Chapter 026: The Day After Tomorrow
Ape Fei walked up to the hole and glared at the hole's eyes. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
Xiao Dong said: "Why are you staring at me? ”
Ape Fei said: "You are also a demon beast, and there will always be some use, so I wonder where your use is?" ”
Xiaodong said: "I told you that I can dig a hole, most of the caves in the Valley of the Monkey were dug by me, and I also helped Uncle Sun Wukong hide a very important thing in the cave, isn't it useless?" ”
"It's a sneaky thing to dig a hole in, it's a fart!"
Ape Fei thought for a moment, and then said, "Since your claws can dig holes, they must be very sharp, so they can be used to fight!" It's like yesterday when you first saw that black snake and rushed towards it. ”
Xiaodong shook his head and said, "No! No way! I was just impulsive yesterday, and now I think about it with a little trepidation! You see, that's what I have on my back. ”
"Smack-"
Ape Fei suddenly slapped Xiao Dong in the face.
Xiao Dong was furious: "Why are you beating me?!" ”
"I'm going to wake you up!"
"I didn't sleep! I'm awake all the time! ”
"I'm not saying you sleep, I'm saying you're confused! Come! Come! Let me hit you a few more times, and see if you're still confused! ”
Xiao Dong retreated a few meters again and again, and said at the same time: "Don't! Don't fight! Where am I confused? ”
Ape Fei said, "I heard that your family used to be very large, right? ”
Xiao Dong stood still and did not answer.
Ape Fei continued, "But you're the only member of your family now, right? ”
Xiao Dong still didn't answer, but his eyes had changed.
Ape Fei said again: "The reason why those relatives and friends of yours will die is because they are too confused! ”
"You are not allowed to scold them!" ”
Ape Fei sneered: "Hmph! I love to scold, and I'm going to scold you foolish moles! I'm going to scold you for being useless! If you're not happy, bite me! ”
The hole opened its mouth, its two long, large front teeth chattering, and let out a low roar, as if he was really going to bite Ape Fei.
Ape Fei said: "Have you ever thought that if you were strong enough at that time, your family would not be slaughtered!" ”
Boom!
It was as if someone had punched him in the heart, and after a while he said, "But I was very young at that time." ”
Ape Fei said, "What now? Are you stronger now? Have you ever thought that you may have a spouse and children in the future, and that you would like to see them killed? ”
There was a sudden twinkle in Xiao Dong's eyes, and he said, "I'm going to be strong!" ”
Ape Fei laughed: "That's right! ”
Xiao Dong said: "I'll go back now and ask Uncle Sun Wukong to teach me powerful spells!" ”
"Hey, hey, hey! Don't go yet! ”
Ape Fei immediately ran over and grabbed the hair on the small hole to prevent the small hole from running away.
(The demon beasts summoned by the psychic technique can be unsummoned according to their own subjective consciousness, just like when the spider skin summoned between the thousand hands left before.) )
Xiao Dong said: "Didn't you tell me to become stronger? ”
Ape Fei said: "Yes, but I want you to become stronger with me." ”
"With you? May I? Xiao Dong looked at Ape Fei with suspicion in his eyes.
Ape Fei said: "Hey, hey! What kind of eyes are you? Didn't you see how I killed that big black snake yesterday? How dare you doubt my strength! ”
Xiaodong said: "Your strength is not bad, but compared to Uncle Sun, it is still too much worse!" ”
Ape Fei snorted coldly: "Hmph! Even if that old monkey is willing to teach you spells, with your little talent, will you be able to learn it? ”
Xiaodong hesitated: "I don't know yes......"
Ape Fei thought for a moment and said, "I think you should continue to dig holes with peace of mind." ”
"Didn't you just say that digging a hole is useless?"
"Of course, it's useless for you to dig by yourself, but if you dig with me, it's different!"
"What's the difference?"
Ape Fei said mysteriously: "You will know when the time comes." Well...... When will you start digging holes? ”
Xiaodong said: "The injury on my back is estimated to take a month or two to heal.
Ape Fei said: "No! I'm going to summon you out the day after tomorrow, and then you're going to dig a hole for me honestly!" ”
Xiao Dong flattened his mouth and said, "Aren't you a strong man?" ”
Ape Fei said: "You are not human! I don't care! If you can't dig a hole the day after tomorrow, I'll give you a few more slaps! ”
Small hole: "......"
……
The sun rose again, but Ape Fei was still in bed.
Anyway, I can't summon that stupid mole today, so let's sleep a little longer.
Ape Fei felt that in fact, sleeping was also a part of cultivation, because the body was the most important capital of cultivation, and how could there be a great body without enough sleep?
Sincere! Sincere! Sincere!
However, plans are always disrupted by accidents, and Ape Fei's plan for adequate sleep is interrupted by a knock on the door.
"Day Slash! Get up! ”
It's the mother's voice.
There is also an old Ape Fei in Ape Fei's house, so of course his mother can only call his name.
Ape Fei complained, "Mother, please spare me!" Let me sleep a little longer! ”
The mother said, "The manhole is coming for you, get up quickly!" ”
Ape Fei was annoyed: "Why did that idiot in the manhole come to harass me so early?!" ”
……
Senju Manhole, who is eight years old this year, is the younger brother of Senju Suijing, that is, the eldest son of the first generation of Hokage.
……
When Ape Fei got dressed and walked out of the room, he found that the Thousand Hands Manhole was already looking at him with a smile.
Ape Fei asked, "What are you looking for me?" ”
Shajing said: "I want you to do me a small favor, Brother Ape Fei." ”
"How can you help?"
"It's not very convenient here, let's go outside and talk about it."
"Then you wait for me."
After brushing his teeth, washing his face, and eating something casually, the ape followed the manhole outside.
Ape Fei said, "Don't you have to go to class today?" How can you sneak up here and come to me? ”
Shajing said: "I have something more important than going to class, and I want to ask Brother Ape Fei for your help." ”
Ape Fei said, "Why don't you go to someone else for help?" ”
Mizui smiled slyly: "Because I know that Brother Sarutobi is the 'lustful NO.1' ninja in our Konoha Village." ”
Ape Fei said proudly: "Of course! Hee-hee! ”
"So only Big Brother Ape Fei can help me."
"Do you want me to take you to the women's bathhouse for a peep?"
"Phew! I'm not so obscene! ”
Ape Fei Zhengse said: "Your words are wrong, voyeurism is not obscene at all!" That's a practice! Voyeurism without being detected is not something that everyone can do! ”
Shajing said: "Anyway, it's not a voyeur. ”
Ape Fei said, "What is that?" ”
Shajing said: "I want Brother Ape Fei to help me chase a girl." ”
Ape Fei said unexpectedly: "You want me to help you pick up girls?" ”