Chapter 36. Ugly couple

King Jin has been a beautiful boy since he was a child, although he doesn't pay much attention to image things. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info but has the self-esteem of being a beautiful boy. A stinky beggar suit like this will never be able to wear it on himself.

Le Yi looked at King Jin's disgusted eyes, covered his mouth and smiled.

"But now that time is pressing, and you have to pretend to be like this, you have to wear clothes like this."

King Jin insisted, "Go and help me find another set of clothes, I won't wear this one to death." ”

"Doesn't Your Highness usually pick out clothes? Why did you suddenly get serious today? ”

"Because today's one is not a dress at all." King Jin was about to be driven crazy by Le Yi.

The attendant who borrowed the clothes suddenly had an idea, "I'm going to find a clean piece of old clothes." And then cut them up, wouldn't it? ”

When King Jin heard that there was a chance not to wear this dress? It was as if there was a glimmer of light in his life, and he seemed very happy, and immediately told the guard, "Hurry up and find it!" After finding it, there are many rewards. ”

When the guards heard the reward, they cheerfully went looking for clothes.

Le Yi secretly smiled in her heart, and found such clothes to tease him, but she didn't expect King Jin to refuse so seriously.

So he pretended to look at him helplessly and said, "I guess the king is about to get ready." We've got to hurry! I can't find anything else but to wear this one. ”

Looking at King Jin, who was anxiously waiting for other clothes, Le Yi smiled and said, "Then let's put on makeup first, and then wear the clothes last." ”

So he was happy to take out his makeup box, which was filled with all kinds of makeup utensils.

King Jin sat down in front of the mirror. Le Yi said: "Your Highness can't sit in front of the mirror, turn around. ”

King Jin turned around for some reason. Thinking in her heart, Le Yi must have helped herself draw an ugly face, so she didn't dare to let herself look in the mirror.

Well, it doesn't matter anyway. The so-called disguise is to become someone else, regardless of whether he looks good or not!

"Leave it to Concubine Ai! Casually! ”

So King Jin turned around and gave his face to his princess.

About a quarter of an hour passed. The guard returned.

Open the package he brought and take a look. This time the clothes were clean, obviously, the clothes of the guards in the palace.

Le Yi said: "You can't wear such clothes!" The world is already quite old clothes for us, but they are still very conspicuous on the streets of Namshu. It still needs to be processed! ”

King Jin said, "You can go to the garden and find some mud and put it on it, and then find scissors and cut this garment a little bit." ”

"Well, this way it works."

The guards went to the garden to fetch a large pot of mud, and Le Yi smeared all the mud on King Jin's rags.

Le Yi circled around King Jin, "Well, I always feel that there are still some shortcomings?" ”

The guard said, "The face is still too clean." ”

At this moment, King Jin's face was painted with a lot of wrinkles and spots, and he did look a lot older. It was completely impossible to see King Jin's originally handsome young face. But it still looks too clean.

Le Yi looked at King Jin's face and couldn't help but smile. Picked up the mud and said to King Jin, "Your Highness, I'm sorry." ”

After a while, King Jin had mud all over his face, neck, and hands, and he had truly turned into a beggar.

"Shoes are also needed, and you need to step on them in the garden."

King Jin looked at the smiling faces of the guards and went to step around the garden.

Finally, everything is done.

Le Yi also wanted to visit, so she went back to the bedroom to change her clothes and makeup.

King Jin just wanted to take a sneak peek in the mirror. I heard the voice of Wang Shao walking in from outside the door.

Those who hadn't seen him had already heard his voice, "King Jin, how about looking at the old man's dress?" ”

King Jin hasn't had time to see how he's dressed yet? I heard the guards outside laughing.

When he walked into the house, an old fortune teller appeared in front of King Jin.

On the highest part of the cheek, there is a very large black mole. He was holding a fortune-telling sign that read: Feng Shui Bagua Physiognomy.

Wang Shao's whole appearance is very witty, if it weren't for his unique voice, everyone would think that this is a fortune-telling old man who has been telling fortunes for decades.

King Jin was about to make fun of him, but he laughed first, out of breath. Pointing at the appearance of King Jin, he couldn't speak at all.

King Jin wondered, could it be that I looked funnier than him.

I quickly took out the mirror and took a look. My God, this one is unbelievable, King Jin almost fainted. This is the ugliest thing in the world.

I'm afraid it's a bit conspicuous to be ugly like this! The princess is really mad that she can paint herself so ugly. is completely unqualified to joke Wang Shao.

King Jin just wanted to find Le Yi to theorize and ask her to help him redraw. Le Yi has already put on makeup and come out on her own.

Wang Shao, seeing Princess Jin like this, didn't dare to laugh like King Jin. She's a girl, after all. I tried to hold back my laughter, and the sweat came out.

King Jin finally balanced this time. I am much better than the princess, she is the first ugly, and I am the second ugliest at most.

King Jin and Princess Jin stand together, and they are really a good match. An old beggar man, a beggar old woman. Both men had unkempt hair. The difference is that King Jin wears a hat. And the princess of Jin wears a headscarf.

King Jin's nose is crooked. Princess Jin had a matchmaker mole on her mouth and was hunchbacked.

"Hahaha, the two of us are really, a natural pair!"

Wang Shao, pretending to cough twice, said, "Then let's go!" ”

As they walked along the road, they met two little girls carrying water, sweating profusely.

King Jin pretended to want to drink water and asked the two of them for water.

One of the younger girls, said, "Go over there and fetch it yourself, we brought it from afar." ”

One of the older children said, "Let them have a drink!" ”

The little one pouted and said to the big one, "But this is the water we brought after walking for half a day." My younger siblings are still waiting for water to drink, so I can't give them a drink. ”

In fact, it's not that this little girl is more picky, because compared to her strength, she has paid a lot more luck than her sister.

It's also strange to say that the three of them wore such ugly makeup and tattered clothes, but passers-by didn't think it was strange. It can be seen that such people are everywhere.

The three of them didn't bother anymore, and the sisters didn't drink their water. King Jin smiled and touched the little girl's head, why did such a young child carry the water by himself?

"What about your parents?"

"My mother had just left my younger brother, and my father went to work in the fields."

"Isn't there anyone else in the house?" Le Yi looked at such two skinny children and felt a little distressed.

"Grandma and grandpa were sick in bed, and my uncle went to the yamen to save people. Usually it is my uncle who goes to fetch water. The older girl said.

"What a pathetic! Let's go home! Otherwise, your mother and grandmother will be worried. Wang Shao said.

The trio were almost nothing luxuriously dressed everywhere they went. Even the houses are dilapidated and low.

Finally arrived at the place where the yamen was. I saw two young men banging drums in front of the yamen.

The three of them then stopped and watched. Wait and see what the hell is going on.