Chapter 32: Delicious Ass
"You take this to Maoshan Mountain, and someone at the bottom of the mountain will take you up when they see it. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 infoRemember to pick up places with few people to walk during the day, and stick this small Tiangang charm on the seal hall at night. There is also this pill, taken every two hours for seven days, which can remove the white hair on your body and restore your human form. ”
Before the police arrived at the bottom of the mountain, Yanyu told Zhang Fan and others about the handling of the zombies, and she was going to let it go to Maoshan to find the people of Shannan Dao.
When the mining accident occurred last year, Wang hid the death toll from the above, and many of the workers in his quarry were abducted, and their families only knew that they were working outside, and did not know exactly where they were working, and they did not know where they were buried when they died.
The collapse crushed fifty or sixty people, Wang Datou found that there was a natural hole in the bamboo forest in the back mountain, so he threw the corpses inside, the man named Brother Jun was only injured at the time, and was also treated as a dead body, but fortunately, the mobile phone on his body could still be used, so he sent a message to his wife at home, telling her what happened.
The cave was full of stumps of workers, there was no water and no food, and the military brother was starved to death inside. As for why he became a zombie, no matter how Zhang Fan asked, Yanyu just didn't tell him, but just said lightly, "The secret of heaven must not be revealed." ”
This zombie only took a year to become a human-like flying zombie, and his mind was not completely lost, in line with the Dao heart of saving people's lives and creating a seventh-level floating slaughter, Yanyu felt that he should help him, besides, there was a mysterious uncle in Maoshan, I heard that it was a zombie refining, but unfortunately Yanyu had not seen it once.
Yan San followed behind Yanyu, waiting for Zhang Fan to do something else, he pulled Yanyu behind a tree, "Tell me the truth, is this hole in the ground leading to Yinsi?" ”
Yanyu blinked his long eyelashes and looked at him for a long time, leaned over cautiously and whispered, "Senior brother, don't do stupid things, evil ghosts can generally be bred in the land of extreme yin, and a zombie like him is because his body has not been destroyed, and his mind has not been completely destroyed, so I asked him to go to Maoshan to find the master to save his life." ”
"What do you mean? Are you saying I'm going to kill myself and turn into a zombie and go back to the Demon Realm? "There are indeed zombie cultivators like Brother Jun in the Demon Realm, they survive by absorbing aura, while the aura in the mortal world is thin and cannot provide nutrients, so the zombies in the mortal world will drink blood to replenish their physical energy.
"So what do you mean? Senior sister won't let you get close to that hole, you have a ...... yin physique" Yanyu blinked at a strange expression, and Yan Sangongzi suddenly felt bad, "Don't scare me, is there another little ghost coming up to pester me?" ”
Yanyu shook his head and said, "No, I just feel a little dizzy." ”
The police under the mountain came quickly, and Zhang Fan said that following the zombies and discovering the shocking secret of Boss Wang, the zombies were overtaken by Xiao Daogu, and they would not harm the world after turning into a pool of blood.
The police followed the vine, and some bizarre cases that have occurred in the town in recent years are related to Wang's head, so that Zhang Fan has solved several cases in a row, made third-class merits, and reported good news frequently.
When she went down the mountain, Yanyu was hungry and dizzy, so Yan San had to carry her on her back, borrowed some money from Zhang Fan, and took a taxi back to the hotel where she was staying.
When I arrived at the hotel, it was already afternoon, and as soon as I entered the gate, the shopkeeper who was standing at the counter and looking at the sky rushed out, "Xiaodao Chief, where have you been this night?" Your senior brother almost smashed my shop, and I was killed by you. ”
Yan San was sweating profusely and carrying the smoke and rain, this little Dao Gu's body is not big, but it is really heavy, who cares about the nagging of the shop owner, he went up to the second floor and kicked open the door, Yuebai was not inside, Yan San snorted, worried about a fart!
If you're worried, you won't tell the hexagram to see where his little sister is? What's at stake?
Putting the smoke and rain on the bed, Yan San wiped his sweat with his cottage suit, and instructed the nagging shopkeeper on the side, "You go and buy ten roast chickens, ten sauce pig's trotters, ten big buns, and ten baked cakes for straw bales!" ”
The shopkeeper stood there motionless, stretched out his hand and said with a dark face, "Money! ”
There were only three dollars and six cents left in the taxi, and the shopkeeper was angry and slammed the door to leave.
"You wait." She Fan couldn't pull Yan San down this face, and Yuebai didn't give them living expenses, so after thinking about it, he took out the big gold chain around his neck and gave it to the shopkeeper along with the soul charm, "Is it okay to use this to change your line?" ”
Under the illumination of the light, the big gold chain emitted a golden light, and the shopkeeper suspected that it was fake, and after gritting his teeth, he withdrew with a smile, because Yan San promised him the rest of the money as errand fees.
Yan San planned to take a shower to get rid of the bad luck on his body. There was only the sound of running water in the room, and Yan Yu sat up from the bed in a daze, her back was itchy, and she couldn't scratch it, so she had to get up and climb to the wall and rub the wall there, but the result was that the more she rubbed it, the more itchy she was, and she couldn't bear the itch and went straight to the toilet. She remembered that there was a brush next to the toilet, and it was more comfortable to scratch her back than to rub it against a wall.
In the toilet, Yan San was admiring the shower head in the mortal world. Oh my mother, this thing really opened his eyes, and when he turned on the switch, water flowed out of it, and it was warm hot water, which made him admire and excited.
If he gets dirty in the demon world, he will directly rinse it with water, although it is trouble-free and clean, but every time it is cold mountain spring water. Once in a duel with an old guy on the top of the Tianshan Mountains, he was inadvertently attacked by someone with a trick, and almost turned him into an ice cube at that time.
Zhengmei was enjoying the hot bath, the unlocked door was opened by someone "hula", and the smoke and rain rushed in like a burning house, sticking to his smooth body and going straight to the brush on the ground, picking it up and rubbing it on his back.
"Huh? Three spoonfuls of salt in your bath? Yan San stood under the sprinkler head in a daze, and didn't come back to his senses until Yanyu patted his chest, and with an "ah" sound, he jumped out of the bed in a panic and got into the quilt and scolded, "Straw bale, are you stupid?" Don't you know that there is a difference between men and women, don't you know shame? ”
Yanyu walked in with a toilet brush, leaned against the door frame and said, "Senior brother said that men and women can't kiss, and he didn't say that you can't see your bare ass." Besides, I've seen your ass a long time ago, and the meat is quite thick. ”
Yanyu never lies, Yan San's ass is indeed the most delicious ass she has ever seen, much better than those chicken butts.
"Get out!" A pillow was thrown into Yanyu's face, and the frightened little Daogu hurriedly slipped away, and the roots of Yan Sanqi's teeth were biting with a "creaking" sound, but when Yanyu turned around, what was the blue light on his back?
Yan San suspected that there was something wrong with his eyes, and after getting dressed, he ran to Yanyu's room, "You lie on the bed." ”
"What?" Yanyu, who finally stopped the itch, didn't understand what he was going to do, and his body had been rudely flipped over by Yan San, lying face down.
Yan Sangongzi cautiously pulled her back with his hand, and at this time opened the door and came in, and when he saw the situation in the house, he shouted, "Stinky rascal, what are you doing?" ”