Chapter 152: Don't Call Me By Name!
Zhixing smiled: "It turns out that it is not unpleasant!" Say it early! I cook it every day! The fat boy jumped up with joy, and waited for a few days to think about the delicious food, this time Zhixing made a lot of effort, and picked a lot of wild vegetables, mushrooms, herbs, taro, and some fat insects from the mountains!
This chubby guy usually eats a lot of meat, and these vegetables just give him oil, and he feels very good after eating! This time, I boiled a big pot of hodgepodge, and before it was completely cooked, I smelled a strong fragrance. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
Zhixing himself didn't expect the effect to be so good! Just as the kid was staring at the cauldron and preparing to start the meal, there was a sudden shouting and scolding outside the cave, and it felt like several people were coming here.
I probably heard a few people taking turns scolding and saying: "The surname Lu, you come out for me, the surname Lu, you get out of here for me, climb out for us, today is you without us~!" The bursts of scolding not only surprised Zhixing, but the little fat man's face also changed, put down the dishes and chopsticks in his hand, and immediately rushed to the entrance of the cave.
Zhixing naturally followed out to see what was going on, and found that there were five people dressed as Orions standing at the entrance of the cave holding a longbow and carrying arrow feathers, or shouting with a steel fork, and when he saw the fat boy come out, one of the leaders shouted: "Lu~!" Before he could finish speaking, the fat man cried out, "Don't call me by name!" ”
Zhixing was surprised, and immediately interjected and asked him: "Anyway, I've known you for so long, I don't know what your name is!" The kid blushed and didn't answer immediately! But someone on Orion's side smiled and said, "I don't know if it's right, how can he tell you!" Let me tell you! ”
The boy was in a hurry and shouted angrily, "Don't say it! But the hunter would still say: "We are not allowed to say, I want to say, this kid's surname is Lu, and his name is Shuangshuang!" It's called Lu Shuangshuang! He was picked up by his adoptive father from the side of the road, that is, on land, so his surname is Lu, and he was raised by us since he was a child! Ever since your adoptive father died, he has been so lacking in discipline! ”
"Frost?" This name is really feminine, Lu Shuangshuang's face turned red and said angrily: "What are you guys trying to do here!" I'm trying to find fault! ”
One of Orion said: "Your name is so feminine, why can't you be a little reserved like a woman!" You hunt in the mountains regardless of the season, and you have not controlled it, and you are almost exhausted by all the wild things in the mountains! You want us hunters who rely on the mountains to eat, all starve to death, and drink the northwest wind! ”
Lu Shuangshuang also said angrily when she heard this: "You don't let me hunt because you want to starve me to death!" Your hearts are poisonous! One of the hunters said: "It's not that we are poisonous, but your mouth is too strong, you only know how to hunt and eat meat, not whole grains, plus your food is large, the whole mountain is about to be eaten by you, don't say that we have to drink the northwest wind, even you have to drink the northwest wind!" ”
Lu Shuangshuang said angrily: "What do you eat if you don't eat meat in the world, what are the grains, can you eat them!" One Orion said angrily: "Lu Shuangshuang, you beast man in a woman's clothes! Don't think that if you are strong in martial arts, you can do whatever you want, we are here today to drive you out of this place, and never come back! ”
Lu Shuangshuang was even more annoyed when she heard this, and said with a sneer: "It's up to you, if you want to drive me away, no way!" Also, I'm not a beast man! The Orions were very angry and said coldly: "We know that you are strong in martial arts, anyway, the wild things have been all destroyed by you, and we can't survive, so we will simply fight with you!" ”
As he spoke, he raised his bow and arrow, hunting knife, steel fork or something in his hand! was ready to use Lu Shuangshuang as a life-and-death fight, but Lu Shuangshuang didn't take these Orions who didn't know martial arts in his eyes at all!
Zhixing saw that the atmosphere was not right, if it was really to fight, these Orions would definitely not be opponents, these people grew up watching you Lu Shuangshuang no matter what, even if it is the emotion of a close neighbor, how can it be said that destruction is destruction.
Zhixing couldn't stand it and decided to stop it, and he also felt that this Lu Shuangshuang's approach was a bit excessive, and he himself had some experience, when he went to pick wild vegetables and mushrooms, he really rarely saw and heard traces of some slightly larger wild things.
So he stood up and stopped between the two people and said, "Don't worry, everyone, you have something to say!" One of the Orions said angrily: "What is there to say, either he will go, or we will die!" It's as simple as that."
Zhixing said: "I understand your suffering, hunting depends on the season, and you can't hunt at any time!" Lu Shuangshuang listened unhappily and said: "Nonsense, if there is an animal, he will be beaten, and he will eat it when he gets it, no matter what season he is in season!" I said, who the hell are you helping! Dare to eat inside and out, I'll fight with you! ”
Glaring at them viciously, Orion took a step back slightly with some palpitations, but still insisted on saying: "With this beast man, what is there to say, start fighting~~!" Saying that, these people rushed up, bows, arrows, knives and forks and so on, and beckoned to Lu Shuangshuang. Lu Shuangshuang always held the big black stick in her hand.
With a swing of the stick, all the attacks were blocked, and with a turn of the body, the right hand punched out a fist to form a fist wind, and swept towards everyone.
Zhixing made a timely move, played a palm to block this punch, and a move 'vertical and horizontal opening and closing' quickly solved the move with Lu Shuangshuang, forcing him to let go of the stick in his hand, and hit it with both fists, kneading and pushing and pulling with each other, and compared more than ten moves, and then the two palms hit each other with a palm, and they both used internal force to shock the other party back a few steps.
Lu Shuangshuang was very surprised, this kid's martial arts turned out to be so high! I couldn't help but look at Zhixing twice, and the hunters were excited when they saw it, there was a powerful helper who could preside over justice, so there was no need to be afraid of this kid, and when he wanted to move forward bravely to attack the past.
Zhixing stretched out his hand to stop and said, "Slow! Listen to me, everybody! This matter is all for life, what is the point of fighting like this, there is always a way to solve it! If I say, I will leave this place with this Brother Lu and not come back, can I? ”
The Orions, of course, agreed and were happy with such a proposal. But Lu Shuangshuang was unhappy and said angrily: "Why do you decide for me, my going or staying!" Zhixing smiled: "Brother Lu, have you ever been to the outside world?" ”
Lu Shuangshuang shook her head and said, "No, Master said that the outside world is sinister and not a place for people to stay." ”
Zhixing said: "No wonder, you stayed in the mountains and didn't go out, and you ran out all the game in the mountains!" Don't you want to go outside? Sooner or later, you won't be able to eat here, but there's something delicious outside that you can't imagine! There are a lot of clever cooks out there who make dishes that are a hundred times better than my half-baked cook! Delicious food is waiting for you! ”
"Delicious?" As soon as she heard these two words, Lu Shuangshuang came to her senses, and couldn't help but salivate and asked, "It's delicious, is it true!" It's even better than what you make, don't lie to me! ”
Zhixing smiled: "What did I lie to you, if it doesn't taste good, it's a big deal for you to come back!" Is there anyone tied up with you! Lu Shuangshuang was right to think about it, and she was also very curious about the outside world, and immediately said: "Then you take me there, don't lie to me!" ”
Zhixing smiled slightly and nodded and agreed, 'No problem' The Orions were the happiest, knowing that this plague-like kid was leaving, they jumped up happily and cheered for a while, and finally everyone turned enemies into friends and sat down together for a meal, and the food was just right for Zhixing to cook that hodgepodge, and the Orions also went back to get some wine, and of course they had to drink two glasses.
One Orion said without joking: "Beast man, you are finally going out of this mountain, for the creatures in this mountain, including us, we must give you a drink!" Lu Shuangshuang was not happy when she heard this, and said, "I'm not a beast man!" ”
The hunters were stunned and knew that they had said the wrong thing, and immediately apologized. Zhixing wants to know the origin of his name, just now Orion said the origin of his surname, but the origin of the name! Didn't his adoptive father know he was a man? Lu Shuangshuang only knew about this matter, it turned out that his adoptive father was also his master, and when he picked him up, his daughter had just died, and he was sad in his heart, his daughter was called Shuangshuang, and he gave Brother Lu such a name in honor of his daughter!
Everyone felt that they shouldn't make fun of him anymore, and apologized for making fun of him for so many years. But this name still makes Lu Shuangshuang not very comfortable!
Zhixing saw the problem and said to everyone: "Brother Lu's dignified seven-foot man, it's a bit indecent to call this name, but he can't change his name, this is disrespectful to his master, I think so!" Frost and frost go to one of them, and leave one to call Lu Shuang, so that you don't see the disrespect to his master, and you can also return the body of Brother Lu's boy, what do you think! "Everyone thought it was good!
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