Chapter 5: The Rusty Earthen Gun (Stable Update!) Collect! )
The provocative smile of the second dog, and the hideous and distorted grimace, made the little parrot so angry that it exploded on the spot;
"Blackie! Above! Bite him! Come on! Kill! Come on! Kill! Bite him! ”
The little parrot was dressed in colorful feathers, and it stood up in an instant, jumping up and down with its wings, faintly pointing at the two dogs, screaming angrily, and yelling viciously at the back of the departing egg;
"Woohoo! ~”
The half-sized little black dog suddenly burst out of the darkness, and above a pair of green dog eyes, there were two white spots each, as if it were another pair of eyes, and rushed towards the bastard who walked to the gate, grinning fiercely, and was ready to pounce;
"Woohoo! Barking! ”
The black dog bowed slightly, waving two dog paws, grabbing traces on the ground, and screaming majestically at the two dogs behind the eggs, seeing that the eggs were about to go out, the black dog ran wildly on all fours, and pounced on the two dogs;
"Oops! I'm dripping mom! Hell, this son of a shit is crazy! ”
Seeing this, the second dog instinctively had a kind of fear, and hurriedly shouted and let go of the bastard, and inexplicably spread his body in horror and floated into the air, trembling and looking at the black dog on the ground, and drifting into the distance without looking back;
"Faith ball goods! Letter ball goods! ”
The little parrot stared up at the sky, shouting loudly with his toes high, his majestic appearance, like a battle-hardened general, scolding and swearing quite proudly;
"Woohoo!"
The little black dog pounced in the air, also raised his head and stared at the sky, a pair of dog eyes with green light, unwilling to roar loudly, as if cooperating with the little parrot;
"Silly bird! Dead dogs! I don't have time to talk to you! ”
The bastard turned his head angrily, glared angrily at the little parrot and the little black dog, and then walked out of the door with a scolding and scolding, trotting all the way after the old man, secretly scolding himself for being so anxious and confused, that he was actually angry with a stupid bird;
"Go home and see home!"
The old man did not go far when he heard the barking of the dog behind him, slowly turned around, looked at the little black dog who chased him out of the gate, smiled and waved his arm, and sent the little black dog home;
"Little bastard! Why don't you close the door when you come out? Go close the door! Don't let my little black run away! ”
Seeing that Xiao Hei obediently turned around and went home, the old man looked at the hurried bastard, complained dissatisfied, and instructed him to go back and close the door;
The cunning second dog didn't go far, he had just sucked a little bit of the bastard's popularity, and he hadn't enjoyed it yet, not to mention that he didn't have incense to worship, if he sucked a little more popularity, he would be a little stronger, and he didn't want to let go of the opportunity to work for a long time;
"Quack... Boy, Lao Tzu is here, you are Lao Tzu's opium smoke! That tastes so cool! When Lao Tzu has absorbed enough popularity, he will swallow your soul together, and when the time comes, you won't have to be afraid of those Japanese ghosts anymore! Quack..."
The two dogs laughed strangely, and the thief's heart floated in the direction of the bastard, fantasizing about unrealistic pictures on the way, talking crazy in his dreams;
"Oops! Uncle! In this poor and remote place of our village, with horns and big farts, do you still need to close the door? Don't worry! Blackie is so obedient! Can't lose it! ”
The bastard couldn't wait, so he trotted all the way, put the earthen gun on his back, hung the satchel on his body, put the flashlight in the satchel, and came to the old man, explaining while supporting the old man and helping the old man to speed up the pace of progress;
"Oops! I'm dripping mom! It's a gun! ”
The second dog rushed over excitedly, but was suddenly forced to get close by a fierce aura that seemed to be nothing, stared at the ghost eyes and took a closer look, and suddenly retreated in fright, and the ghost fog was almost scared away;
"What a terrible gun! Scared the hell! ”
Faintly, the second dog seemed to see a figure very similar to the old man, rushing to kill in a group of devil soldiers he was very familiar with, and the gun in his hand turned into a big knife and spear, killing one devil after another;
"With such a strong fierce aura, this gun must have killed a lot of people! Damn! It's scary! ”
I saw that on the earthen spear on the back of the bastard, there were dense spots of red rust, faintly, flashing dark red brilliance, and a trace of rich ferociousness escaped from the mottled red rust, and a murderous aura quietly drifted away;
"Look at you! Don't panic! Tell me what's going on! Let me, a half-buried old man, give you a timid young man like a mouse, and analyze it well! ”
The old man was a little panting, maybe his pace was speeding up, and his body bones couldn't bear it, although he was supported by the bastard, but after all, he was old, so he asked, trying to stabilize the bastard's nervous mood and let him slow down a little;
"What a thing! He can't panic! The more you panic, the more likely he is to make mistakes! ”
The old man took the opportunity to look back without a trace, and he always felt that something was following behind him, but he could not see anything, so he secretly sighed that he was really old, and had the illusion;
"What the hell is going on, you tell me as soon as possible, and let me have a psychological preparation, so that I can save the time to catch the blind, then it is really a delay!"
At first, the bastard turned a deaf ear to the old man's words, only knowing that he was pulling the old man forward quickly, and when he heard the old man's explanation later, he slowed down, raised his hand to wipe the cold sweat on his forehead, and spoke eagerly;
"Uncle! Let's do it! He's a long story! ”
Under the cold moonlight, the two dogs followed behind the two unwillingly, the old man stumbled when he heard this, and almost fell, as if he was slipped by the stones on the country road, and after standing firm, he slowed down again, hating the laughter and scolding of iron and steel;
"You letter ball! Long story short! Let's get to the point! Wouldn't that be? It's not for you to tell a story! What a shame! Say it! No longer verbose, I'll go back to the house to sleep, and when the time comes, don't blame your uncle for ignoring you! ”
As soon as the bastard heard this, he secretly scolded himself for being confused, hurriedly turned around, reluctantly pushed up his smiling face, and smiled stupidly, laughing more ugly than crying.
"Uncle! You also know this, isn't the old sow in my family going to give birth these days? ”
There was a little memory in the trembling voice, and the two dogs were behind them, quietly following with the mentality of watching the excitement;
"Hmmm! And then what? ”
The old man responded casually, a pair of cloudy old eyes fluttered, trying his best to suppress the inexplicable vigilance in his heart, and looked around from time to time, but still found nothing, and found nothing. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info