Chapter 12: The Eight Commandments of Ugliness
He was so frightened that his heart was furious, and he was careful not to approach;
"Moo!"
A low bull roar, as if responding to the two dogs;
"Whew!"
In the next moment, the second dog was picked up by the horns and disappeared into the dark night;
"Ahh ~”
The second dog listened to the wind whistling in his ears, and was so frightened that he closed his ghost eyes and danced around his limbs, and his face was full of terrified and miserable wails, and the screams were carried away by the howling wind, and he drifted farther and farther away;
"Made! These brutes are so crazy, what kind of wind do they smoke in the middle of the night, it's really damn good! ”
In the broken cave, there was a faint sound of vicious cursing from the bastard......
On the other side, the old man who was hobbling back to the house with the ugly baby in his arms, closed the door with his backhand, tied the bolt of the door with his hand, and then walked tremblingly towards the broken cave, and the little black dog shook his head and followed the old man's feet;
"What the hell? What kind of ball? ”
Just as the old man was about to go to bed, the little parrot seemed to see the ugly doll in the old man's arms, jumping up and down in the broken wooden cage, fluttering its little wings and screaming;
"What the hell? This is my grandson! What the hell are you talking about? You stupid bird! Sleep ball yours now! ”
The old man, whose thoughts were chaotic and complicated, responded angrily, with an extremely impatient tone, scolding and scolding the little parrot to sleep;
"Grandson! Grandson! ”
The little parrot chattered tirelessly, learned to speak strangely, and repeated awkwardly;
"You letter ball!"
The old man laughed and cursed and went into the broken cave, as if he did not want to entangle with the parrot any longer, and went back to sleep;
"Faith ball goods! Letter ball goods! ”
The little parrot watched the little black dog wagging its tail under the broken cage, bouncing and repeating swearing;
"Woohoo! Whew! ”
The little black dog whimpered softly, slowly crawled to the door of the broken cave, and lay on the side of the door with an aggrieved face;
"Good! Sleep! When you wake up, grandpa will give you a good name! ”
In the broken cave, the old man cautiously put the ugly doll in the quilt, lay on the side, hugged the ugly doll in his arms, covered the quilt for him, looked at the ugly doll with two eyes and a kind smile, and coaxed him to sleep in a gentle tone;
"Whoa, whoa!"
The next morning, the old man, who had not slept all night, looked at the ugly doll in his sleep amid the crowing of the rooster, got up early, made a fire, boiled some pimple soup, put it in a pot and stuffed it, cut some pickles and mixed them, and then went back to the house to see the child;
"Come, come, come! Bub! Wake up and eat! ”
The old man picked up the ugly doll, found him a tattered garment to wrap it, led him to the broken wooden table, fed him some pimple soup, and then carefully put him back on the bed, and then turned around and fed the little parrot and the little black dog, and then began to eat;
"You little piggy! Do you want to pee? ”
After the old man finished eating, he held the ugly doll, laughed and laughed in his mouth, carried the bird cage, and the little black dog behind him, shook his head and tailed at his feet, and slowly came to another room, a rattan chair, a table, and a television set on it;
"Boom!"
Listening to a crisp sound, the old man turned on the switch of the TV, and after a burst of millet flowers, the influence of black and white slowly appeared, and the first episode of "Journey to the West" was playing inside, and the old man was lying comfortably on the rattan chair and watching, with a satisfied smile;
"Come on! Bub! You see! How amazing this black box is! Look! Is there anyone else in there? Lots of monkeys! Hey..."
The old man pointed to the TV, the ugly doll stared at a pair of small eyes, and also looked curiously at the TV, a group of monkeys jumping up and down;
"Monkey! Monkey! ”
The little parrot seemed to have eaten and drunk enough, and began to toss around in the broken wooden cage again, shouting and drinking;
"Woohoo!"
The little black dog stuck out his tongue and wagged his tail beside him, and his eyes widened as he shook between the old man and the little parrot;
"Silly bird? You say, what should I give this ugly baby a name? Is it with my surname, or is it just a random one? ”
The old man looked at the parrot under the eaves and asked with a smile;
"You're stupid! You're stupid! Letter ball goods! Letter ball goods! ”
When the old man heard this, a pleasant smile froze awkwardly on the old man's face, and his wrinkled face instantly darkened;
"You stupid bird! I won't feed you at noon! ”
As if he understood, the little parrot immediately changed his voice and tone, and begged for mercy like a little human spirit;
"Grandpa! Grandfather! ”
When the old man heard this, his face turned from gloomy to sunny, and he looked at the little parrot with a doting face, smiling and scolding kindly;
"Now I know it's grandpa, it's late! Hey..."
At this moment, in the TV, the voice of Bodhi Ancestor was heard;
"I see your appearance and demeanor, like a monkey, your surname is Sun!"
When the old man heard this, he had an idea, and looked at the ugly baby in his arms, and his wrinkled old face was full of evil smiles;
"I look at your appearance, you are so ugly, you are ugly!"
At this time, there was a voice in the TV again;
"The legal name is Wukong! How is it? ”
When the old man heard this, he was stunned on the spot, and after a while, he seemed to think of something wonderful, and laughed proudly;
"That monkey has a junior brother named Zhu Bajie, who came out of the pigsty like you, so I might as well call you: Ugly Bajie! Hey... Haha..."
The old man held the ignorant ugly doll and shook it in the air, and the little parrot with a broken mouth seemed to be trying to please the old man.
"Ugly Bajie! Ugly Bajie! ”
Seeing this, the little black dog seemed to be a little unwilling to be lonely, and raised his head at the ugly doll sucking his fingers, whimpering and barking twice;
"Wow!"
I don't know if it's congratulating the ugly doll on having a name, or laughing at the weird name;
"Oops! You guys think it's a good name, too! That's great! I'm still smart! This heroic wisdom is really the same as it was back then! ”
The old man self-righteously assumed that the little parrot and the little black dog meant to compliment him on his cleverness and wit, so he was complacent;
"Oh! Oh! You've got a name! Your name is Ugly Bajie! Happy or unhappy? Come on, give grandpa a smile! ”
The old man laughed and teased the ugly Bajie;
"Ahh ~”
The immature voice of Ugly Bajie made a single syllable, looking at the old man with eyebrows and smiling, he grinned stupidly, and the crystal hara slowly drooped and dripped on the old man's clothes;
"Hey! Do you also feel good? That's good! It's your smile, why does it look even uglier! ”
The old man smiled and teased the ugly Bajie, the little parrot still pulled his throat and broke his mouth in the broken wooden cage, the little black dog stuck out his tongue and shook his head and tail, and the warm sunshine clothed them with a layer of warm brilliance. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info