Chapter 19: The Old Rascal
That is, when Erdan was giving acupuncture to the patient, another customer came to his office, a man who looked majestic but was actually so majestic, the former brother Zhang Kunpeng.
Once? Yes, it was once, because Zhang Kunpeng is not wilting now, and he is a pure man with iron and blood.
Zhang Kunpeng saw the news of Erdan's return to Jiangdong on TV, no, he came to visit at noon. Zhang Kunpeng was much more low-key this time, he didn't bring his younger brother, and only came alone.
There are still a lot of patients outside Erdan's office! After Zhang Kunpeng came, he stood outside the door without saying a word and wanted to knock on the door, which was the rhythm of cutting the line. As last time, the patients disagreed.
Zhang Kunpeng looked back at the dozen or so patients waiting, and instinctively wanted to be mad! But as soon as he thought that he was going to transform into an entrepreneur, not the underworld, the words "convincing people with virtue" popped up in his head.
"Okay, okay, I don't cut the line, I don't cut the line." Zhang Kunpeng smiled, walked back, and found a stool to sit down.
"That's pretty much it!" A young man said, "We waited all morning to see Dr. Lee. ”
The young man was lean and lean, his face was a little sallow, his eyes were dull, and the blind could see that he was a little weak. There are many reasons for the weakness of the human body, such as tiredness, poor nutrition, lack of exercise, and so on.
"This little brother, what kind of disease do you have?" Zhang Kunpeng was idle, and he talked with the young man for the first time.
"This, I really can't sue you." The young man pulled down his face and said, it seemed that there was something unspeakable.
Zhang Kunpeng laughed arrogantly, as if he had seen through the condition of the young man.
A long illness becomes a good doctor! Zhang Kunpeng has been "sick" for decades, and he can vaguely see what kind of illness the young man has.
"Haha, I'm rubbing, it's a male disease, right?" Zhang Kunpeng laughed and said, looking old and indecent.
There were more than a dozen patients outside the door, many of them women, some of them were young women, some were student girls, and some were grandmothers. Zhang Kunpeng shouted out a sentence of "male disease" in a loud voice regardless of the occasion, which was too filthy and suspected of being a hooligan.
The young man's face turned black all of a sudden, and he glared at Zhang Kunpeng fiercely, and said, "You just have a male disease." ”
"Uh, how do you know?" Zhang Kunpeng pretended to be surprised.
Then, everyone's eyes focused on Zhang Kunpeng, and the eyes were indescribably weird.
People have male diseases, they are too ashamed to speak, embarrassed to see people, this big man with a bearded face is fine, nothing to show off, either the head is funny or the head is kicked by a donkey.
Zhang Kunpeng's male disease has been cured, and the little brother has been thriving during this time, with frequent urination and urgency and various wilts, and he has also recovered. When the little brother grows up, Zhang Kunpeng will be able to be a man who stands up to the sky, carry out the man's career to the end, and must be on the list of having children and passing on the family lineage.
"Hehe, you really have a male disease! Shenma male disease, can you talk about it? The young man ridiculed Zhang Kunpeng in turn, and he had to be restrained.
Zhang Kunpeng was not angry at all, but advertised for Erdan, he said: "To treat male diseases, Dr. Li Erdan counted this." Zhang Kunpeng gave a thumbs up as he spoke, and then said: "No matter how strict the male disease is, it will be in the hands of Dr. Li, and the disease will be eliminated." I'm by no means bragging, there was once a 'three-second brother' who came to see Dr. Li. Dr. Li took his pulse and prescribed two pairs of Chinese medicine. And guess what? ”
"What's wrong?" Everyone spoke in unison, and even women were immersed in Zhang Kunpeng's words.
"Haha." Zhang Kunpeng said with a smile, "After a course of treatment, that benevolent brother changed from 'Brother Three Seconds' to 'Brother Three Minutes'. At the end of the two treatments, Brother Ren became 'Brother Thirty Minutes', nine times a night. What doctor do you think can have such skills as Dr. Lee? No, it's too much. Zhang Kunpeng's gaze turned to a few more fascinated female patients or family members, and said in a hooligan tone: "If the men in your family are not good at that, such as being weak, not lifting, not being able to stamina, and so on, hurry up and come to Dr. Li." Similarly, female diseases can also be found by Dr. Li, such as menstrual cramps, all kinds of inflammation, Dr. Li can be solved with a wave of his hand. ”
"Oh, is Dr. Li as powerful as you say?" A young woman said, a little suspicious.
"This sister, you're not even thirty years old, aren't you?" Zhang Kunpeng.
"I'm only twenty-eight this year." Woman.
"Yo Yo, it's much younger than me, so I have to call you a little sister. The little sister is nearly twenty-eight years old, the same age as a flower, but you have a sad face. If you take your makeup off, I'm sure you'll have freckles on your face and even a little sallow skin. "Zhang Kunpeng.
"How do you know?" Young woman, I'm a little surprised!
"Couples don't live in harmony, right!? Since it is the disharmony of the couple's life, it is either your problem or your man's problem. No matter whose problem it is, whether it is a male disease or a female disease, it should be detected and treated early. If it's your man's problem, you can't put it off any longer, and then drag your youth away. Hurry up to Dr. Li to report, don't take medicine or be hospitalized, just use a silver needle to protect your man as a pillar of optimus and make a healthy man. Just like me. ”
Zhang Kunpeng is suspected of being a hooligan! The young woman gave him a blank look, quickly dodged away, and distanced himself from this guy.
At this time, the young man who ridiculed Zhang Kunpeng came up to him and whispered, "Really? Is it so magical? Is it really that no matter how strict the male disease is, Dr. Li can cure it? ”
"How strict are you?" Zhang Kunpeng.
"Stricter than you." Lad.
"Can you have me Yan zhòng?" Zhang Kunpeng.
"My kidneys are a little weak, what about you?" Lad.
"Kidney deficiency is a ball, Lao Tzu still has a problem with the prostate." Zhang Kunpeng is not left behind at all.
"Holy, compare with me, I'll make you lose rhythmically. Lao Tzu is impotent, it is because of this problem that I have had five girlfriends before and after, and now the boy is not broken. "Young man.
"It's not shameful enough to take out impotence and talk about it. Lao Tzu is congenital impotence! Zhang Kunpeng said very heartily, and suddenly, he felt that his words were a little excessive, "Huh." ,”
Everyone's eyes were on Zhang Kunpeng's private place.
Hey, it's not that small! Although it is separated by a layer of pants, the scale of the bulging can still be seen.
Zhang Kunpeng said again: "However, Lao Tzu is fine now." Why don't I pull it out and show it to you? ”
What a bird man, so evil.
"You take it out and I'll take a look." The young man said.
……
(Ask for a ticket!) Don't let my book round up to zero every month, I hope to surprise it with two digits)