I rolled over and sat up, and the skull, ho, and beauty were huddled there, staring at me. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

"What are you cramming into my house early in the morning? Skull, who allowed you in! Wait, Skull, what's wrong with your skull? ”

The skull, a large head with only bones left, took up almost half of the space in my room, surrounded by a black hood, two flames beating in the eyeless sockets, and the sides of the cheeks seemed to have been punched, and a large pit was sunken, the pit on the left that said "roll" and the pit on the right that read "egg". There were two missing front teeth, and Ho Ho was standing in its mouth with two missing front teeth, tilting his head, and the mung bean's eye bones were spinning.

"Skull, your new look is really good, hahaha, hahaha--" I smiled unkindly.

"My lord—" The skull swooped over and shouted aggrievedly.

"Skull, stay away from me, don't let me see you, you look so funny, I can't help it."

The skull couldn't make an expression, I didn't know what it was thinking, I didn't see it in the few days I took the exam, it must have been because it was too embarrassing to hide and dare not see people.

I remembered that day when my husband and I came out of paradise, and when I asked about the skull, his expression was meaningful.

This is the handiwork of the gentleman.

Who called the skull and made it bad? tricked us into a paradise, and used a fake doppelganger to accompany us, and disappeared as we walked.

However, when did Mr. become so bored that he would deal with a little monster?

Sir must have thought I was bullied by the skull, so he avenged me. I thought triumphantly.

"My lord, I'm here to report to you."

"Huh?"

"Recently, a demon slayer has been eyeing you."

"Demon slayer? I didn't provoke them. ”

I got out of bed, feeling a little hungry and ready to go to the fridge to get a box of yogurt. As soon as I opened the refrigerator door, I suddenly realized, like, it seems, that a demon slayer had died at my hands?

What happened next? I was a little emotionally broken, and a woman came to comfort me and said she was going to pay me money.

And then what? I felt like someone was being picked up.

And finally? I woke up in my own bed.

So, what about the loss of money? Was it the woman who carried me back to bed? Did I tell her about the floor of my house?

Well, I always feel like I'm ignoring something.

"Sir--" I was about to ask the gentleman, who was always with me, but was interrupted by him.

It says, "They've been eyeing you for a long time. ”

"Sir, why didn't you tell me sooner?"

"What's the use of telling you? You're still taking exams before. ”

"That's right. Is it because of that rat man? ”

"Well, although he is only a lowly demon slayer, he is indeed a demon slayer. If you kill him, someone will find you, and it is a matter of course. ”

"Demon slayers, are they already so close to me? By the way, Yueming is also a demon slayer, right? Does he have anything to do with the demon slayers who have their eye on me? ”

"Sooner or later, you're going to deal with those people, and if you want to know something, find out for yourself. Those people aren't worth my trouble. ”

"Okay. So what are they going to do? ”

"Want to know? Go out and see for yourself. ”

The gentleman refused to say anything, so I had to go into battle myself.

"By the way, sir, what kind of washing and marrowing, have I already passed?"

"Hmm."

"Then can I cultivate?"

"Hmm."

"It's wonderful. Speaking of which, sir, you are too unkind, you obviously said it was a hot spring, but it turned out to be magma! Luckily, I survived, I'm still pretty good. I said I was going to stay in there for three days, so how many days did I stay? ”

"Ten days."

"Ten days? That is, I didn't eat or drink and stayed in the lava for ten days? I'm amazing! No wonder I'm so hungry! Oops, didn't call my dad, he should be worried. ”

I hurried to find the phone. I told my dad that I would be back in five days at most, but it's been ten days, and he should be in a hurry!

"He's called."

"Huh? Did you take it, sir? What did you say to him? ”

"Don't worry about him, you'll be back soon."

"That's it?"

"That's all."

"My dad believes it?"

"I believe it."

"Didn't he ask who you were?"

"I said it's your husband."

"Poof--"

I squirted out a mouthful of yogurt.

This, this, this, it's terrifying!

I can already imagine what they were talking to.

"Hey, Yiren, didn't you say you'd be back today, why didn't you come back?"

"I'm not that human."

"Who are you, my daughter?"

"I'm his husband."

I want to cry without tears.

It's basically saying "I'm her boyfriend, I'm her husband, I'm her lover"!

I finally know why I always felt weird when I heard the word "sir" in the first place. It turns out that the problem is here!

I rubbed my temples and had a bit of a headache.

"First...... First, I'm ......."

What to do, I can't look at the title "sir" anymore.

"What are you doing there?"

"Do you know what the title 'sir' means?"

"Isn't it an honorific title?"

"Do you know what you mean when you say 'I'm her husband'?"

Looking at its bewildered expression, I knew it wasn't clear.

Hey, what a big oolong.

Forget it, I'll explain it to my dad later.

So what am I going to call it in the future? It's nerve-wracking.

"Hey, human, are you shaking your head there to express your displeasure with me?"

"No, no."

"Is there anything wrong with a man living with a woman among you humans and that woman calls him 'sir'?"

"Sir, is your gender male? Your gender is obviously male! ”

Hey, it's usually called "sir" and it's called smooth, and this one is called out again. But I've been calling Mr. for so long, and I don't bother to change my words. It's not just a title.

"Human, you, you're so rude!"

After saying that, the gentleman disappeared as soon as he slipped through the smoke.

I look at the skull and Ho, and I look at the little beauty. They were whispering something when they saw me look over, and after a while they were all gone.

I was the only one in the room in an instant.

What's going on?

Mr. ran away?

The youkai ran away too?

Why?

I sat on the bed, sipping yogurt, thinking about what was wrong. I thought about it for a long time, but I didn't come up with a reason, so I simply didn't want to. Get dressed and go to meet the legendary demon slayer first.

But who is that beauty in this mirror?

Tall figure, wearing a simple white sweater and jeans, fair skin, smart big eyes, a small red mouth, and long hair that falls down to the waist. The face is still the same face, but it's different again. The skin is so delicate that you can't even see a pore, and the whole body exudes a "fairy aura" that does not eat fireworks in the world.

Is this really me?

I was stunned for a long time, thinking that this should be the effect of washing the muscles and marrow.

But it's pretty.