When the cold crescent moon slowly crawled to the sky, in an overgrown horn, there was a sound of Xixisuo, a black ghost mist rose into the air, and after a while, it turned into the appearance of two dogs, and the sound of scolding and scolding also sounded;

"Damn! It's really a bad year! In this broken village, the people are not good, but those animals, all of them are as if they have become essences, they are simply demons! ”

At a glance, the second dog seemed to remember something terrible, his soul trembled involuntarily, the dark red ghost eyes revealed a look of fear, and he looked left and right with fear, and after finding that there was nothing unusual around, the dark cyan grimace suddenly became hideous and distorted;

"Humph! This account that hurt Lao Tzu's soul, Lao Tzu will have to settle accounts with you sooner or later! ”

The second dog was thinking wildly, and one day the picture of the villain's ambition, imagining the brave scene of the ghost, gritting his teeth and shouting with hatred, and then with a bitter face, looking up at the high hanging crescent moon, his grimace twitched, and the ghost screamed full of resentment;

"Alas! Basking in the moonlight every day to heal the wounds, this is miserable, even the moonlight is gone, isn't this forcing Lao Tzu to break into the tiger's den in Longtan! Alas! Why is Lao Tzu's life so bitter? When I was alive, people didn't look like people, ghosts didn't look like ghosts, but now I'm a ghost, but I don't even look like a ghost! ”

The two dogs floated in the air and looked around, after looking left and right, they sighed helplessly, and cautiously drifted towards the small village, as if the devil had entered the village along the way, with a cautious and vigilant look, and the ghost looked around;

"It's New Year?"

Looking at the newly posted couplets in every household, the two dogs muttered to themselves with a puzzled face, and their souls floated aimlessly, but their hearts were touching, remembering the joy and joy of the New Year before their deaths, the dark blue grimace face, and the red ghost eyes were blurred;

"Humph! Chinese New Year! Lao Tzu also celebrates the New Year! Today, I have to open the meat, suck the popularity to the full, have a big smoking addiction, and have a fat year! ”

The second dog gritted his teeth and muttered, his red eyes fluttered in the wind, at this moment, a strong and pungent pig dung gas, arrogant and domineering with the wind, into the nostrils of the second dog, smoked him and retreated, the familiar pigsty came into view, so angry that he scolded;

"What a bad luck! Why did you come here again! ”

The second dog looked around with palpitations, and the howling cold wind mixed with snowflakes fluttered through the soul of the second dog, and there was nothing else;

"Forget it! Let's change it! This big rooster is too special to be evil! ”

The second dog muttered and turned around, and was about to leave, but suddenly heard a familiar voice coming from inside the wall of earth and stone;

"It's the New Year! I hope God will bless my daughter-in-law and children, bless her to give birth to a big fat boy in the coming year, inherit the family lineage, and continue the incense! Hey..."

The bastard squatted in the yard, took out a match and prayed quietly;

"Whew!"

With a soft sound, the phosphorus fire sparked in the air, and a bright yellow flame was burned, and the eggs ignited the dried bud leaves, and stuffed them under a pile of cypress branches;

"Whew! Cracking sound! ”

In the bright yellow firelight, the turquoise cypress branches burned and crackled in the flames;

"Damn! It's better to choose a day than to hit the day! Since Lao Tzu made the gods float here, that is what God means, so Lao Tzu simply obeyed the will of heaven and sucked this kid dry, which can be regarded as revenge for his big rooster who hurt Lao Tzu! Well! That's it! ”

The second dog muttered to himself about the evil reason, deliberately bypassed the gate attached to the brand new door god, floated over the wall, and searched for the hateful big rooster with a pair of ghost eyes, so as not to suffer again;

"Big! Gone! Quack quack..."

The two dogs floated into the yard with a smile, swaying and drifting towards the bastards;

"Giggle!"

Suddenly, a loud rooster crow came from the corner of the courtyard, which frightened the soul of the two dogs to tremble violently, and they floated back like a great enemy, rushing towards the bastard in a panic, and at the same time turned their heads to look in the direction where the rooster crow came;

"Damn! You damn cock! You're not honest in the coop! ”

In the wooden chicken coop, the big rooster walked back and forth, a pair of cross-eyed eyes stared at the two dogs, and he scolded angrily;

"What's it called? You have the ability to come out and bite me! Damn it! ”

The two dogs pretended to approach the chicken coop, scolding and grimacing, and provoking the big cheaply;

"What the hell is your dead chicken called, scare Lao Tzu!"

The bastard picked up the flash thunder and stuck it in the snow, and when he was about to light it, he was startled by the sudden rooster crow, and suddenly opened his mouth to scold in an unkind tone;

"Did you hear that, the letter said it was going to stew you, quack..."

When the second dog heard this, he gloated and laughed;

"Giggle!"

The big rooster seemed to understand the second dog's nonsense, and his chicken feathers exploded instantly, stretched out the chicken's neck, and roared at the second dog;

"Slightly!"

The second dog stuck out his tongue at the big rooster trapped in the chicken coop, and then turned around and pouted his ass and shook it from side to side, looking like a cheap person who can help me;

"Made! You dead chicken, if you don't want to live, just give Lao Tzu another call, and see if Lao Tzu doesn't stew you! ”

The frightened bastard, who was frightened again, looked impatiently in the direction of the chicken coop, cursed and threatened angrily, and then turned around and raised a bamboo pole, one end of which was tied with a firecracker;

"Huh! He's going to set off firecrackers! It's fun! Quack quack..."

Seeing this, the two dogs immediately abandoned the big rooster with great interest, and spread their soul bodies and floated to the eggs;

"Whew! Boom, boom! Cracking sound! ”

The bastard ignited the firecracker close to the flame, and a string of explosions instantly resounded through the small courtyard, and countless empty shells splashed around with sparks;

"Oops! Oh my god! ”

The two dogs, who had just been majestic in front of the big rooster, were carried away and careless for a while, and were very close to the firecrackers and fires, and at the moment when the firecrackers exploded, they were affected by the explosion and their souls, screaming in horror and hugging their heads;

"Boom! Cracking sound! ”

The bastard ghost sent a firecracker to chase after the two dogs, and one person and one ghost began to circle in the yard;

"Ouch! I'm dripping mom! It's a hell of a ghost! ”

When the firecrackers were blown up, the scarred Ergouzi spat out green smoke and floated on the snow leisurely, like a drunk drunk, dressed in black clothes and hats, and was blown to pieces by the firecrackers;

"Hmmm! That's nice! ”

The bastard looked at the snow covered with red firecracker shells, nodded with satisfaction, and then turned around and took advantage of the light of the fire that was about to be extinguished, and fiddled with the flash thunder again, knowing nothing about the fact that he had injured the two dogs with firecrackers by mistake. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info