116 Confession
The atmosphere in the carriage was instantly cold, and the master looked back at me with a strange expression. The screenwriter of the pen and fun www.biquge.info asked with concern: "Have you drunk too much?" Dizziness? ”
The car lights on, slows down slowly, and finally stops on the side of the road.
The driver wanted to move and was held down by the master. The master turned around and said in a harmonious voice, "It's okay, you can go down and pee." ”
I took the wine bottle, walked to the car door, and asked the master, "Master, help me do a hexagram, if I go down to pee, will you drive away and leave me alone?" ”
The master was stunned, and the screenwriter was embarrassed, "What are you talking about?" ”
The driver turned around, glared angrily, and asked, "Do you pee?" ”
After asking a word, the wine bottle in my hand was smashed up, the carriage was too low, and it could only be slashed from the side, and the driver who smashed it leaned back.
The master hurriedly reached out to grab me by the neck, and at the same time shouted, "What are you doing?" ”
I didn't answer, and when I punched him in the face, I smashed him back. The screenwriter in the back shouted, "Xiao Zhang, are you crazy? ”
He was answered with a backhand slap and a reprimand: "Shut up!" ”
The driver was big, his face was thrown off the way, he yelled to smoke something and throw me, and as soon as he popped up, he was hit in the eye by me and fell down again. This is it, there is a mental calculation or an unintentional, and I was caught off guard.
The master shuddered and asked, "What are you going to do?" Get out of my car! ”
slapped twice, and he was dizzy. followed by a back elbow on the screenwriter's face, he didn't hum and fell asleep.
Xia Lulu in the back seat was also well-behaved, shrunk in the seat and did not speak.
I stretched out my hand and pulled the driver's back collar, the wine bottle changed hands, and smashed his head repeatedly, the driver only raised his hand to block, where can he block, smashed him and shouted, "You have the ability to get out of the car, get out of the car!" ”
I let go of him, "You go first." ”
The driver was hit by me, his hand was under the seat, he took a stick, which was a baseball bat, and opened the car door to rush this way.
Sure enough, it was a brainless one, I also jumped down, and saw the driver coming with a stick, and first threw out the wine bottle in his hand, this time in the wild, unobstructed, full of strength, hit him in the face, and the stick also lost its head, and swept it into the air. Rushed to me, was hit by my knee in the lower abdomen, bent over in pain, mouth open, vomited.
Seeing that the opportunity was just right, I kicked him on the knee socket again, and the driver knelt down, and I stepped on his back, struggling to remember.
The co-pilot was about to open the door and come down, but I pushed it violently, and the door closed again.
grabbed the driver's stick with his hand, stepped on his back with one foot, hit his arm when he moved, hit his leg when he moved, and explained in his mouth, "Move again?" Move again? ”
The driver didn't move, panting and wailing, "I'm going to kill you." "I was knocked on the side with a stick, and I was honest immediately.
This kind of person has done all the bad things, and his subordinates don't have to show mercy, but they can't be too ruthless, otherwise they will have to suffer lawsuits, and the fight will be painful, but it will not be fatal.
The back of the head is covered by the heavenly spirit cover and these places must not be hit, and the hands, feet and cheeks are casual, and they are strong.
The driver of the taxi did not move, turned back to greet Lulu, "Bring me the unfinished drink in my seat." Don't spill it. ”
The master opened the door again, "What do you want to do?" ”
I stabbed him with a baseball bat backhand and retracted it.
Lulu didn't know what I was going to do, so she did as she said and handed me a drink.
I said to the driver, "Two choices, either finish this drink, or I'll continue to hit you." ”
The driver's eyes widened, he looked at me viciously, and gritted his teeth, "You have the ability to let go of me." ”
I laughed, "Young man, your two more are not my opponents, I said early in the morning, thirty years of Tongzigong, do you think it's fake?" ”
The driver struggled: "There is a kind of letting go!" ”
I stepped back, and he got up from the ground, stared at me, and said, "It's kind of a stick thrown." ”
I put the stick on the car, put the drink away, and before I could turn around, the driver rushed towards me.
I didn't even think about it, I raised my foot and kicked, and the driver came so violently that I kicked him in the chest and bounced back. At the same time, I could see through the night light that the guy was holding a dagger in his hand.
is also a sinister fellow, he did not hesitate at the moment, pulled the stick, chased after it and hit it twice, the dagger in the driver's hand could no longer be grasped, fell down, covered the injured arm with his other hand, and wailed.
"Toast, don't eat, eat and drink." I pulled out my drink, "Last chance, is it a drink, or is it a beating?" ”
The master opened the door again, in a confused tone, vague, "What the hell is going on?" ”
Before the car door was fully opened, the person was scolded by me again, and he didn't dare to get down again.
The driver's eyes blinked, and he turned around and ran suddenly, where could he be, the stick in his hand flew out instantly, hit him in the back of the head, and directly smashed a dog to eat.
Catch up in three or five steps, slash hard at the side of the neck, and below the root of the ear are arteries and blood vessels, and faint instantly if you use the right force.
I've been like this.
The driver didn't move, and I dragged him back by the neck and beckoned to the master to help lift him up.
The master trembled, looked at me like a ghost, and was relieved to learn that the driver was just fainting and his life was fine.
The screenwriter in the back seat also woke up, looking at me with horror in his eyes, and after the three of them worked together to drag the driver up, the screenwriter asked with concern: "Xiao Zhang, what's the matter, you want to attack Dazi?" ”
It turned out that the driver's name was Tatsuko, and I laughed, "I saw that he was wrong when I drank just now, and I just endured it until now." ”
The master was sad when he heard this, "Lama Chin! It's just because you have two words during the banquet, you will be a killer, which is too brutal. ”
"Brutal?" I laughed and closed the door, "You have no idea what real brutality is. ”
After sitting down, I changed my tone and said calmly: "Old monk, I am here for you, let's be clear, you said something to Miss Lin that day, and Miss Lin was unhappy when she went back, and she didn't let me get close to her, and asked me to stay away from her, which you should have expected." ”
The master's mouth opened and he said no more.
I continued: "Actually, even if you don't look for me, I'm going to look for you, and I just happened to meet it today, and the problem was solved." What did you tell her? ”
The master did not answer, pretending to be a living Buddha.
I like this kind of hard bones, without saying a word, I pull my ears hard, and if he doesn't open his mouth, he will pull it off.
The root of the ear is one of the softest parts of the human body, and it hurts to pull it, and it is not professionally trained, so it cannot be carried at all. So when I was a child, teachers taught children to like to pull their ears.
After all, the master is an adult, with a strong ability to bear it, and he cries out in pain and does not beg for mercy. The screenwriter in the back came over and stretched out his hand, "What are you doing, let go of the guru!" ”
I was slapped with a backhand and fell, and I didn't dare to move anymore.
The ears were stretched extremely long, and the skin of the face was pulled up, and the person's facial features were distorted, and he was about to crack, and finally he couldn't stand it anymore, and the master spoke, "Lama Chen, I just made a small suggestion. ”
I immediately let go and said with a smile: "It's over a long time ago, I have to do it." He said with concern: "Master, let's be reasonable, okay, if you can do it, try not to do it." ”
The master rubbed his ears, trembling, hey.
I asked, "What exactly?" ”
The master replied, "I told her that the child in her womb is extremely precious and should be raised well. ”
Before he could finish speaking, I pulled my ear again, put my fist to my left eye, and slammed three punches, so that the master of the hit was dizzy and his body was weak.
He poured a drink into his nose and jumped up again, coughing incessantly.
I said, "The monks don't talk nonsense, obviously you are a fake monk, don't talk to me about disintegration and vulgarity, deceive laymen, and pretend to be unlucky with me." If you have real skills, you don't need to be a master now, you have already gone to the State Department to sit. ”
After a pause, he said, "There is another lie, I will knock out your two front teeth, and words count." ”
As soon as I finished setting up the rules, a cold arm wrapped around my neck from behind, scared me into a urine, and turned around to fight, but it was Lulu's second goods, looking at me, trembling, his eyes were frightened, and he changed again in an instant, "You are so handsome." ”
After saying a word, a string of saliva fell from his mouth.
I was weird, and she just snorted and leaned on me, and it was obvious that she was getting young.
I watched the screenwriter, and the screenwriter leaned over the other side of the car and waved his hand repeatedly, "None of my business." ”
I looked at the master again, and the master cried out: "Lama Chin~"
"Chin Nyima!" He fell on the carriage after a slap in the face, after all, he was a bad old man, and there was no better place than me, a young fellow.
It wasn't enough to beat the master, so he slapped the screenwriter left and right seven or eight times, and he was beaten with five meat and six vegetarians, and the corners of his mouth were bleeding before he stopped.
Looking back at the master again, the master protected his face with both hands, trembling.
Lulu snorted and chirped, writhing around, not afraid at all, and leaned up, rubbing against me.
Although it was thin and had meat, it made me uneasy, and I saw that it was going to be hard, so I quickly pushed it away and reprimanded: "Don't make trouble, I'll do the right thing." ”
Turning his head, he asked the master, "What did she put in her drink?" ”
The master did not answer, but just put his hands on his face.
This is not seeing the coffin without crying, as soon as I stretched out my hand, he beckoned, "It was Dazi who did it, I don't know." ”
I just laughed, this pot is thrown quite quickly. Again, "How is this going to be solved?" It's not a solution for her to twist like this all the time. ”
The master snorted and hesitated, "It's good to go to the evil fire." ”
I understood, "Do you want a man to do it once?" ”
The master covered his face and was ashamed, "Two hours, she herself will be fine." ”
What a thief bald donkey, I just wanted to ask him why he said nonsense to Lin Yurou, it was a good thing for me, but I didn't expect there to be an unexpected gain. I didn't have time to be happy, so I hurriedly took my mobile phone to record it, and at the same time said to the master: "Obediently, you answer whatever I ask, cooperate well, I won't report to the Public Security Bureau." ”
As soon as I was recorded here by Lulu, the girl's hand was so fast, she pounced on me instantly, grabbed my neck and pecked, humming and chirping, "It's so hot,...... Yes...... Hmmm......"
I remembered another can of drink and asked the master, "What is it for me?" ”
The master hurriedly replied, "It's a tranquilizer." ”
"Speak human words!"
The master shuddered, "You can sleep for eight hours if you drink it." ”
Just right, pick it up and pour it into Lulu. Seeing this, the master hurriedly stopped: "No, drink two, she will die." ”
I wouldn't be able to do it, and asked, "Do you want her to be like this all the time?" ”
The master shuddered and nodded.
I looked at the master, looked at the screenwriter, and then ordered: "You two untie your belts, hurry up!" ”
The two of them were stupid and looked at me puzzled.
I yelled again: "Hurry up! ”
The master hurriedly moved, looking at me and hesitating, "Are you really a child gong?" ”
Seeing the master take off his pants, I slapped him, "You take a pen, I want a belt." ”
When the screenwriter next to him heard this, he quickly took off half of his underwear and quickly took it back, and pulled his belt numbly. And very understandingly helped me fix Lulu and tied my arms and legs with belts.
Thrown into the car, the girl was not light, rolling back and forth, confused.
Is there really such a drug in the world? I expressed my confusion, because scientifically introduced, there is no such thing as a spring hair pill.
When I asked the master where the medicine came from, he didn't answer at first, but slapped him and said, "Tatsuko got it from the bar, I really don't know what it is." ”
I memorized these words one by one, didn't care about it for now, and asked: "What did you say to Lin Yurou, word for word, and it was said as it was." ”
The master was frightened by me, and when he saw that the matter of giving people medicine was exposed, he had no excuse and told the truth: "I said that the child in her womb is not safe, and she will have a miscarriage within three months, and she must seek refuge from me in order to turn the crisis into safety." ”
Again, "How did you know she was pregnant?" ”
The master replied, "This is called looking, I see it from her face. ”
That's amazing, "Can pregnancy be seen on the face?" ”
The master said shyly: "Before I became a monk, I was a doctor, and I was the most good at observing the complexion, and all the diseases of the inner house, the complexion on the face were fulfilled. ”
I see, and then ask, "What signs do you have on the face of a pregnant woman?" ”
The master was embarrassed, "How can I say this, I need to compare it in reality to say it, there is no basis for empty words, and you don't understand what I said." ”
I understood, "So, you're bluffing Miss Lin and trying to cheat money." ”
The master hurriedly waved his hand, "No, I'm doing it for her good." Seeing that I raised my hand, he hurriedly shouted: "Don't be busy, listen to my explanation, if I say something wrong, you will fight again." ”
I put my hand down," you say. ”
The master replied: "I know that Miss Lin is pregnant by looking at her complexion, but looking at her narrow eyebrow spacing and raised eyebrows, I can infer that she is usually anxious and angry, and I see that she dresses appropriately and meticulously, and knows that she has high requirements for things and pursues perfection." Looking at the wrinkles at the corners of her eyes, guess her age. Looking at her fingers, without a wedding ring, she knows that her love life is a mess. And under her eyes, black and numb, this is a sign of overindulgence. ”
I nodded, and then asked, "And then?" ”
The master said: "All the information combined, I deduce that she is stingy, hot-tempered, but also high-minded, and a master of enjoyment. Such a person is a little woman, living a small life and not being happy, often making men anxious, let alone a big star? So I speculate that her love life is not going well. Although it was not smooth, she was pregnant, which means that the child came at the wrong time and was an accident. Coupled with her dark eyes and dark yellow skin, I know that she is still intemperate after pregnancy, but is crazy with her male partner, which is a manifestation of not caring for the child, and it can also be said that she has no life experience. I speculate that she doesn't want children in her heart, plus she is not in good health, and big stars often film, so it is inevitable that she will bump into each other, so there is a high probability that this child will be dropped, so I will use words to scold her. ”
In this way, I understand, it turns out that although the master is a liar, but this liar is also a real skill, others don't speak, he guesses the other party's mind correctly, and follows the other party's mind, no wonder people take the bait.