"Haven't you been in this situation before?" Li Cheng wondered. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

"At least I haven't encountered it." Lan shook his head slightly.

While the two were talking, the doorbell rang, and Li Cheng stood up with some confusion: "It should be that Weiwei asked me to go to their house for dinner, but it seems to be early today?" Do you want to go over? ”

"No, I'm going to communicate with the ontology about your situation." Lan waved his hand, "Go ahead." ”

Li Cheng agreed and opened the door, and sure enough, Peng Weiwei was standing outside the door with a weird smile on her face.

"What's that look on your face? Silly? Li Cheng was furious, closed the door with his backhand, and walked to Peng Weiwei's house opposite.

"I heard that there is a foreign girl in your class." Peng Weiwei stretched out her hand to carry Li Cheng's shoulder, and then pushed Li Cheng's waist with her elbow, hehe sneered, "Then at noon, the two of you went to the grove behind the school together?" ”

Li Cheng finally realized that Peng Weiwei's state didn't seem right, usually the first thing she did when she went home was to change her clothes, either directly into pajamas, or into loose T-shirts and shorts, today she just changed her shoes into slippers at home, and the ribbons in her hair were not removed. A soft girl dressed up to hook up with herself, always feel a little embarrassed.

"How? What are you two doing in the dark woods? Peng Weiwei directly pushed him in, locked the door with her backhand, and then jumped in front of Li Cheng quickly, staring at Li Cheng's face with her eyes, and said solemnly, "I'm curious!" ”

"Uh......" Li Cheng was a little embarrassed, the actual situation must not be said, but if you don't say anything, it is easy to think crookedly about such a thing as drilling into the grove with a sister, and after thinking for a while, she said half-truthfully, "That girl is in the late stage of middle school, claiming to be a magical girl, anyway, she said a bunch of things that gods and gods are talking about, such as contracts, world disasters and the like, and I don't understand too much what is going on." ”

"That's ......" Peng Weiwei blinked her eyes and smiled slightly, "Isn't that very compatible with you before?" ”

"I can't do without you for my black history!" Li Cheng immediately blew up, black history or something, he was already very embarrassed when he recalled it, and he hated it even more when he was mentioned by others, "So what you want to say, that's good, hurt each other?" ”

"Haha......" Peng Weiwei bounced away with a smile, humming an unknown song in her mouth.

Today's dinner, Li Cheng was restless, but he couldn't say anything wrong. After eating, Li Cheng hurriedly said goodbye and went home, firstly, he always felt that Peng Weiwei's eyes were not quite right today, and secondly, he wanted to go home to see if Lan had communicated with any results.

When Li Cheng opened the door of his house, he heard a noisy game, walked into the living room and froze. I saw two people sitting cross-legged on the floor playing games, one of them was Blue, the other was Erica's mentor, the white-bearded and white-haired magician, the floor in front of them was piled up with all kinds of snacks and drinks, and Erica, dressed in a dress, was sitting quietly on the sofa reading comics, with a lollipop in her mouth.

Seeing Li Cheng come in, he didn't raise his head, but just beckoned: "Yo, young man, you're back!" ”

The old man turned his head and said hello to Li Cheng very realistically, and then the characters in the game were killed by the blue set of joint moves.

Erica looked up and smiled: "Hello Li Cheng, excuse me." ”

"What are you doing here?" Li Cheng rubbed his face vigorously, making sure he was not mistaken.

"Master Marven." Blue pointed to the white-bearded magician who was killed by a sneak attack on the game character, and said, "On behalf of the members of the Sacred Nebula Federation on Earth, come over to breathe and discuss the future behavior of the two countries on Earth." ”

Li Cheng burst into tears: "Then you are eating potato chips, drinking Coke, and playing games to discuss the future of the earth?" ”

"The future of the planet?" Lan and Master Marven glanced at each other, both of them looking confused, "Let's just exchange information about what we see and hear on the earth, where it is more fun, where there is something delicious and so on, and what does it have to do with the future of the earth......"

"Ha ......" At this time, it was Li Cheng's turn to be surprised, "Isn't it how to control the human government, how to tap the earth's resources, and how to control the earthlings?" ”

"Your heart is so big! First of all, the Pangalactic Pact stipulates that, similar to your United Nations, no civilization may interfere in the development process of other civilizations, including science and technology, culture, internal affairs, etc., without receiving a formal official invitation. Lan spread his hands, "Of course, this regulation is similar to, the key is to see if it is profitable." ”

"That's right!" Li Cheng was instantly excited, "The dark and evil aliens covet all kinds of resources of the earth, ignore the opposition of the righteous aliens, and insist on going their own way, trying to steal control of the earth. Isn't it all made up like this in movies! ”

"Then you know it's made up!" Lan gave Li Cheng a big roll of his eyes, "However, unfortunately, after a month-long observation and analysis, I found that there is really nothing on the earth that we can look at." The earth's resources are meaningless to us, the energy structure is completely different, we don't need oil or anything at all, and fusion nuclear energy is just a conventional energy source for us. ”

"Really!" Li Cheng was still unconvinced, "Is there a special resource that we earthlings haven't discovered and can't use now, but is very useful to you?" ”

"This is really not ......," Master Marven silently wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, "It only takes about ten years for us to transform an uninhabited planet of the same size into a better than the earth, and there is no pollution and all kinds of problems." Moreover, unlike the Empire, the two of us have a negative attitude towards blind territorial expansion. ”

"Uh, okay." Li Cheng felt that he could give up now, because subconsciously he felt that Master Marven was more reliable than Lan.

Lan looked at Li Cheng's expression, and continued to add a blow very maliciously: "In other words, even if you earth lick your face and paste it, we are not interested." Our world is not something you can add up! ”

"Although your statement should be true, I still feel so embarrassed as an earthling!" Li Cheng looked helpless, "Then what are you still doing on Earth?" ”

"A new intelligent species has been discovered, take a look." Master Marven put down the handle in his hand, picked up the cola and took a sip, and let out a long hiccup, "Then if there is the right person, it can be absorbed into our civilization, after all, every intelligent race has its particularity, and what kind of ability the uncivilized earthlings can show after coming into contact with a higher-level civilization environment is also what we are looking forward to." ”

"Uncivilized ......" Li Cheng was a little unacceptable, but he was helpless, after all, everyone could travel interstellarly, and the earthlings were still fighting in their own homes, "That is to say...... Just curious? ”

"So to speak." Lan stood up and patted Li Cheng on the shoulder, blinked, and made an expression that you can rest assured that I am, "If we have a plan for the earth, it is human beings, and a population base of 8 billion can still produce a lot of good students." At our level of civilization, the pursuit is the diversity of talents, and each newly discovered intelligent race can bring us different harvests. ”

"I thought you needed me to help you rule the Earth or something." Li Cheng seemed to breathe a sigh of relief, since Lan appeared, his heart has been hanging, although he didn't figure out why, but he always felt a kind of uneasiness, and now he finally understands that he is afraid that Lan will be a "human traitor" himself, and now it seems that he is thinking too much.

"If you have this idea, I won't stop you." Lan suddenly smiled and looked at Li Cheng with interest, "After all, after obtaining relatively extraordinary energy, what you will do, how to do it, and what the result will be are also one of the important indicators of whether you can become a formal student of the Void Academy." But ruling the Earth is your business, and we're not interested. ”

"Hah!" Li Cheng was stunned again.

"Tell me what you are going to do about letting you rule the earth. What are the thoughts. Lan said in his mouth, picked up a bottle of Coke and took a sip, sat on the sofa, and crossed Erlang's legs, "If you can really do it, it can be regarded as a strong stroke in your resume, and I can completely guarantee you to the highest academy of the Void Academy for further study." ”

Erica put down the comic book and looked up at Li Cheng, and said with a serious face: "If you need it, I can help." ”

"Hey...... You don't have to talk about such a terrible thing in a serious way, okay! Li Cheng was at a loss, "Using aliens' superpowers, black technology, and conspiracies to rule the earth, it makes me look like a big villain." ”

"What's so bad about villains? According to my observations over the past period of time, I found that the villains on your earth are treated too well......" Lan Bian flattened his mouth, stretched out his fingers and calculated, "Look, villains don't need to work hard to become stronger, villains are all geniuses, villains live a life of wine pond meat forest, villains have beautiful girls sent to the door every once in a while to bully, villains come with their own super god costumes, villains have a bunch of little brothers in front of the saddle and horses everywhere they go, villains can find someone to do it for them when they wipe their butts, all in all, as long as you don't provoke the protagonist, The life of a villain is really delicious. And the protagonist is not easy to do, not only are you practicing all day long, many of you don't have time to pass on your ancestry, but you also have to look at your face, because you challenge probability all day long, and a bad one is the end of ashes, I don't think your face is very good, so don't be the protagonist. ”

"There seems to be some truth in what I said earlier, but it's best to pinch the sentence about a bad face......" Li Cheng felt that he had been completely dizzy, and shook his head vigorously, "I'll talk about this later, about the state of my body, is there a result?" ”

"Hmm......" Lan was stunned, "What are you talking about?" ”

"You can't just forget, do you?" Li Cheng was stunned.

"How could it be ......" Lan Xiao waved his hand to hide the embarrassment on his face, "It's just that I was imagining the villain's beautiful life just now, and my thoughts diverged too far, and I didn't take it back all of a sudden." Regarding your body, after urgent communication with the ontology and database comparison, there is no precedent that is completely consistent. There are more similar ones. For example, the reincarnation of the remnant soul of a high-ranking monk, the seizure of possession, and so on. The body retains some of the energy of the previous life, and this highly condensed energy that has been refined will repel ordinary spiritual energy into the body before it is refined by the body. But there is a clear difference between you and them, and that is that your body and soul have not found any defects, that they are completely new and complete, and it is impossible to do this regardless of whether you are reincarnated or reincarnated. ”

"This ......," Li Cheng said with a sad face, "Then how can I cultivate?" ”

"What are you doing with your cultivation?" Lan smiled and asked rhetorically, "Villains don't need cultivation to become stronger. ”

"No kidding, sister!" Li Cheng was already angry, "Can we not mention the villain!" ”

"I'm not kidding." Lan smiled and looked at Li Cheng, "Although you can't absorb spiritual energy, your body is indeed constantly self-reinforcing, and it is faster than the seed taking effect and cultivating hard." So ontologically, you should be some kind of unknown special constitution that has been sleeping before, and then activated by the seed I implanted. So you don't need to practice mental techniques for the time being, so as not to conflict with your physique, just learn some boxing, swordsmanship and other combat skills first! ”

"You're serious!" This time Li Cheng was stunned.

"So you were born to be a villain." Lan looked at Li Cheng's helpless appearance, and couldn't help but laugh, "I don't believe that if you try to punch the wall, you will definitely be able to make a big hole." ”

"......Forehead" Li Cheng subconsciously clenched his fist, he did feel that the strength was much greater than usual, and he gestured against the wall a few times, but in the end he didn't start, first, he was afraid of pain, and second, if he really broke through the wall, he was really not good at cleaning up, of course, the key was to be afraid of pain.

"So you can go collect a wave of doglegs now!" Lan smiled and said, "I've started my own villain life." ”

Erica next to her raised her hand with a serious face and said, "I can help, do you want to go to school tomorrow and post an advertisement?" ”

"I can feel the malice of this world!" Li Cheng looked up to the sky and sighed, looking out the window with a melancholy expression, just as there was a meteor passing by, "One, two, three...... Nima, is this a meteor shower? ”

"Meteor shower!" Erica jumped to her feet when she heard this, and then immediately folded her hands, closed her eyes and began to make a wish.

Lan next to him sneered: "These little rabbit cubs are really not so easy to fool." ”

"What's wrong?" Li Cheng wondered.

"It was a space exploration team from the Eighth Galactic Empire that attacked us during the day." Lan had a calm face, holding a drink bottle in his hand, "Although they finally left the solar system under my squeeze, but looking at the current situation, it seems that they left something behind for the earth before leaving." ”