Zhao Changshu and Niu Cheng couldn't help but look at each other!

Don't say it's the county magistrate, Sun Dasheng won't open the door when he comes?

I'm tired! I'm afraid the Jade Emperor wouldn't dare to say this, right?

Fortunately, it was Zhao Changshu and Niucheng who came, not Sun Dasheng, if Sun Dasheng came, when he heard this, he had to enter it immediately!

"Sister-in-law, please open the door quickly! We're not here to ask Chen Hangmen to dance the great god, we have something else to look for him! Cow shouted again at the gate.

"I said that if I don't open the door, I won't open the door, we will go to the world, and we will come back tomorrow morning, please go back!"

As soon as the woman's words fell, the red lantern on the gate went out silently. Outside the gate became dark again, and then, Zhao Changshu and Niu Cheng heard the sound of footsteps in the courtyard, and it seemed that the hostess was going back to the villa.

Niu Cheng was a little anxious, he just wanted to speak again, but he heard Zhao Changshu say loudly: "Listen, the people inside, I shouted to three, you must open the door for me!" Otherwise, I'm going to call the police to smash down your door!" ”

As soon as Zhao Changlan's domineering voice fell, the footsteps in the courtyard immediately stopped, and then a woman's voice sounded again: "Hmph, you guys are too unreasonable, right?" Is it just because you are the county magistrate and the town mayor that you can casually let people smash the people's homes? ”

"Hmph, of course we won't smash the doors of ordinary people for no reason. But Chen Hangmian is already suspected of violating the law by deceiving the public, pretending to be a god and playing ghosts, and engaging in feudal superstition! According to the relevant laws of our country, he should be detained by public security! Zhao Changshu said solemnly.

"Is it illegal to treat people?" The woman said.

"Of course, it is not illegal to treat people, but it is illegal to engage in feudal superstition and bewitch people! Now give you three seconds to think about it, a ??????" Zhao Changshu began to count without hesitation.

Zhao Changshu was not joking with the hostess in the courtyard, if the other party really didn't open the door, he would really call the police to smash the other party's door immediately!

Although the gate in front of him couldn't stop Zhao Changshu, he was the county magistrate after all, and he had no right to enforce the law. So, he had to call the police.

Zhao Changshu originally thought that the other party would hesitate, but he didn't expect that he had just finished shouting "one", and shouted to the other party: "Okay, okay, don't shout, it's really an official who crushes people to death, I'll open the door for you." ”

Before the woman's words fell, the red lantern on the upper floor of the gate lit up again, and then the sound of footsteps sounded again in the courtyard, but this time the footsteps were getting closer and closer to the gate. Obviously, the other party has come to open the door.

The door was finally opened, and a woman with a's face still standing in front of Zhao Lance and Niu Cheng.

I saw that the woman glanced at Zhao Changshu and Niu Cheng, and then said: "I've heard of the domineering president, but I really haven't heard of the domineering county magistrate, today is considered to be insightful, come in." ”

As the woman spoke, she turned and walked towards the door of the villa, followed by Zhao Lance and Niu Cheng. In an iron cage in the corner of the courtyard, the Tibetan mastiff's cry of "Wangwoo Wang" came again.

"Moutai, shut up!" Zhao Changshu shouted at the Tibetan mastiff. The Tibetan mastiff immediately shut up and stopped calling, just staring at a stranger not far away with a pair of dog eyes in the dark, probably this guy was wondering in his heart, how did he know that my name was Maotai?

The woman led the two directly into the living room, and said to them with a cold face: "Chen Hangmian has gone, you can wait here." ”

Zhao Changshu couldn't help but be stunned, and thought to himself: "Could it be that Chen Hangmen has really wandered away?" Grass, he's gone to Yunyou, and we're still waiting here for a fart? ”

"Hehe, sister-in-law, you lied to us, I've heard people say that Chen Noodles has been at home these days. Where did you go to Yunyou? You hurry up and get him out. Niu Cheng said.

"Chen Hangmen is not traveling in the world, but in the sky. Last night he played a game of chess with Taishang Laojun, and he didn't finish it, so he went to play again tonight. This game of chess is very important to him, if Chen Xiangmian can win, he will be able to get five elixirs, and he will be able to save many people's lives. The woman said with a cold face, as if what she said was true.

Zhao Changshu couldn't wait to slap this woman in the face. Even bragging, you have to be a little sideline, right? This woman's words are too boundless.

"And when will he be back?" Niu Cheng asked, staring at the woman's face. The reason why he stared at the woman's face was not because he fell in love with her, but because he wanted to judge whether this woman's spirit was normal. He now seriously suspected that there was something wrong with the woman's spirit.

"I don't know. This has something to do with Taishang Laojun's state of chess tonight. If Taishang Laojun is in a good state tonight and always doesn't admit defeat, Chen Xiangmian will come back later, maybe for several days. If Taishang Laojun is not in a good state, he will admit defeat early, and he will come back earlier. If you want to wait, you can keep waiting, and if you don't want to wait, you can leave at any time. I'm going to rest. As she spoke, the woman really wanted to rest.

However, at this moment, the woman suddenly saw Zhao Changlan, who had not spoken since entering the villa, suddenly walked to a room, stretched out her hand and pushed the door of the room open!

"What are you doing! You can't go in there! How do you break in? As the woman spoke, she was about to stop Zhao Changlan, but Zhao Changshu had already stepped into the room!

This is a restaurant, there is a small round table in the middle of the restaurant, there is a hot pot on the small round table, next to the hot pot are green vegetables, dipping sauces, and a bottle of Feitian Moutai, the hot pot is steaming, the hot pot is simmering under the hot pot, and there is a strong smell of dog meat floating in the room.

There was a man sitting next to the small round table, who couldn't tell his age, with white hair like snow, a half-foot-long long hair floating under his chin, his face was full of red light, sweaty, eating dog meat and drinking wine, and after seeing Zhao Changshu and Niucheng entering, he didn't even raise his eyelids.

Zhao Changlan rushed at the man in front of him, and couldn't help but be stunned! The appearance of this man in front of me is really weird! Looking at the face, it should be in his forties, but looking at the hair and beard, it seems that he is already an old man!

"Could it be that this guy is a young bald? But what's the matter with his beard? Even if he had grown a beard since his mother's womb, he wouldn't have grown that long until now, right? Zhao Changshu couldn't help but think in his heart.

Zhao Changshu was stunned, but he heard the woman who came in with his heels and said to him angrily, "What are you doing? Even if you're a cadre, you can't just mess around in someone's house, right? ”

"Didn't you say that Chen Hangmian has gone to the sky and has already gone to play chess with Taishang Laojun? So who is this in front of you? Zhao Changshu said.

Although he was talking to a woman, his eyes looked at the man who was drinking wine and eating meat.

"I learned the doppelganger spell three years ago, and what you see now is just one of my doppelgangers. Sit down, what the hell are you looking for me? ”

The man finally raised his head and glanced at Zhao Changshu and Niu Cheng, and said indifferently. After speaking, he turned his head to the woman and said, "You go out first." ”

The woman got up and left.

There were chairs in the restaurant, and Zhao Changshu was not polite, so he stretched out his hand and pulled a handful, sat down, and then asked, "You are the legendary Chen Noodles?" ”

"Yes, it's old decay." Chen Noodles picked up a hot piece of dog meat and put it in his mouth, then took another sip of the wine glass, and then chewed it slowly.

Zhao Changshu looked at Chen Hangmen's awesome appearance, and suddenly wanted to laugh, he has seen a lot of people who can pretend to be forced, but it is the first time he has seen someone like Chen Hangmen. Grass, even the clone has been trained! How capable is that?

"It seems that Comrade Chen Hangmian is really powerful! Even the legendary Sun Dasheng is probably not your opponent! I think that at the beginning, when I watched "Journey to the West", when Sun Wukong needed to go to heaven, the doppelganger left on the ground was like a statue, and he couldn't even move, and Zhu Bajie only shook it when he touched it. I can't imagine that Comrade Chen Noodles's doppelganger can still drink wine and eat meat! Awesome! Terrible! Zhao Changshu said with a smile.

"Hehe, although Sun Dasheng's mana is strong, but compared to me, it is indeed a little worse, he is now fighting to defeat the Buddha, practicing in the West Heaven, a few days ago I went to the West Heaven to do business, and I once had a discussion with it, but his seventy-two changes were completely defeated by my one hundred and eight changes." Chen said with a smile on his face.

"I ??????" Zhao Changshu was almost choked to death by Chen Hangmen's words! After breathing a sigh of relief, he said again: "Excuse me, how old is Comrade Chen Xiangmian this year?" ”

"Lao Yu is still very young, but only eight hundred years old." Chen Hangmian said leisurely.

Zhao Changshu almost fell to the ground! Eight hundred years old? Still young? I didn't brag like that.

"But when I look at Comrade Chen Hangmian's face, it looks like he's in his forties. Take out your ID and I'll take a look. Niu Cheng said with a cold face. He couldn't stand this old man anymore, and wanted to expose his tricks to his face.

"Correct one thing for you first, please don't call me comrade, please call me Immortal Chief!" Chen Hangmian said.

"Okay, then ask Immortal Chen to take out your ID card and I'll take a look." Niu Cheng said again.

"On my ID card, it is only my earthly age, and it does not represent my real age. Three years ago, I traveled to the Heavenly Court and met Zhenyuan Daxian, who made me practice in the sleeve of his robe for 800 years. The eight hundred years of Zhenyuan Great Immortal's robe sleeves are only equivalent to eight days in the outside world! So, my real age should be 800 years. ”

As soon as the old guy finished speaking, his mouth suddenly said inexplicably: "It's broken!" This move stinks! This game of chess is going to be lost! ”

Before Zhao Changshu and Niu Cheng understood what kind of nerves this old guy had, they heard Chen Hangmian explain again: "My doppelganger spell cultivation is not proficient enough, talking to you just now affected my real body to play chess with Taishang Laojun, and I just fell into the wrong place!" Alas, I'm going to lose this game of chess! ”

Niu Cheng couldn't stand Chen Noodles' Hai Blowing God, so he slapped the table and shouted, "Chen Noodles!" Can you be normal! Believe it or not, I'm going to have you arrested right now? ”