"Question, did the pig come first or did the pig egg come first?" There was silence in the kitchen, and Yorogi broke the silence with a painful forehead. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

"Senior, don't express it implicitly." Parisio idiot. Dumbfounded, he said: "Question, is there Lu Xiuxiu or Lu Xiuxiu first?" ”

"Oh, hehe, hehe..." Lu Xiuxiu moved towards the door a little bit in fear.

"Cut your sister's head, you stupid pig's head!" Yogihei and Parisio stood up at the same time, grabbed the third of the book, and smashed it towards Lu Xiuxiu: "Can you still read the book after cutting it in this way!! ”

Lu Xiuxiu hugged his head and jumped: "Shouldn't you thank me for saving one-third of your lives!" ”

Lao Yan took out the binoculars and observed through the hole in the door, oh, it's really good, the white fluffy rabbit's tail swayed left and right as it seemed to tease people's nerves with the slight twisting of walking... Hey, what are you looking at!

"Sit down." With a generous wave of his hand, the white fur spread it out to the chaise longue on which he had just laid.

"Wow, wow, what a blessing." A few poker players poked their heads in compliment.

"Go and go." Bai Mao smiled: "Concentrate on playing your poker." ”

"It's better for you to do it... Hehe... Xuan Xuan humbly conceded.

"Oh, then I'll do it." Bai Mao was not too humble, and just lay down: "How old are you?" ”

Opportunity.

"Huh? How can you ask so abruptly, obviously we just met for the first time to ask this kind of question... Xuanxuan choked.

"Huh? Isn't it abrupt? ”

"That's right, age is a woman's biggest secret."

"Ahh Bai Mao was stunned, could it be that the sister paper in front of her was actually thirty or fifty years old? How can it be... "That... Shouldn't this be said when older women are praised for their youth and then mention their age?。。。 Although it is true that ... ”

"yes, it's the biggest secret." If you admit it, oh hehe: "If you want to ask someone for a secret, you need to tell me a secret too." She deliberately moved closer to the white hair.

"Oh? Good, good, good. What do you want to know about my secret? What secrets do you have, just ask, haha. ”

"Okay, I'm twenty years old."

"Oh, oh, oh! It's the same age as a flower. Bai Mao exclaimed: "So, what do you want to ask?" ”

If you ask what you have cooked, you may regret it and cause alarm, and then the whole plan may fail. In that case ... "Dear Chengguan, I love to hear stories from others. ”

"Storytelling? Good, good, good. Your dear Chengguan has a lot of stories, which one do you want to hear? Is it a tyrannical street vendor, or a begging old lady in the ditch, or bulldozing other people's houses in the middle of the night? How exciting it is, how exciting it is, how hi it is, how hi it is, haha. ”

。。。 Scum.

"That... People don't like these stories of bullying, they want to hear adventure stories. ”

"Bullying? Oh, okay, okay, what adventure story do you want to hear? ”

"For example, treasure hunting, Dragon Quest, jungle adventure and the like."

"Oh? Ahaha, that kind of story is really strong, and the old girl has a little taste. But I don't seem to have that kind of experience, so I'll go find a storybook of this kind and read it to you. Bai Mao said to get up.

"You've had that kind of experience."

"Is there one? Ay? ”

"yes, yes." Lure. Success, Xuanxuan jumped in her heart: "I've heard you mention it many times, that is, many years ago, you and a group of friends went to the forest to hunt for a fortune, I really want to hear it, the whole process, from entering the forest, until you get out of the forest... Until you use the soul you hunted. "By the time he got out of the forest, he might have missed the part that touched Abe, and if he had covered it from beginning to end, it would have been no problem if he kept asking for more details, and it would have been a waste of time for him to come up with the dish himself without him knowing it.

Bai Mao's face became solemn a little bit, and he looked at Xuanxuan with flickering eyes: "You, do you want to hear it?" ”

Seeing the obvious change in his expression, Xuanxuan chuckled in her heart, but she tried not to let this worry show on her face, she nodded with a pleasant smile: "I want to listen!" From entering the forest, to what to do with that soul. I really want to hear it! Again, she deliberately emphasized the scope of the story.

Bai Mao lay on the recliner, slowly closed his eyes, sighed, and didn't speak for a long time.

What's going on... Could it be that this is a very heavy memory for such a scumbag? What to say? Normally, what should be said is that you don't want to think about what you don't want to say, but if you say that, if he listens to me, where can he find a second chance like this? Further questioning? The other party is obviously very sad, is it really okay to continue to ask? So she chose to remain silent.

Silent, silent, what can be heard is the hustle and bustle of the chengguan playing poker, the thick panting snort of Zhao Wuji holding a parasol, and the sound of his own heart beating.

She silently put her right hand on the wrist of her left hand, and when she was just changing clothes in the house, she secretly bent the flying card and stuffed it into the fluff decoration of her left wrist, making sure that if anything, she would not be tied down.

Is... Embarrassing silence.

After about three minutes, Bai Mao slowly opened his eyes: "Ah, it's really an experience I've never told others, tell others... It's good. ”

Succeed.

It's good that these three minutes are three centuries long, and it's good to be alive... Xuanxuan tried to control that kind of unloaded expression from her face: "Well, I'm listening." ”

Bai Mao took out his pocket, took out a box of cigarettes, put one in his mouth, lit the fire, took a deep breath, and spit out a cloud of mist.

Choke. Xuanxuan wanted to habitually cover her mouth and fan it with her hand, but she controlled it and still stood beside Bai Mao with a smile.

"That's ... It's been about seven or eight years since ... Bai Mao sighed again, and squinted as he spoke, paying attention to Xuanxuan's expression.

"What do you feel is predestined? If you talk about the old people in their seventies and eighties, there are many, many things, such as what? For example, the weather today, for example, who I will meet today, and even, for example, the shape of the next puff of smoke that comes out of my mouth...

I'm so envious of you players. You can do whatever you want, and you can go wherever you want.

We're different, we've been given NPC names, we're just dolls made by someone for some purpose, or maybe you too? But, at the very least, you will be freer than we are.

For as long as I can remember, I've been a bastard in the royal city. Mixed up, never read, never went to school, cheated to eat and drink, cheated and crutches. Liar. Suo child, do you know, whenever I see a big official showing off his might, he rushes past the city, and when I am forced to bend down and bow down to them, I want to straighten my waist and yell at the princely general Xiangning.

However, everything is socialized, and the princes don't know why they are princes, they have been princes for as long as they can remember, and they have also been explained a lot of family origins and a lot of settings for royal relationships. We've been a mess for as long as we can remember. It's like the dry old man we often tease about sweeping bridges, he doesn't know why he became a cleaner, but he's a bridge sweeper, and he starts with consciousness and sweeps until he dies.

Do you feel fair about these things? Well?

Sorry for the extra words, these aren't adventure stories haha.

Watching the years go by day by day, we suddenly have an idea that we will no longer be drunk on the streets, no longer looked down upon, and no longer have to pay a dead face every time we go to the bar.

We need money, we need status, we need everything a normal person should have!

So, I and the seventeen brothers who were suffering from the same illness at that time, in order to change our lives. Together, they set off to the Soul Forest. ”

Bai Mao took a deep puff of his cigarette and let out a long sigh: "Mom. The egg author copied me again, and I said that it was almost, so hurry up and leave a suspense to get off work.。。。 ”