Chapter 239: Lao Tzu is a god
"I am the god of Atlantis, and the Chinese are the chosen people of the gods, the objects of God's care. You must do what I say now, or I will slaughter everyone in the square, as well as the people in this building. "Erdan, threat, red fruit threat," you don't try to oppose the Atlantean gods, because you are not qualified. ”
Aren't God's chosen people Israelites?
The Israelites were God's chosen people, or to be more accurate, the chosen people of God, Jehovah. We do not believe in God, Jehovah, but are covered by other gods.
No one says there is only one god in the universe, right?
Li Erdan's pull like this, it cannot be ruled out that he wants to "lead the water to the east" and lead the fault of the Sirius UFO to the Atlanteans.
"Atlantis?" Carrying the handle and asking rhetorically, his head suddenly became a little dizzy again.
Atlantis, who doesn't know the earthlings, the legendary highly civilized ancient continent, also known as the Great Western Continent, the Great Western Kingdom.
Erdan followed the words of the handle, but his tone became very irritable, "You stupid earthling, why did you respond to my words in a puzzled tone?" Haven't you heard the ancient story of the existence of our Atlanteans? ”
Carrying the handle was startled, and hurriedly said: "I've heard of it, I've heard of it, it's just that legends are legends, and we have never taken them seriously." Did the Morphic Atlanteans really exist? ”
"Oh, Falk Squid! Isn't my presence enough to prove the existence of our Atlantis? Now you hurry up and do what I say, I'll just give you a minute. If your order to withdraw is not communicated in a minute's time, I assure you that this square will be bloody. Do not doubt the means and combat effectiveness of our Atlanteans. We can wipe out Millican's carrier battle group at our fingertips. By the way, let me tell you one thing, the Nansha incident the night before was also done by us Atlanteans, and it has nothing to do with Huaxia, and they don't have this ability. "Two eggs.
"Then why are you helping Huaxia? What benefits did they give you? If you can, I'd like you Atlantis to help us, and you can ask for anything. "Carry the handle.
Erdan pretended to groan, pretended to let his thoughts go back to the past, and then said nonsense: "Huaxia helped us in Atlantis five thousand years ago, so we owe him a favor." What I'm doing now is just a favor. ”
What the hell did happen 5,000 years ago, the hell knows. But the more monkey carried the handle but believed it, and said: "Then why don't you pay it back sooner or later, you have to repay the favor of Huaxia now?" What you've done has made us very passive. We are not Huaxia's opponent in the first place, and if you Atlantis get involved again, we will not be Huaxia's opponent. On behalf of the 100 million people of our Yue Monkey, I implore you not to meddle in the affairs between my Yue Monkey and Huaxia. ”
As soon as he finished speaking, he closed his eyes nervously, he forced so much babbling that he wanted to delay time so that an officer who suddenly appeared outside the office door would pick up a gun and shoot Erdan in the head.
What is not a god, there is no negotiation to kill! In the eyes of the monkey, even if the Lord comes, he will still be killed, because the sovereignty of the state is greater than everything else and above everything.
Erdan was looking out the window, but his keen sense had already sensed that someone was coming, not just one or two, but a large group. And Alice also told him through the divine sense transmission that someone was going to shoot him, but don't be afraid, the smart crystal armor can be used as body armor.
Even if the crystal armor can be used as body armor, the second egg doesn't want to be beaten, which will make him very faceless, not to mention the people who lost themselves, even the face of the Atlanteans.
said that it was too late, and then it was fast, and the second egg made a step of shifting and changing shadows, and the afterimage was still in the distance, but the real body had already fled.
Two gunshots rang out, and two bullets came out of the window half a meter to the left of the handle. Almost at the same time, an "alien" appeared next to the shooter.
"Are you trying to murder me?" Erdan asked the shooter angrily.
Where was the shooter willing to take care of Erdan, and quickly aimed the muzzle of the gun at Erdan's head. It's just that before he could shoot in a hurry, the gun was snatched in the hands of Erdan, and it was condensed into a pimple for a short time. Then he slammed his fist into the shooter's head, knocking him unconscious. The rest of the people who arrived also joined the fight, shooting at Erdan frequently.
There is a trap door in the office of the handle, and when the trap door is opened, an elevator will appear directly to the underground bunker, and when you get out of the elevator, you will be in the war-ready subway station. The subway line extends in all directions, and the maze is general, and it is difficult for people to hide in it.
The gunfight outside was fierce, and the handle stumbled towards the door without hesitation, and when a button was pressed, a crack opened in the whole wall, and the secret door was revealed. When all the secret doors are opened, the elevator appears in front of the handle.
For the sake of our own safety, we have to re-evaluate the ideological consciousness of carrying the handle.
Erdan ended the battle in a very short time, when he came to the office again, he suddenly saw that he wanted to escape, ya, the person had already entered the elevator, and the elevator door was also closing.
"Hurry, hurry, hurry up!" The handle muttered to himself eagerly.
said that it was too late, and then quickly, Erdan moved his feet, made a shape-shifting pace, rushed to him at the moment the elevator closed, grabbed the two elevator doors with both hands, and pulled hard, and the elevator doors opened again.
Carrying the handle was miserable now, and he was beaten by the second egg and his nose was blue and his face was swollen. Due to the prestige of the "Atlanteans" Li Erdan, the Yue Monkey finally had to make a phone call to the generals in the chaotic war room, asking them to issue an armistice order to the front line, and the navy to withdraw from Nansha and Xisha. Then he made another phone call to my Huaxia No. 1 chief and made a compromise.
This is not the original intention of carrying the handle, it's just that in the face of absolute strength, he has no room for maneuver!
A war has just begun, and the end is drawn.
After the phone call, Erdan didn't mean to leave, and said: "Call your big brother Ohei, I have a few words to say to him." ”
The bearer was annoyed and panting, "What are you going to say to him?" ”
"If you say one more word, believe it or not, I'll kill you?" Li Erdan scolded the Yue Monkey for carrying the handle, as if he had forgotten the identity of the god he played.
Generally speaking, gods are very polite and will not easily curse or beat people. Li Erdan is playing a god for the first time, and it is inevitable that he will be rusty, and his facial expressions and language are not in place, which is purely normal.
was forced to be helpless, so he had to dial the phone of Brother Millican. He still wanted to say a few words to Brother Ao, but as soon as the phone was connected, he was snatched by Erdan.