36 Treat yourself to wine

The love for horses is something that I have in my bones, and it is also the common trait of most men, like conquest, speed, and passion. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info

There are old rivers and lakes in the martial arts who have filmed circus, and after getting along with the horse simply, they can ride and jog, I am very envious, but I can't rush to come.

The teacher who taught me to ride a horse was called Timur Ribukh, a pure Mongolian man, with a square face, dark skin, and a strong body, a real old rider, who is said to have been messing around on horseback since he was five years old, and is the most skilled of several riders who came this time.

His Mandarin is not very standard, and his tone is strange, but fortunately, I am from the northwest, and some dialect words are not stressful for me, and I quickly became familiar with them.

I thought he had a long name, so I took it upon myself to call him Teacher Timurhi, and he didn't think there was any problem, but patiently taught me, "Horses, like people, are spiritual, you can't be an animal, you have to be a friend, a friend, in order to be together for a long time." ”

Timur taught me to start with the harness, bridles, saddles, belly straps, stirrups, which are the most basic, every rider must do the inspection before getting on the horse, if there is a problem, there is a possibility of falling off the horse.

Timur pointed to my crotch and said, "It's not good to fall off and be stepped on by a horse, you know?" ”

I laughed and thought Timur was a treasure.

The day before, he only asked me to feed the horse, brush the bristles, and let the horse drink, but he was not allowed to ride.

I was in a hurry, and everyone else started riding.

Timuri said: "It's different, your people say that the horse you are given must be white, the fastest to run, the best, and the best I have here is Xiaohua, but his temper is not good, if you ride it rashly, he will fall you." ”

Florets? This horse is called Little Flower? I looked down into the middle of the horse's hind legs. Timuri said: "Oh, I said that it is called Xiaohua, it must be a mare, don't go to the back to look, otherwise I will kick you." ”

I was told the central thing, hehe giggled.

Timur said: "Horses are like people, you have to treat them like friends, he will be shy, you have to take your time to ride." It's like if you're looking for a wife, you have to get close to her slowly before you can ride her, and if you want to ride her the first time you meet, she'll bite you. ”

I'll go, Timur is not only a treasure, but also a waste. I asked, "Teacher Timuri, are you married?" ”

"Of course I'm married, I'm so old, huh? Haven't you ever seen a woman? Oh, you invite me to drink, I can show you Xiaohua, horses are the same as people, they also have membranes, and they will bleed the first time. ”

Well, this Timur is not only a prodigal, but also a slut.

The mount of the helmsman of the Heaven and Earth Society, of course, must be the best, and the white horse is a hero.

However, considering the danger of horseback riding, it is natural for a stand-in to fight right away.

Looking at Xing Ye's "Wu Zhuangyuan Su Qi'er", there are filming highlights behind, Xing Ye's horse riding scene was filmed while sitting on a walk-behind tractor, he held two reins in his hands, his body swayed from side to side, and the scenery behind him moved back quickly. When you cut to the distance, you will see a stand-in running on horseback, which can give the audience a hint that this is Xing Ye riding a horse.

The crew did the same thing this time, but the technology was more mature than ten years ago, and they made a few prop horses, which were dead. When a close-up is taken, it is the actor himself. When cutting the vision, it depends on the skill of the stand-in.

Originally, the crew decided to invite professional equestrian stuntmen to come, but considering the budget and time, they decided to train me on the other hand. Of course, there is Mr. Hu's selfishness in this, if I don't learn to ride a horse, I will never be, it is better to take this opportunity to study hard, and I can use it in the future.

As for how much I can learn and how much I can learn, it depends on my personal comprehension ability.

Professional equestrian performance stunts, just like the horse battle in "Water Margin", the actor grabbed the horse's tail and jumped up on the horse's back, or got off the horse's back with his body, just like Hu Sanniang's capture of the king dwarf tiger who pulled the belt and lifted the horse, all have professional skills.

The crew designed more skills than the Water Margin this time, and of course, the shooting techniques are more advanced, with aerial drones and land autofocus machines at the same time. Three mobile booms are used together, after all, when it comes to the final battle, it will definitely give the audience a good show.

At the end of the evening, I asked Timur to drink, which was also helpless, to learn Timurri's horse skills, how to do it without paying. Timur ran around the set, it was a real unity of man and horse, and during the gallop of the horse, he grabbed the saddle and jumped up and down, hid in the belly of the horse, and came up from the other side, all with the strength of his feet, without using his hands. He stood on horseback with his feet and his hands flat in the shape of God.

Horses are not motorcycles, horses are crazy when they run.

Master said, "If you learn all the techniques of Timurri, at least you don't have to worry about starving to death in the future." ”

There are not many good drinking places in the town, that is, barbecue stands, according to my plan, I and Timur are two, a hundred yuan to die, right?

However, I was wrong, the horse masters were all collective, except for a few uncles who wanted to guard the horse farm and did not come out, the other four big men followed, hee-hee-ha, thank you Han brothers, please drink.

I regretted it when I boarded, I didn't have any money, what kind of big-tailed wolf? Even if it is the cheapest barbecue stall, a string of lamb skewers with the thickness of a little finger costs three pieces, and these six or seven big men, a hundred are not enough to see.

A hundred is 300 pieces, and if I eat 200 pieces, it is 600 pieces, and I have a total of 700 pieces left on me.

There is also wine, a glass of the most inferior draft beer also costs five yuan, look at the belly of those horse masters, that is massive, three glasses of wine for one person are appetizers, and one person has at least ten glasses.

This situation made me secretly bitter, not that I was reluctant, the key was that I was afraid that the checkout money would not be enough and I would lose the face of the Han people.

But everyone is walking on the road, and I can't do anything to turn around and go back, so I will be crossed, gritted my teeth and insisted, first save face, and when the money is not enough, I will call my cousin. He got more than 100 group performances that day and made a lot of money, so he borrowed him first.

With this plan, it is not stingy to go to the barbecue stall, on meat skewers, tendons, and kidneys.

Although the Mongolian man is bold, he is still more restrained when he first sits down, looks at the surrounding environment, thinks that the barbecue stall of the Han people is not good, and says that there is a chance for me to go to their league and let me see the real Mongolian roast sheep.

On the draft beer, it is not beautiful to drink a sip, this draft beer is boring, it is cold, not strong enough.

It's just right, the beer is boring, so I put on the liquor, fifty-two degrees Xifeng, a bottle of thirty yuan, three bottles can definitely put down a few Mongolian men.

The price is also low.

However, I was wrong, and Timur said, "This wine glass is too small to be bold, and the two wines are mixed together to make it taste." ”

Saying this, and doing this, take a sip of the draft beer cup, pour the liquor into it, mix it according to the amount of four to one, taste it, laugh, this is enough taste.

Eating mutton, drinking mixed wine, listening to them talk about Genghis Khan's majesty, after three glasses, I felt that I had changed, people became smarter, my head became more flexible, I hooked up with Mongolian men, and everyone called my brother.

I said to them: The Mongols are all good, and they fight the world on horseback.

Timur said, "This is true, I can ride on a horse for three days and three nights without coming down, eating, drinking, and sleeping on horseback."

Eating, drinking, sleeping on horseback, I can imagine. Can this pull? I shook my head in disbelief, how could the horse pull it out when it ran upside down?

Several Mongolian men laughed, and Timuri said, "Don't for a few minutes, you can make the horse stop, if you have to on the horse's back, it's not impossible, run slower." ”

I drank too much and laughed, "So, a nation on horseback, can do anything on horseback?" ”

Timuri smiled, "If you ride a horse and hold your little sister, it's not impossible." Think about it, you hold your sister, her thighs are wrapped around your waist, and the horses run up and down, and you save all your strength. ”

I'll go, and there's still this saying?

Another round-faced man smiled, pointed at Timuri and asked, "Hey, do you often spend time on horseback with Surina, ho, up and down?" ”

As he spoke, he made a horseback riding motion on the bench, as if he really had a girl in his arms.

Everyone laughed, and Timuri first said no, and then admitted, "It was a long time ago, when our flock was still there, and Suzhna was only sixteen years old, the most beautiful age, and I sent her to school...... She crouched on the back of the horse, her skirt covered, and she met Uncle Amugulang and greeted us. It was after that time that Surina couldn't do without me, and she often came to me on horseback. ”

Timur said that several others laughed and raised their glasses, "Congratulations!" ”

After two more drinks, I felt empty and a little heavy, not sure if it was a feeling of drunkenness, but I felt that everything around me was so good.

Timuri patted me on the shoulder, "My brother, have you found your own Surina?" You can also try it on horseback. ”

My Surina? I think of Qin Zhen, think of her slender waist and tight buttocks, if she is also lying on horseback? I was a little dizzy and couldn't imagine what it was. But Zhao Ling'er, all I can imagine, she knelt on the chair, holding the windowsill with her hands, isn't it like she is lying on horseback?

Zhao Ling'er's buttocks are round, which is the difference between her and Qin Zhen.

My cousin said that a girl's buttocks are compact and curvy, while a young woman is round and full.

Belch...... I think I drank too much.

I used the only reason to settle the bill, and the boss said eight hundred and five, the first time you came, it was eight hundred.

I only had seven hundred in my pocket, took it out, and put it on the counter, "Boss, I owe one hundred, give it tomorrow." ”

The boss shook his head, "Brother, you are stupid, the Mongols are richer than you." ”

I waved my hand, "That's not the reason, today I'm please." ”

The boss's expression was a little embarrassed, which made me unhappy. I reached out and touched myself, and there was nothing of value except for my phone. However, I felt that there was a pendant hanging around my neck, which was a commemorative jade ring given to me by Qin Zhen.

I took it off and put it on the table, "This jade ring was given by my girlfriend, the original price is 1,000, and I will redeem it tomorrow." ”

The boss hesitated slightly, then said yes.

I turned around and walked towards the stall, laughing, "You sang a toast just now, it's very good, I'll have a song now, listen to it." After speaking, he posed, and made a striking gesture with both hands, "Knock times, the vast end of the world is my love......"