The night was gloomy and oppressive, silent. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 infoIn this space with visibility of less than 20 meters, a lonely wooden house without windows, faint music comes out. An emaciated figure walked slowly towards the door.

The flickering light shone on the round table in the center of the room, Zhang Bu pulled out a stool and sat at the round table, in the dark shadow, the 12 pairs of eyes sitting around the table stared at him tightly, he took a hard puff of cigarette, leaned on the back of the chair, and raised his head slightly: "Since you want to listen, then I will tell you about my experiences." However, "He looked around, looked at the twelve people hidden in the darkness, and slammed the table! "It's all my own people, what kind of mystery do I pretend! Fangs, put your Yoremi down for me! Also, Who put "Two Tigers"? Shut it down for me!! ”

"Boss, it's been three years since you disappeared, and my brothers are very worried, it's good to come back safely, but why do you feel more obscene?" The Tiger King, who had just gone to turn off the stereo, smiled, spoke, and sat down at the table again.

Zhang is not crooked, his gender is unknown, his form is uncertain, he has lived in 12345 space since he was a child, and he thinks he is an ordinary family, but for some reason he has become the chief leader of 12345 space. The appearance is plain, the length is barely enough, and he loves to be curious and pretend to be different.

As for the 12 creatures sitting around, to paraphrase Zhang Bucrook's words: "Hehe, you don't deserve to know!" (Ladies and gentlemen, don't hit me!) I haven't figured it out yet! ）。

On January 13, 2017, Zhang Bucrook will never forget the day, the air is filled with the smell of industry, the sky is a black and white photo, he compares his hand to a frame, and he can't see the factory 1285 steps away clearly.

"It's not crooked, if you don't leave, you'll be late." A palm slapped on Zhang's shoulder, and a little girl in a big red dress came into view, "Why is it a giant panda today." ”

He has become Brother Zhang, it has been 5 years since he graduated, relying on the relationship between his parents, he has become a section chief from a small clerk in a state-owned enterprise, leading a group of people to eat melon seeds and read newspapers every day, with an income that is not enough to eat.

Zhang Bucrook always thought that his life was so simple and leisurely. What he never expected was that the turning point in his life would come so amazingly.

At noon, just after lunch in the cafeteria, Zhang Bu, who was lying on the table in a daze, looked at the gray sky outside the window, and complained in his heart about the explosive air, which was a quiet office and suddenly sounded a bell, "I want ~ What is the use of this iron rod!" I want to, what about this change~......" A phone without a number, a very magnetic boy: "Are you willing to be me?" In a daze, he was still in a daze: "Huh? You ............" "Since you promised that, then it's decided!" "Hey! I haven't finished speaking, who are you, I just asked who you are! "Beep, beep, beep......" An inexplicable phone call made him mutter, who called, could it be that the phone was virus? Now this domestic Android machine just can't work. Alas~ Waiting for the bonus to change to an iphone7, it has to be plus.

While he was thinking, "You, are you ready?" "Huh? Who's talking", "Now that we're ready, let's get started" No, isn't this the nice male voice on the phone just now? Begin? Start your sister...... Yes...... Yes...... Ahhhh......h

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In a rental house in Zhibo City, a girl who looked to be in her twenties excitedly pointed to the man lying on the sofa: "Zhang is not crooked! Don't play me dead! Don't think you'll get away with pretending to be dead! If you don't come with me to get the certificate today, I will make you a woman for the rest of your life!! ”

"Neurotic! Who are you? I don't know you! Where am I? ”

There is only one lamp on the four walls of the house, and the forehead is ...... It's the ceiling, where is it? And where did this crazy woman come from? Get a certificate? What about the man who just spoke?

"Speak!"

"Say your sister, I don't know you!"

The girl laughed angrily: "Yo, you won't admit it if you eat clean?" Good! I'm going to make you a woman today! ”

A sharp pain, suddenly spreading from the lower half of his body to his brain, rubbing! It hurts so much to be blown up!

"Ah!!!!h There was a loud bang, resounding through the sky, and the whole city felt a strong vibration.

Immediately afterwards, Zhang Buwei felt that it was pitch black in front of him, and his brain told him that it was better to faint...

"Zhibo City News, today's man Zhang had a quarrel with his girlfriend in a rental house, causing serious injuries and has been hospitalized. When the reporter arrived, Zhang was still in a coma, and it is understood that the possibility of being awake is basically zero. ”

A strange space, surrounded by pitch black, a faint white floating in this darkness. Zhang Buwei woke up slowly, thinking: I ...... Is this dead?

"Well, yes, you're dead...... Weak chicken"

"It's you again?! Get the hell out of here! Did I bite your slippers or did I eat your laba garlic? I have no grievances with you, send me back quickly! Otherwise I'm ............ I curse you not to lift on sunny days, premature ejaculation on cloudy days! it! ”

It was the nice male voice, who now felt like a plaything in someone else's hands, but he didn't know how to resist. My mind was full of questions, and I didn't know where to start.

"Want to know why? Then make yourself stronger, and one day you will understand. Weak chicken"

"Come out, hurt each other, what kind of hero is hiding and not coming forward! You see I don't bite you to death! Who's afraid of whom! Let me get stronger and see you, so what do you mean by arranging for me to die such a bombed egg? ”

"Hahahaha, I thought you could pick you up directly if you survived, but I didn't expect you to hold it for a minute, weak chicken"

"Someday I'll let you know how much it hurts!!"

The space returned to silence, and Zhang Buwei gradually calmed down from the excitement, this is when he found that a screen similar to a computer program manipulating platform appeared in front of his eyes, and on the left side of the screen was his current appearance, a ball of white light, maybe this is the soul form. He tried to look down at himself, but his vision was out of sight, and his forehead was ......, and there was nothing but manipulating the platform. It was an amazing feeling, it was dark all around, and there was only a screen in front of me.

There is a series of lists on the right side of the screen, what super strong body, peerless divine weapons, heavenly cheats, and amazing magic elixirs are only unexpected, and there are no ones that are not above. But it's all gray, and I can't turn it off.

Just as he was trying to see what else was there, the nice male voice appeared again. "Weak chicken, you'd better see what you can get now, right?"

Another sudden voice startled Zhang Buwei, "Who are you?" Where is this? What the hell happened to me? The voice said unhurriedly: "It doesn't matter who I am, the important thing is that if you want to go back alive, try to accept everything that will happen next, take a good look at this operation interface in front of you, he is your hope!" Weak chicken"

Maybe at this point, everyone is strange, is he so easy to accept all this?

The reason is actually very simple, the author is lazy to think about how I accept it, you think that I am such a severe secondary disease patient.

Zhang Bu, who was stunned for a long time, thought about the current situation, and finally decided to take a good look at this operation interface, which doesn't look like a dream or a prank.

It seems that he is using his mind to operate this interface, and Zhang Buwei may be surprised to see that the things that can be used appear at the bottom of the table, "Huh? I can exchange a body, what the hell is a slime. Oops, and weapons, wooden daggers. Can you kill a chicken? You think it's Legend! Aren't everyone else all, there is an old grandfather and grandmother, or an invincible cheat that you can learn as soon as you learn? Why didn't I? He roared in his heart, and the endless darkness and silence made him, even a soul, tremble.

"Because you're a weak chicken, hehe, a weak chicken"

"Are you talking? Dead perverts who hide up! ”

What does this next scene on the screen mean?

Our cute Zhang Bu crooked children's shoes haven't figured out what is going to happen next, but because their thoughts are drifting too fast and they are uncontrollably crossing.