Hu Xinxin, female, freelancer, as for the age, I don't remember at all, anyway, I have always lived in this world, you heard right, I have always lived, because I am not a human at all, I am a fox demon, the so-called fox demon, is just a humanoid fox who can't cultivate immortals at all. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
In all my years of life, there has always been one trouble that I have never been able to shake off, and that is the lack of money.
Many people think that as a fox demon, I can have all kinds of skills to make money, but in fact, that's not the case at all. Speaking of which, I have to first express my admiration for the advanced technical work of reincarnation, as a member of a big family with thousands of fox grandchildren, I am very authoritative to tell you that among the thousands of foxes, there are only twelve foxes who are qualified to cultivate, and there are only twelve of them, and none of them have become fox fairies, but it is not because everyone is as lazy as me, but cultivating into a fox fairy not only needs to endure the loneliness and loneliness of cultivation, but more importantly, you must have the talent to become an immortal, it is not enough to have talent, you also need chance, Only when all the conditions are met can I become an immortal, for me, a little character who is almost useless, even the talent for cultivation is only barely enough, let alone becoming an immortal, I am already very satisfied with being able to cultivate into a human form and become a demon. However, the same demon is not all as useless as me, the gifted fox demon is still rich and glorious to enjoy, for example, my sister Hu Xinyi, although she has not become an immortal, but with her extraordinary beauty and natural voice, she has been a popular celebrity for generations, although sometimes her identity is controversial, but she has never eaten coarse tea and light rice, let alone worn tattered clothes; Another example is my brother Hu Xinhao, with a natural intelligent mind, generations of high-ranking officials, and never bent his waist for five buckets of rice, among the twelve brothers and sisters, only I am the most useless, mediocre in appearance, mediocre in talent, and I have to worry about eating and drinking every day to live in the 21st century.
Now I just borrowed money from Brother Eleven to pay the mobile phone bill, and I don't know where to borrow next month's rent, so it seems that I am destined to continue to work hard in the future.
"You are the most beautiful cloud in my sky......" the legendary song of the phoenix reminded me that my phone could be used again.
"Hey." I picked up the phone.
"Xinxin, why can't you get through on the phone this week?" The voice of the second sister came from the other side of the phone, to be honest, I have nothing to be proud of, and the most gratifying thing for me is that my eleven brothers and sisters with different talents have never disliked me, a good-for-nothing guy, no matter how high they have been for thousands of years, which is the envy of countless human beings.
"Is there something wrong?" As the youngest sister, she will be more or less hypocritical.
"You're not busy right now, I'm looking for your help." The second sister doesn't care about my attitude at all, and of course she won't be polite to me.
"Why am I not busy, I am very busy." I hate others for looking down on me the most.
"Less loaded, hurry up." In front of the millennium sisters, camouflage is simply a layer of paper masks that can be torn apart casually.
Despite my reluctance, I quickly took a taxi and gave the taxi driver all the twenty dollars I had left.
"Come on in." As soon as he stood in front of the second sister's luxurious villa and was about to sigh a few words, he was suddenly pulled in by the second sister who rushed out.
"Where's your husband? Dead again? I asked casually as I walked, because the second sister's net worth was piled up with a lot of second brother-in-law's inheritance.
"Less nonsense, he went to France to talk about business. Don't think that your second sister is a ruthless person, I am very serious about every marriage. "Sometimes it's a thing to hurt people if they can't die, but I think that if you are injured too much, you will naturally have immunity, otherwise the second sister would not be so capable of resisting blows.
"I've got a lot to do." I unceremoniously sat down on the big sofa imported from Italy in the second sister's living room, picked up the apple on the table and nibbled on it, knowing that I haven't eaten yet.
"I haven't eaten for a few days." The second sister looked at me nibbling on an apple and said with a smile.
"Who said I lost weight." Although it is true, even if it is a sister, it cannot be said explicitly.
"Lose weight? Do you still have weight to lose? The second sister said with some pity, "You, you just want to die to save face and suffer the sin." Why do you have to adhere to any principles, look at the sixth sister, if you are as dead as you, can you become popular? Look at the fourth brother again, everything adheres to principles, can the company do so much? I think you're poor and stupid. ”
"What the hell is wrong with you? It's okay, I'm leaving. "I hate this kind of broken thoughts of the second sister the most, since I have cultivated into a human form, I have to do what a human being should do, if I still don't change my fox nature, why do I spend so much time cultivating.
"Alright, alright. I've got something going on this time, I have a friend whose daughter has been in trouble lately, and I want you to help her. "The second sister knew my temper very well, so she quickly changed the topic.
"Help what? You know I'm not going to do anything that violates my principles. I went ahead and took an apple.
"Of course I know your principles, don't do anything to sell yourself, rest assured that you will never violate your principles this time." The second sister took out a plate of snacks from the cupboard and put it in front of me very thoughtfully, it seems that even if there is no dinner today, it will be no problem.
"Then speak up and listen." For the sake of the face of the dim sum, I can finally be at peace.
"Here's the thing. My friend's daughter's name is Huihui, she had a boyfriend in college, her family is in the countryside, she has no background and no money, and they didn't agree with it, but they acquiesced for the sake of their daughter. When he graduated, my friend paid to keep the boy in the city and got him a good job. Originally, everything was fine, and I was going to get married this year, but who knew that last month the boy company came to a woman, I don't know what was going on, and the two of them got together, a few days ago, the boy actually proposed to break up with Huihui, how can I say that I can let go of the relationship for several years, Huihui committed suicide if I couldn't think about it, fortunately, my friend found it early, otherwise it would be over, only twenty-seven years old, how pitiful. The second sister shook her head and sighed as she spoke.
"How can I help with this?" I feel funny in my heart, this kind of thing is so many in today's society, it has long been strange.
"Aren't you going to transform? I want you to become Huihui and ask what happened? The second sister approached me mysteriously and said.
"What? Do you really sympathize with others or do you want to satisfy your own gossip? I really didn't expect you to be thousands of years old, and you would be disrespectful to the old. I looked at her face with disdain and deliberately ducked back.
"Neither. I'm trying for you to mess up that dog man and woman. The second sister actually raised her voice righteously, "You know that I hate this kind of person the most. ”
"It's not better for you to go on your own, you're better at this than I am." The last piece of dim sum is in my stomach, I can go home satisfied, as for the second sister's matter, it is regarded as a little side dish when eating, let me really take care of it, I am not interested in it.
"I'm not good at transformation, and besides, I'm a man with a husband, so I can't do this kind of thing if I want to seduce others." The second sister pursed her lips, it seems that thousands of years of people are really not done in vain, she already has the most basic moral bottom line of human beings.
"Why do you have to let me go? I'm not the only one who is good at transformation. "I'm not interested in this kind of thing.
"Everyone else is busy, but you're the most busy." The smile on the second sister's face made me very angry, and she actually blocked me again.
"After the matter is completed, I will personally sponsor you with 20,000 living expenses, how about it?" Before I turned my face, the second sister added.
"Fifty thousand, pay half first." This kind of person doesn't knock on nothing.
"Deal." No matter how you look at the expression of the second sister at the moment, it seems that I have been calculated, but it is too late to say anything, for the 50,000 yuan, my aunt and grandmother have fought hard.