The middle-aged man and the beautiful woman glanced at each other and made eye contact. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Su Cao stood in front of him, and he was a little nervous in his heart, so if it hadn't passed, it would be interesting.

As soon as he thought of this, he saw that the beautiful woman was looking at him, and the other party opened his mouth gently.

"Well, young man, your name is Su Cao, right, to speak from the heart, you just didn't have this ability, you didn't say it at all, the most basic conditions for planning copywriting, you are the most solid basic skills, however, you must know that there are many people competing for every position in the radio station, and your solid basic skills do not mean that other aspects are equally good."

"In this way, I will give you a choice, you can be an ordinary clerk in the radio station first, accumulate experience, and then do planning and copywriting when the time is ripe, what do you think?"

In fact, when the beautiful woman said this, she also felt a little unhappy in her heart, it was a waste for such a good talent not to plan copywriting.

That's why she came up with such a method, not only can the people who are scheduled be admitted, but also can recruit another talent.

Unexpectedly, Su Cao shook his head with a smile, "Teacher, I still want to do planning copywriting directly, after all, that's the job in my heart." ”

Su Cao said this, in fact, he had his own considerations.

Only by being a real planning copywriter can you further contact with radio programs, maybe you will be able to be an anchor that day, and if you are an anchor, you will have the opportunity to become a big star.

Therefore, he will never give up on becoming a planning copywriter.

In this society where handsome beauties and handsome guys grab a lot of money, if you want to get ahead, you must use your strengths and avoid your weaknesses.

As soon as she heard this, the beautiful woman also knew that this kid was a very assertive person, and he was a little disobedient.

"Then since you said so, we will come up with the next question, you know, it is very hard to make a planning copywriter, and it is also very brainpower-consuming, so the topic must be difficult, don't think I'm making things difficult for you."

Su Cao pouted in his heart, this is not difficult, if it weren't for a five-minute time backtrack, I would have been brushed down by you a long time ago.

"Okay! Teacher, you can solve the problem. Su Cao nodded.

The beautiful woman tilted her head and thought for a while, "That's it, most of the radio programs are said by the anchors themselves, and many of them need to use some small jokes, or tell a small story or something, I'll give you five minutes, and you create a small joke on the spot, of course, it can't be the kind that circulates on the Internet." ”

Create a short joke in five minutes?

When Su Cao heard this topic, his heart immediately became happy, and he said in his heart, "This is not called embarrassment, so what is embarrassment." ”

Create, create, the most brain-racking thing.

Sometimes inspiration comes like a spring.

If you don't have inspiration, your head will explode, and you won't be able to write a fart!

The beautiful woman looked down at her watch, "It's been half a minute now, and you still have four and a half minutes." ”

Don't look at it as a simple reminder of time, but in fact it is a psychological suggestion that makes you fall into a state of anxiety unconsciously.

"Joke?" Su Cao thought about it again and again, "It's a bit difficult to be original." ”

After nearly a minute, Su Cao still didn't have any ideas.

The beautiful woman on the other side deliberately reminded, "Do you want to provide you with paper and pen??" ”

This is another interruption of thought, if Su Cao replies, naturally the other party's purpose will be achieved.

"The joke only plays a role in making the audience interested in the program, and three or five minutes is enough."

seems to be a well-intentioned reminder that the beautiful woman actually put pressure on Su Cao one after another.

"Three or five minutes??"

These words made Su Cao suddenly think of the strange things that happened in the morning, as well as the entertainment system that he could summon at will.

Didn't I give a stand-up comedy collection in the lottery just now!

Stand-up comedy is a person facing a lot of audiences, and the jokes and storytellings that circulate among the people are basically the same, and the story is also very strong, a bit similar to jokes, ranging from a few minutes to more than ten minutes.

Thinking of this, Su Cao suddenly had an idea, and he came out with a shorter stand-up comedy, wouldn't it be done.

While searching for the stand-up comedy collection in his mind, Su Cao asked the beautiful woman for paper and pen.

"Teacher, I have an idea, give me a piece of paper and a pen."

The beautiful woman was surprised and felt a little incredible, creating jokes on the spot was not easy in itself, and she also deliberately used small means.

Generally speaking, non-senior planning copywriters will basically be affected, and they will not be able to create it in five minutes.

But the young man in front of him was unaffected and successfully created a joke.

It really made the beautiful woman a little unbelievable what she was looking for.

The middle-aged man also felt a little shocked at first, but after thinking about it, every successful joke has undergone a lot of scrutiny and changes.

No one can take the first version of the joke into shape and use it directly.

Although the young man in front of him can write it, there must be flaws.

On your own side, as long as you point out the flaws, the other party will have no complaints even if you fail the interview.

Stand-up comedy is ready-made, as if it was originally created by Su Cao.

Su Cao squatted in front of the stool next to him with a pen and paper, and began to write.

It only took a few minutes for Su Cao to write a stand-up comedy.

"Alright." Su Cao stood up, turned to look at the three interviewers, and said with a smile.

The middle-aged man and the beautiful woman glanced at each other, and the former said in a deep voice: "Okay, take you to write it, and then you say it yourself." ”

Su Cao agreed, put the written stand-up comedy in front of the middle-aged man, and then returned to the position just now.

In order to fight for the position of planning copywriter, coupled with the difficulties of several interviewers one after another, Su Cao also held his breath in his heart.

After going through the stand-up comedy in his head, Su Cao naturally emerged how to perform and deal with each burden.

"Nian Nian, even if you want to change it, you can't change it now."

"If you don't think it's okay, you can go back, there are still a lot of people waiting for the interview."

The middle-aged man and the beautiful woman opened their mouths to urge, but Su Cao did not reply, but closed his eyes, brewing emotions and going through the content.

Just when the middle-aged man and the beautiful woman were a little impatient, Su Cao suddenly opened his eyes, raised his right hand high, pretended to pat the shocking wood, and simulated the sound in his mouth.

"Smack!"

"Ladies and gentlemen, hello everyone, my name is Su Cao, it's my turn to amuse you today, it's a good talk, give some applause, if you don't speak well, you will listen to it."

This very peculiar opening sentence attracted both middle-aged men and beautiful women, and the two listened to Su Cao's continuation for a long time.

Su Cao smiled and bowed deeply, and made a circle, "Just a little joke with you, let's get down to business, today we are talking about the story of Journey to the West." ”

The four famous novels such as Journey to the West, the system has not been balanced, but they have become ancient books, which are not very famous."It is said that there are four monks named Tang Sanzang, Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie, and Sha Seng, and several people set off from Chang'an to go to the west to learn scriptures." Beet ~~~~' didn't fly for a few minutes, and the plane landed slowly: out of fuel. Wukong is looking for it: 'Quick, see where there is a gas station?' ’Tang Seng wondered: "Why did you just fly up and refuel?" ”"The fuel tank is small, the size of a soap box, and you can add five dollars at a time.""How much longer does that have to be added?!"It's been added more than 100,000 times and hasn't arrived, where is this western sky? No, the four masters and apprentices are combined, we have to ask for directions. Pinch the brake, "Squeak!" ~~~~" Goku came down. And lo and behold! What kind of place is this? Why is it so wild! I saw an old man hoeing the ground, so I hurried over. ”

When it came to pinching the brakes, Su Cao made a gesture of pinching the bicycle brakes, which made the three interviewers opposite laugh.

But after the beautiful woman laughed, her eyes suddenly widened and she noticed something.

The young man in front of him can not only write jokes, but even speak with the same rhythm, which makes people unconsciously immersive.

This is obviously practiced, without a few years of lip service, it is impossible to say so slippery.

And the middle-aged man also looked at the beautiful woman in surprise, and many years of radio experience made it easy for them to hear the level of a person's skill.

This young man in front of him has definitely practiced! Otherwise, someone else can say so slippery!

I'll make up!

You can speak and write, and you won't give other interviewees a chance!

Su Cao said that his state was getting better and better, his eyebrows fluttered, and he also brought some laugh-inducing movements, so that the young man on the right forgot that this was an interview at all.

Actually, this stand-up comedy needs to be performed like this.

According to the records in Su Cao's mind, this stand-up is called "Journey to the West", which is from the hand of cross talk master Mr. Guo Degang.

In the past, it was also widely circulated on the Internet, but after the system was balanced, this world no longer exists."Let's go to the Leiyin Temple and see Rulai. As soon as they arrived at the door, a group of people hula immediately surrounded them. "Master, do you want a plate?" "The Diamond Sutra, the Lotus Sutra, the Nine Yin Sutra, the graphic version, the video version, the photo version, the high compression, the high definition." "One, a hundred of them."Tang Seng's face was flat: "Retreat for me!" We take the scriptures. Resolutely fight against piracy. Ay! In this world, the Buddha's copyright fees cannot be collected. Apprentices, hurry up and go inside. ”When he saw the four people in rags, he was very surprised: "Where did you come from to ask for food?" ”The four of them hurriedly explained: "We are monks who came from the Eastern Tang Dynasty to learn scriptures. Sorry for being late. Because the fuel tank is too small. ”"What? The fuel tank is too small? "Before the four of them finished speaking, the Buddha was not happy" Didn't it have been passed a long time ago? A full set of scriptures, including illustrated recordings, and live DVs, have been passed on. The mailbox isn't big enough? ”The four of them looked at each other, very puzzled. Rulai pointed to the computer on the table, "Isn't this a light click, and all the scriptures will be emailed?" You Datang have already used my scriptures. ”

The four of them stood there, dumbfounded! ”

"Smack!"

Su Cao's mouth simulated the sound of slapping again, smiled slightly, and looked at several interviewers.

The three of them sat in their places and didn't say a word.

The young man smacked his lips a little unsatisfactorily, "Gone??" ”