018 JQ of the editorial department
In the morning, the fritters updated a Weibo: She smiled at me. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
Just five simple words, plus a full stop.
But it was sprinkled with a large bag of dog food.
Youtiao is the editor-in-chief of the urban group, and there are many authors under him. Early in the morning, those authors were all fuss when they saw his updated Weibo.
One of the [Great God Group] even exploded:
Don't think that the great gods are like the "nerds" in their student days, each one is more diligent than the other. NO, NO, NO, many gods have "procrastination" and "lazy cancer".
The great god is actually very watery, and the great god is actually very dissolute, don't believe it-
Drunk on the battlefield: 666666
Qin Xiaoyao: The old fritters are sending dog food again/Bad laugh
Cat who loves fish: There are also girls who can't catch up with old fritters/surprised
Bright Moon: +1
A thousand glasses of wine: Who is my sister-in-law, ask for a side photo!
Scrambled eggs: me! How many bases? The fritters won't even touch the girl's hand yet/Sympathy
Cat who loves fish: My big fritters are actually shy when / funny
“……”
These gods were communicating, and fritters popped up coldly.
Churros: Cool to say?/Smile
Fritters: It's all code words.
The user was drunk and lying on the battlefield and has been banned from fritters for five minutes
User Mingyue has been banned from fritters for five minutes
The user's thousand glasses of wine have been banned from fritters for an hour
The user's fish-loving cat has been banned from fritters for five hours
User Qin Xiaoyao has been banned from fritters for an hour
The user's scrambled eggs have been banned from fritters for five hours
The drunk battlefield that was lifted five minutes later: I just said 6666666, editor-in-chief, you are ruthless!
Churros: What time is it, huh? On the battlefield, have you landed today?
Drunk on the battlefield: / Crying
Mingyue, who lifted the ban five minutes later: Don't mention your sister-in-law in front of the editor-in-chief in the future, the editor-in-chief will be shy~
Youtters: Mingyue, what are the remaining 6,000 words you have today?
Mingyue: My sister-in-law is a cinnabar mole in the heart of the fritters, and she can't mention it, and she will be mad when she mentions it.
Churros: / smile
Admin fritters have turned on the all-staff mute mode.
Even if the other gods circled and forked thousands of times in their hearts, they couldn't say a word, and they were banned, and the fritters were nirvana!
The gods secretly thought: It's no wonder that your sister-in-law likes you like you, no wonder you're still in the crush stage, and you can't marry for the rest of your life/Uh-huh
Anyway, churros have been a bit strange lately. No, it should be the fritters that have been strange for months. Probably since last winter, the Weibo of the fritters is no longer just a place to promote the new book of the great god and the daily pet exposure, but has inserted some sentences with a strange style.
For example:
X YEAR X MONTH X DAY: She was dressed in apricot yellow and walked into the end of my heart
X-Y/X/X: I saw her sleep-deprived dark circles and was distressed / but cute
X-Y-X-X-X: Addicted to her pear vortex smile
X year X month X day: In my most beautiful years, I met the most beautiful her
……
There are more than a dozen such Weibo posts, and the delicate author deduces that the fritters are secretly in love with a certain girl.
The leopard next to him patted the fritter on the shoulder and showed a wicked smile: "Who is she?" Tell us about it? ”
Colleagues scrambled to figure out the words of the fritters. In fact, these colleagues are approaching this year, but the fritters have never been married, and the eyes of the girls in the company will always be on the fritters. Only when the fritters are married will they have their spring.
Fritters knowingly asked, "What she?" ”
"That's her!" The leopard squeezed his eyes, "That ...... on your Weibo"
The tiger also said, "Dude, it's too boring. Whoever of us has been working in the same office for five years! ”
The lion said: "If you like it, chase it, what's the point of posting news on Weibo like this." She couldn't see it again. ”
The fritters were indifferent: "I'm chasing." ”
"What!?"
"Is it our company?"
"Or is it from outside the company?"
"Male or female?"
"You're not kind to you!"
"Let's go to work." Churro changed the subject: "Thinking about how to deal with the new president tomorrow is the key." ”
Speaking of this new president, everyone's hearts suddenly felt heavy.
Every time the company changes its top, they have to adjust their strategy accordingly.
The leopard sighed: "Anyway, don't send a two-hundred-five who doesn't understand anything but is arrogant." ”
The tiger sighed: "You still don't know? Everyone said that the president of this airborne landing was Ling Qianjun, the eldest young master of Kaiyuan, the one who had a car accident a while ago. ”
"That Diamond King?" The lion said depressedly: "I heard that he is a playboy and has a relationship with many actresses in the entertainment industry, and my goddess Ji Qinglan seems to be his girlfriend." ”
The three of them sighed at the same time, as if the future was bleak. Kaiyuan directly descended on the related household, and the related household is likely to be the future big boss, but everyone doubts his ability. After all, engaging in literature, creating and playing with women are not the same.
The fritters, who had been silent, spoke: "Do ours." If he tosses blindly, he will also ruin his own inheritance. ”
"That's right, you can only block it with soldiers, and the water will cover it."
……
Apricot was slowly sucking soy milk, the editor-in-chief of the second group, Shiitake Mushroom, who had just come to work, held a mobile phone in his hand, put down his bag and sat on the office chair, and the thief said to Apricot strangely: "Look, apricots, spring is coming, everything is recovering, and fritters are beginning to think about spring!" ”
Apricot leaned over to take a look, only to see that the verified Weibo of the fritters [Youtiao Soybean Milk] published an update: She smiled at me today.
"Who is she?" Apricot asked.
"I don't know." Shiitake said: "I didn't expect that our company's Sicao also has a crush, and it's really a happy thing to be crushed by fritters!" ”
Shiitake mushroom's hands are ten, and her eyes are full of love, as if the person she has a crush on is her.
Apricot nodded, the fritters really stand out among the male frequency editors, especially the fritters holding soy milk are even more charming.
"Apricot, why are you so indifferent?"
"Anyway, it's not me who you have a crush on." Apricot is very self-aware.
Shiitake is still talking to herself guessing that the fritters may have a crush, and Apricot logged on to her QQ. Just opened QQ, a message popped up.
The fritters initiated a conversation with the apricots through the [Kaiyuan Editorial Group], and the content of the conversation was the QQ number of the water and the sky, and the apricots were overjoyed, and then I remembered that the fritters introduced a great god to her yesterday.
Kaiyuan's editors are all in the same group, but Apricot didn't add the QQ of the oil strip, and just about to add him, the fritters dumped her with a message: a city number plus a sentence, I WeChat, you can contact in the future. I don't use the Q sign much.
Apricot didn't think about why she wanted to contact her in the future, but she still added the other party's WeChat and replied: The great god has received it, thank you Brother fritters! -。 =
Churros: You're welcome / smile
On the third day of the post, Jiang Weisheng opened the backstage of the Changxing Girls Network, looked at the data, and continued to grow.
Two new comments have been added to it, and one of them goes like this: Very well written, the author is greatly cheered! As an old bookworm, the first time I saw an online game written about it, the subject matter was very novel. Confess and smile!