Chapter 36: Halloween
With the call of the little parrot, a black shadow jumped out of the darkness, a pair of green eyes, quickly pounced at the feet of Ugly Bajie, shook his head and tail around him, sniffed around with the dog's nose, and suddenly raised his head and barked at the back of Ugly Bajie;
"Woohoo!"
The second dog finally found a familiar feeling, that is, the little parrot that was shouting, and the big black dog that was barking at him and was about to pounce, a chill hit instantly, and the second dog quickly floated back and retreated in an instant as if he had been hit hard, and floated in the air in fear;
"Uncle Bird! I know it's wrong! Don't let Xiao Hei bite me! ā
Ugly Bajie looked up at the little parrot and admitted his mistake with a serious face;
"Silly bird! What are you talking about? Don't mess with this! ā
The old man yelled at the stupid bird angrily;
"Faith ball goods! There are ghosts! Letter ball goods! There are ghosts! ā
The little parrot fluttered in the broken wooden cage, chirping and chirping;
"Woohoo!"
Xiao Hei barked at the two dogs fiercely;
"You've got a big head!"
The old man scolded angrily, suddenly raised his foot, and kicked at Xiao Hei's ass;
"Wow... Woo..."
Xiao Hei was kicked inexplicably, lying on the ground whimpering aggrievedly;
"Dead dog! What are you calling here? Bajie has only been out for a day, and you don't recognize people, so you owe it to clean up! ā
Ugly Bajie bowed his head at the old man and admitted his mistake;
"Grandpa! I was wrong! Don't be angry! ā
The old man was pretending, and he was not really angry, his heart softened when he heard this, and then he saw the aggrieved stupid look of Ugly Bajie, sighed helplessly, reached out and touched Ugly Bajie's head, and said seriously;
"Bajie! Remember to come back early in the future, if you come back late, grandpa will be worried! ā
Ugly Bajie nodded seriously;
"I remember! Grandfather! Don't be angry! ā
The little parrot stared at the two dogs floating in the air, flapping its wings and shouting;
"Blackie! Bite him! Blackie! Bite him! ā
Xiao Hei lay on the ground, wagging his tail aggrievedly, whimpering softly, as if expressing helplessness;
"Wooh..."
The two dogs floated in mid-air, looking at the noisy little parrot and the big black dog lying on the ground, the ghosts swaying with the evening breeze, frowning and not knowing what to think;
"You stupid bird! Who do you want it to bite? If you're talking nonsense here, I'll pull out your hair for you! Make you a bald bird! ā
As if it had not heard of it, the little parrot jumped up and down in the broken wooden cage, fluttering its little wings and screaming loudly;
"Faith ball goods! There are ghosts! Blackie! Bite him! ā
The old man listened to the little parrot say just those two words, and looked too lazy to take care of you, and walked towards the kiln house with his ugly eight precepts;
"Let's go! Let's go to dinner! Take care of that stupid bird, starve it twice and it will be honest! ā
The little parrot looked at the two dogs who were lying in the air and did not leave, and continued to shout loudly;
"Blackie! Bite him! Blackie! Bite him! ā
Xiao Hei stretched out the dog's paws and pulled on the ground, the dog whimpered quietly in his mouth, crawled forward against the ground, and slowly approached the second dog;
"Whew!"
Xiao Hei, who has grown up, is now in the prime of life, strong and strong, after approaching the Wen Palace, he kicked on the ground with his hind legs, barked wildly at the sky, jumped up with a bang, and flew towards the two dogs in mid-air;
"Oops! I'm going to be a mother! ā
The second dog, who was startled by the sound of the dog's barking, saw the big black dog that jumped into the air and pounced on him, and immediately exclaimed without words, and turned around and fled without hesitation, but unfortunately because he found it too late, he was a step slower to escape;
"Oops! You dead dog! It hurts Lao Tzu to death! ā
Strange things happened, the big black dog bit on the buttocks of the second dog, and after landing on the ground, he whimpered and swallowed, as if he was eating something, and the second dog who fled in the air obviously had an opening on his buttocks, and he fled in a hurry with a strange scream;
"Woohoo!"
The big black dog chased to the gate, barked at the two dogs who fled for their lives, a pair of green and faint dog eyes, which looked brighter at the moment, like two emeralds, two white hairs above the dog's eyes, which also looked white and shiny at the moment, like the second pair of dog eyes;
"I'm going to die! Dead dogs have eaten ghost meat! Why is the hell so unlucky! What a village, it's so scary! ...ā
The second dog ran all the way, and saw a few old men and old ladies on the road, drawing a circle on the side of the road with fire ashes, kneeling there to burn incense and burning paper money, muttering vaguely in his mouth, throwing the paper money in his hand into the fire one after another, and from time to time he also took a burning stick and played twice;
"Hula! ...ā
When the two dogs passed over the head of an old man, the old man suddenly grabbed a large handful of paper money and raised it towards the two dogs in the air.
"Sniff!"
A strange fragrance came, the second dog couldn't help but pull his nose and sniffed hard, and instantly his ghost eyes lit up, and he looked at the ground excitedly, only to see that the three incense sticks were burning in the night wind, and the strange fragrance that the two dogs smelled was the smoke rising from the incense sticks;
"This feeling, it's so cool, it's like sucking people, it feels like eating!"
The second dog couldn't resist the temptation, looked back, didn't see the figure of the big black dog, and didn't hear the terrifying dog barking, and immediately fell to the ground with courage, pouting his ass and lying on top of the incense, pinching his nose and sniffing hard, the more he sniffed, the happier he became;
"Dust to dust! Earth to earth! Yin and yang are separated! People and ghosts have different paths! Don't offend each other! Don't provoke each other! Dead ghosts don't walk the way of the sun! Not enough money to spend and wait for the coming year! Don't make trouble! The living don't step on the bridge! All is well with the juniors of the yang world! Don't worry about the old ghosts of the underworld! ...ā
The old man who burned the paper money was burning, while chattering in a weird way, because of the proximity, the second dog also heard it clearly, as for the meaning, he was confused, ignorant, just pouted his ass and tried to smell the smoke of the incense,
"The wandering ghosts who pass by, don't be too little to send you money, the ghost who escorts the ghosts, some money to talk about your heart, please do not disturb my family for the sake of money, please smile... Please laugh..."
The old man whispered as if chanting, and then grabbed a large handful of paper money and raised it towards the sky above his head;
"Hula! ...ā
Countless paper money is like autumn leaves, fluttering and flying in the yin wind, blown everywhere by the yin wind, but the second dog, who is a ghost himself, did not see a ghost from the surroundings, sneered and shook the ghost's head, pouted his ass and continued to eat the smoke of incense. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½