Chapter 63 The snake and scorpion tail finally revealed the bed and couch Tang Xiaoseng slashed Xiao Er with one punch
Zhang Bucrook went upstairs with the female boss Nuo Lan half-pushed, and just when Zhang Bucrook was about to enter the door, Tang Xiaoseng's voice suddenly came from behind: "Donor, can you take a step to speak?" ”
"Huh?" Zhang Bu turned his head and saw that it was Tang Xiaoseng, who was a little surprised, "This monk, do you have anything to do with me?" ”
"It's not a big deal, just a few words to say to the donor. The pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info pointed to the side as he spoke, and then folded his hands, "and asked the female benefactor to make it convenient." ”
The female boss's eyes were full of impatience, and she seemed to be a little angry, and waved her hand: "Go, go, go." ”
After the two came to the side, Tang Xiaoseng folded his hands and his body was slightly owed: "This little donor, this wilderness is such a storefront, I'm afraid it's weird, and I hope that the donor can pay more attention to safety, don't be confused by women." After speaking, he also glanced at the female boss not far away.
Zhang Bu smiled crookedly, and said in his heart: I am worried that I can't find a catastrophe for you, and you are still looking for a catastrophe by yourself. On the surface, he hurriedly folded his hands: "Thank you for this monk!" ”
Just when the two of them went to the side to talk, the female boss Nuo Lan pretended to be waiting casually, and suddenly her ears moved slightly, as if she heard what Tang Xiaoseng said, and her eyes suddenly became fierce, the little monk wants to spoil me? Thinking of this, she looked downstairs and lightly ran her fingers under her neck.
Tang Xiaoseng saw that his persuasion was fruitless, and shook his head: "Then donor, let's do it yourself." After making a Buddhist prayer, he went downstairs and went to eat fast with his disciple.
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After Zhang Buwei finished talking to Tang Xiaoseng, he continued to put his arm around Nuo Lan's waist and entered the room with a grin.
After entering the door, Zhang Bu seemed to be unable to hold back, and a princess picked up Nuo Lan and threw him on the bed. Like a lustful womanizer, he pounced.
Nuo Lan put one hand against Zhang Buxian's body that was about to pounce, and said to Zhang Buxian with a shy face: "Don't be so anxious, officials. The slave goes to change his clothes and then comes to serve you. Wait a minute. With that, he got up and left.
And after Zhang Buwei saw Nuo Lan leave the bed, he closed his eyes and pretended to be asleep on the bed, but secretly turned on the [Spiritual Perception] to monitor the other party's actions at all times.
After a few minutes, the proprietress who was supposed to appear sexy, but now she changed into a black power suit, quietly walked to Zhang Bu's side, and looked at Zhang Bu with disdain.
Slowly took out a twenty-centimeter-long dagger from behind him and skillfully stabbed it in Zhang Bu's heart.
The imaginary blood didn't gush out of the wound on his chest, and Nuo Lan looked strangely surprised.
Zhang Bu, who had not moved on the bed, suddenly opened his eyes and grabbed the hand that was still holding the dagger and did not pull it out. smiled on his face: "The female boss is so elegant, do you want to cosplay with me at this time?" Oops, are you a coss female thief? ”
Seeing this scene, after a moment of panic, Nuo Lan's face instantly became ruthless, and with a force in his hand, more than a dozen knives were inserted into Zhang Bu's chest in a few seconds. In the end, he strangely found that there was only a wooden handle left in his hand, and the blade no longer knew where it went.
"You...... You...... Who are you? Nuo Lan looked at the only wooden handle left in his hand, and finally realized that the smiling man in front of him was not so mentally ill.
Zhang Bu rode up, didn't let the proprietress make any sound, and smiled: "I really want to thank you for arranging for them to kill Tang Xiaoseng." I bothered to save it. ”
After that, Zhang Buwei took out his fire and was very happy, and killed the proprietress with a knife.
Life, as expected, is like the mellow West Lake Longjing, even if you are worth 181 catties, you are destined to be soaked in a cup in the end...... - Chen Jun********************
After Tang Xiaoseng finished admonishing Zhang Bu, he found that the other party was still obsessed, so he could only shake his head and go down again.
After eating some fast with his cheap apprentice, he went to a guest room on the first floor under the leadership of Xiao Er, "Two masters, you two can rest here for the night tonight, if you need anything, just go outside and call me." ”
Seeing Xiao Er retreat, Tang Xiaoseng cautiously said to his cheap apprentice: "Apprentice, there is a problem with this shop, you should be careful for a while!" ”
Sun Wukong smiled and patted his flat chest: "I thought the master didn't see it, don't worry, master, with me, you can sleep well, in this small shop, there are at most a few bandits." ”
Sure enough, after the two of them turned off the lights and fell asleep, a wisp of green smoke wafted in through the crack in the door.
Sun Wukong, who was sitting cross-legged on the side, had a slight stirring on his nose, a slight smile on the corner of his mouth, and disappeared into the room.
In the next second, she stood behind the shopkeeper, patted the shopkeeper's shoulder gently, and said in a milky voice: "Uncle uncle, what are you doing!?" ”
A person suddenly came out behind him, scaring the shopkeeper into a tremble. immediately looked back and found that it was the child who was following Tang Xiaoseng today, so he breathed a sigh of relief, covered her mouth with one hand, and stabbed Sun Wukong hard with the knife in the other hand.
There was no blood spilling, and there was a clash of gold and iron and a burst of bright sparks.
Sun Wukong's playful smile rose to the corner of his mouth: "Uncle uncle, what are you going to do?" I don't mind, but the maximum death penalty is three years. ”
When the shopkeeper was stunned, the door opened. Tang Xiaoseng walked out of the house, saw his cheap apprentice being held in his arms by the shopkeeper, and said with a sad and angry face: "Apprentice, I didn't expect your taste to be so heavy, alas." Forget it, respect your choice for the teacher, and you will be happy! ”
"Happiness, you big-headed ghost!" She was completely defeated by Tang Xiaoseng's brain hole as big as a dung pit, "Didn't you see the dagger with the blade on my neck?" ”
As soon as the words fell, Tang Xiaoseng's figure flashed: "Ordinary fist!" ”
The seemingly weak punch hit the shopkeeper's body.
Blood splattered, and the entire upper body of the shopkeeper became fragments on the surrounding walls.
"Master, I don't see it, why are you a monk so bloody?!" Sun Wukong waved his hand to clean up all the mess on his body, "It turns out that you are quite powerful!" Do you still need protection? ”
"How do I know that the drunk sister Guanyin that day suddenly came to Chang'an City and asked me to go to the West Heaven Da Lei Yin Temple to find my Buddha to ask for the true scriptures. I didn't know that I was given an apprentice on the way! Tang Xiaoseng sighed, "I knew that there was such a powerful thug as you, why should I practice hard all day long!" ”