"But, who said that last time I gave someone a piece of green crystal, which is unique in the world?"

Facing Yan Yifei's question, Li Rui at this time is really a big head. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

He didn't necessarily have to tell the goddess like this, "That piece of green crystal that is unique in the world of yours was eaten by me two days ago, right?"

But if you don't explain it, this green crystal thing. I'm afraid that the goddess on the other end of the phone will definitely have a small pimple in her heart.

However, at this time, I only heard Yan Yifei's words suddenly change sharply, and at the same time took the mobile phone to Li Rui and asked harshly, "Li Rui, why don't you speak?" Was that green crystal given to another woman by you? ”

"Huh? I didn't. Li Rui couldn't help but deny it.

"And where did you say the crystals went?"

"Crystal ...... It... Finally... Where did it go? Li Rui was talking and delaying time, and his mind was spinning rapidly.

He had to come up with an excuse in that short half a minute.

Oh, no. It should be that he must come up with a reasonable reason in this short fifteen seconds.

Otherwise, what awaits him will be the terrifying anger of the goddess Yan Yifei......

"Crystal ...... It... It's been dropped by me... Left at home. He finally held back a lie.

"Left at home? I don't believe it, you must be lying to me. You're definitely giving it to other women! Woo woo woo ~ I'm so sad ~ so sad! ”

In the face of the goddess's half-questioning, half-sneering language offensive.

Li Rui on the other end of the phone, one head is two big, and two heads are four big......

He has been single for 24 years. This was the first time a girl had slapped at him. And that girl is still the white rich beauty goddess that many rich second generations and official ** second generations dream of.

Yan Yifei's seductive "woo woo woo~" reached Li Rui's ears. His whole body suddenly went limp, and only one place was hard.

Dirt Dirt ~

Dirt Dirt ~

Well...... That's his teeth. It's not "dirty" at all, right?

Besides, who is born to be a non-virgin ** male? Who understands those things when they first come out?

As a man, there is always a sensitive period that is not too big or too small.

Therefore, the party Li Rui felt that even if he was politely "hard", it was actually not a very embarrassing dirty thing.

It's better than listening to a girl's phone call while finding a comfortable position and secretly masturbating there, right?

Well...... The more Li Rui thought about it, the more he made sense. Although his truth may hurt many otaku, their young and fragile hearts.

But there's no way around it.

Small masturbation, big masturbation, strong masturbation ashes......

It's time for those otaku dead housemates to have the courage to face society and life.

"Li Rui, what are you thinking? Why don't you speak? Was it exposed by me, and now my heart is empty? ”

Heard Yan Yifei's cannon-verbal question. Li Ruizhen has two big heads, four big two heads, eight big eight heads, six big eight heads, and sixteen heads......

Thirty-two ......

"I didn't, I really left it at home, really."

"Well, where is your home? We'll have dinner at home, and we'll take away my starry gold coins and the green crystals. ”

"Huh? What? You want to come to my house for dinner? My house is rented and very shabby. It's really broken. And I haven't cleaned yet, the house is so dirty and messy that I can't even eat myself. I think we'd better go to the restaurant and eat, right? ”

Hearing Li Rui's refusal and cover-up, Yan Yifei on the other end of the phone was lifeless for the first time. Some are just one, strangeness and helplessness to themselves.

Since she met Li Rui, Yan Yifei can't remember clearly, this is the first time she has been rejected by him. The third time? Or the fifth? Or the seventh?

As a white rich beauty goddess, from childhood to adulthood, how many people lined up to chase her. were rejected for all sorts of reasons, all sorts of things.

To exaggerate, even if Yan Yifei sent a message telling them to eat "Siberian roast venison" tonight. They are the second generation of rich, the second generation of officials, and they will do everything they can to get it. If nothing else, just to win the hearts of beauties.

But when it comes to Li Rui, not to mention eating Siberian roast venison and roast wolf meat. Just go to his rental house and have a light meal. was rejected by Li Ruisheng.

In front of others, Bai Fumei, who has a cold image. After meeting his sweetheart, he gradually became stupid and sweet.

If this is known by those who pursue Yan Yifei, it will definitely be heartbroken. Even biting his tongue and committing suicide is not necessarily.

"I don't want to eat in a restaurant, I'm going to eat at your house." Yan Yifei said stubbornly to Li Rui.

"Why?" Li Rui was very puzzled.

"I don't want to go."

"But why do you want to go? I only have instant noodles at home. ”

"Only instant noodles... That's also willing. Yan Yifei bit her lower lip and said softly, "As long as you are with the person you like, even if you eat instant noodles, you will be happy." ”

As a goddess, Yan Yifei originally didn't understand the true meaning of the phrase "instant noodles, happiness".

The Prince Charming in her original mind should be as handsome, chic, gentle, and perfect as in a fairy tale.

Because only such a man makes Yan Yifei feel worthy of herself.

But all these illusions were shattered because of Li Rui. To be precise, they were all replaced because of Li Rui.

In fact, those gold coins and those green crystals were just excuses in Yan Yifei's mouth. Or rather, a set of rhetoric that hides her fragile self-esteem.

The purpose is to stay with Li Rui. Even if he wakes up tomorrow, he becomes cold and strange again.

"As long as you are with the person you like, even if you eat instant noodles, you will be happy."

This warm love sentence was deeply imprinted in Li Rui's heart. It also made him finally give up resistance and send the address of his home to the goddess word for word.

Lonely widow, alone in a room.

This made Li Rui, who realized it later, suddenly feel a feeling of "sexual happiness came too suddenly".

The goddess took the initiative to invite her to come to her home.

Such a strong hint is definitely more exciting and exciting than those "goddesses want me to go to her house to repair computers" or something on the Internet!

Li Rui, who was on a whim, had already forgotten what kind of green crystal he was.

In his mind, he has been fantasizing about Yan Yifei's coming to the house, all kinds of plots.

For example, if the air conditioner is turned on too hot, let the goddess untie her clothes. For example, if you spill water on your clothes, let the goddess change her clothes. Another example is to turn on the phone by accident and play the ones stored in the phone... RB********* Dirt Dirt Dirt Dirt Dirt T