Chapter 237: A little ambiguous
Erdan Dantian's true qi was raised too quickly, and his body trembled, and his right hand holding the silver needle shook more thoroughly, like sifting chaff, and in his nostrils, two streams of red liquid were also flowing out.
Don't think about it crookedly, Erdan's nosebleed is definitely not because Mengru's fruit body is angry, but because he overdrew his dantian too quickly.
Acupuncture, it's not like that! Cook slowly over low heat, not brute force. If you want to eat fat in one go, you can't choke to death!
Well, I forgot all the rules and regulations in this, and now I just want to do my best to make Li Mengru wake up.
"Li Mengru, you stinky girl, wake up quickly! Otherwise, I'll have to spank you. Erdan stared at Mengru's Guiyuan acupoint and muttered to himself.
I'll go, people Mengru has already woken up, okay, you Li Erdan is blind and can't see?
"There's a kind of you fighting!" Mengru replied angrily, but she was not angry at all in her heart.
At this moment, Mengru believes that Li Erdan, who was so bad when he was a child, has changed, from the inside out, and he is a good person. What he did last night should have been a coincidence, a crumpty and beautiful mistake.
"Well, you're awake." Erdan, dumbfounded.
There was a great recoil force on the silver needle, and the second egg suddenly couldn't hold it. With a whoosh, the silver needle jumped out from between Erdan's clenched index finger and thumb, and flew straight to the zenith, inserting it into the wooden ceiling of the zenith. And Li Erdan himself, also fell down on his back.
Very tired, very tired, but very steady, because Mengru came back to life. Erdan was lying down comfortably and didn't want to get up.
Mengru really couldn't stand it, so she hurriedly turned over and got out of bed, and said to Erdan: "Stinky Erdan, get up quickly." ”
Erdan squinted at Mengru's fruit, and closed it again, "Please put on your clothes, I'll say I'm taking advantage of you later." I, Li Erdan, am not such a casual person. ”
"Someone's got a nosebleed. It's good to flow hard, and it's good to run out. Mengru, as she spoke, pulled Erdan's arm to pull him up.
I rubbed and had a nosebleed? Not really!
Erdan wiped a handful on his nose with his right hand, and there was really a nosebleed.
Nosebleeds are nosebleeds! Anyway, there is a lot of blood in his body, and he will not die if he sheds one or two thousand milliliters.
In other words, the last time Erdan donated blood to Yaya, he donated 1,500 milliliters in one go.
"Get up, stinky bastard!" Mengru gritted her teeth and said, her milk strength was about to be used.
Mengru's small body didn't have much strength at all, and it was not so easy to pull Li Erdan, who weighed more than one hundred and fifty pounds, up.
Mengru's movements looked like this: bending over and pouting her buttocks, and her two pigtails hung down on Erdan's face. Looking left and right, looking up and down, this woman is very attractive. The direction of Erdan is even more interesting, and as soon as he opened his eyes, he saw Mengru's two crisp breasts close at hand. Although the B chest is not large, under the action of gravity, it is still quite large-scale. Anyway, Erdan has the urge to pinch twice.
"Pervert, close your eyes." Mengru scolded angrily.
With a little force with one hand, Erdan pulled Mengru down at once, and just lay in his arms.
"Pervert, let me go!" Mengru.
"I'll let you kill yourself, I'll let you kill yourself!" Two eggs.
Bang bang, the color hand of the second egg twitched on Mengru's jade buttocks several times in a row.
Men, you must be a man when you speak, and if you say that you will be spanked, you will never be slapped in the face.
"I didn't kill myself, I accidentally slipped down." Mengru said stubbornly.
"Lie to me, am I not pumping loudly enough?" Two eggs.
"People don't commit suicide!"
Well, don't tell the truth, keep pumping. Just twitching and pumping, it becomes touching, then it becomes pinching, it becomes kneading.
Li Erdan, what a shameless man!
Mengru honestly lay in Erdan's arms, not crying or making trouble, very honest.
"I did want to kill myself, but I was scared when I got to the lake. I'm so young, why should I die? You say, don't you? "Mengru.
"Then how did you fall into the lake? Luckily I showed up just in time, otherwise you wouldn't know how you would have died. You die in my house, your parents, and your fierce old sister, you have to peel off my skin. Do you say I'm easy? "Erdan, he said he was very aggrieved.
"If I die, my family will not only pick your skin, but also draw your tendons and break your bones." Mengru.
"Don't be so impulsive in the future. I, Li Erdan, can only save you for a while, but I can't save you for the rest of my life. Besides, you're not my girlfriend, and I can't watch you every day. "Two eggs.
"You are the culprit, don't think about pushing six-two-five, and don't think that if you save me, I will be grateful to you. I will never forget the harm you have done to me for the rest of my life, and I have to seek revenge from you as a ghost. "Mengru.
"What? You still want me to be responsible? "Two eggs.
"Don't stink." Mengru.
"Then you don't get up and get dressed, how long are you going to lie on me." Two eggs.
"Why do I need to get dressed, I want breast enlargement, I don't want to be B, I want to be D."
……
Today's Jiangdong Mansion is destined to be very lively, and the world-renowned Louis brand has opened.
At half past eight in the morning, the performance began in the square, singing and dancing, the host bragging, and so on. This money, you don't need Yuting to come out, the Song Group has all of it, as a reward for the second egg!
Don't underestimate this performance, it cost the Song Group millions, and all the first-line stars invited by him were invited.
First-line stars, the appearance fee and face appearance fee are very high, there is no 100,000 200,000, and no one else will bird you.
The huge Jiangdong Mansion Square is crowded with people, most of whom come for the stars.
"Friends below, how are you?" A first-line female singer surnamed Wang.
"Good!" The audience echoed like a sea of mountains.
"Holy, okay, okay, good." A fan of a singer who was so excited that he almost cried.
"Wang XX, I love you!" Still fans.
"When I see you, Lao Tzu's impotence is all cured." is still a fan, but this is a little obscene.
……
The female singer surnamed Wang sang two songs, and the male singer surnamed Lin took the stage.
"The audience is so enthusiastic, I can't hold it! Come, everyone can sing and sing with me. Lin Gexing said affectionately, and then sang: "You are my ......" The lyrics were sung, and Lin Gexing pointed the microphone at the audience.
"Little apple." The singing of the audience.
This lyric is correct, obviously wrong!
"Damn, that's not how I sang it." Lin Gexing.
……
The performance is unprecedented, and the whole thing is a group meeting between stars and fans.
As soon as the Song Group came out, there were no stars who could not move.