Chapter 21: Make You Laugh Enough
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Lin Yan'er shouted coquettishly, and the crowd automatically moved out of the way.
After witnessing the peerless face of the eldest lady of the Lin family, the eyes of countless people were a little straight.
Although there are many beauties in these years, there are very few people like the eldest lady of the Lin family. The most terrible thing is that this beauty has a very good figure, which can be called a goddess level.
"Which son of a damper is this?" In the eyes of the eldest lady of the Lin family, a BMW 7 Series is just her pocket money for two months, so she naturally won't take it seriously.
She commanded a stop next to the car, with a white dress, burgundy waves, Ray-Ban sunglasses, full of queen style.
"Husband, go get my baseball bat!"
"I've got it early!" Feng Yu had just gotten out of the car, and he had expected this, so he handed over the baseball bat, and the people around him were speechless.
This pair is also wonderful, but thinking about it, many people subconsciously took out their mobile phones.
When his wife does bad things, Feng Yu naturally cooperates vigorously.
He stood in the center of the crowd and said viciously: "Whoever dares to shoot, I will beat him!" ”
"Lao Tzu can shoot if he wants, can you control it?" Feng Yu's words aroused everyone's dissatisfaction, and the sour grapes psychology made the hearts of the men present seriously unbalanced, why was the goddess soaked by you, and it also restricted our personal freedom. How old are you! In the crowd, an angry young man with an Apple 6 acts as a bird.
"Ahh
"**** your uncle-" The angry young man was so angry that the first Buddha was born, and the second Buddha ascended to heaven, he didn't care about the pain, and he rushed up to play with Feng Yu, but Feng Yu just raised his foot easily, and the angry young man flew out like a sandbag, fell on the ground not far away, and fainted directly.
"Who is particularly unconvinced, stand up for Lao Tzu!" As soon as Feng Yu's domineering aura dispersed, the people around him trembled, and no one dared to squeak anymore.
"Husband, you're so amazing!" Lin Yan'er, who was wielding a baseball bat and hadn't had time to smash the car, didn't expect Feng Yu to be so good at playing, and she would do it in three times and divide five by two.
Although Feng Yu caused trouble every day in the past, he never made a move, because there were always two masters by his side, so no one knew that Feng Yu was so strong, including Lin Yan'er.
"Your husband and I are the number one master in the world, let alone one, they will go together, and I will get them in minutes!" Feng Yu is also a master who is not afraid of big things, and he is also a perfect match for Lin Yan'er.
Brag! Lin Yan'er threw a wink at Feng Yu, and then swung a baseball bat high and smashed it against the glass of the BMW.
After a dull thud, the otherwise flat glass cracked open like a spider's web. Lin Yan'er laughed and smashed harder and harder.
The sound of clanging and clanging is like the waves of the sea, listening to the distress of the surrounding onlookers, but also full of pleasure, more than one million cars were smashed like this, which made many people's hatred of the rich have been greatly released, many people can't wait to rush up and smash twice, just to see the four eight license plate numbers, but no one dares to move half a minute.
In Shen City, those who can use this license plate number can not be idle.
"Wife, I'll help you!" Feng Yu saw that his hands were itchy on the side, he rushed forward and directly hit the center of the BMW car, to everyone's shock, this kick actually made the BMW smooth out three or four meters, and then turned over to the sky.
Lin Yan'er's eyes were full of stars, she looked at herself as if she was looking at a monster, how powerful this kick was! Is this still human?
Could it be that this cheap man is really the best master in the world as he boasts?
Lin Yan'er thought about it, and an idea suddenly popped up in her little head, and she grinned, how did she look like a little goblin.
"Which **** smashed my car and ate the bear's heart and leopard gall!" The good BMW car has become a bunch of iron bumps, and the main owner has finally appeared.
"Ah, isn't this Sister Lin?" What everyone didn't expect was that instead of getting angry after seeing the culprit, the person who came showed a courteous smile, as if the millions of luxury cars were not taken seriously in his eyes.
"Hey, Brother Yu is also here!" is different from the attitude towards the eldest lady of the Lin family, this sentence is obviously said with a bit of contempt.
"Pig head strong, is this your broken car?" The eldest lady of the Lin family looked at the short and fat guy in front of her condescendingly, she was already one meter seven tall, with a few centimeters of high heels, she was a full head taller than the guy in front of her.
"That's right, it's really getting out of the car, what? If Sister Lin is not happy, you can come with me, I will buy two more cars, you can smash them casually! During the whole process, Liu Qiang except for following Feng Yu's hypocritical politeness, the rest of the time his eyes fell on Lin Yan'er.
He was one of Lin Yan'er's many suitors, and it was rare to have such a good opportunity to get along with the eldest lady of the Lin family alone, so he naturally wouldn't miss it.
Liu Qiang's words caused an uproar at the scene.
It's not enough to smash millions of cars, but to buy two, which makes countless people on the scene seriously psychologically unbalanced, losers, too special losers!
"Slap-" A crisp voice sounded, Liu Qiang only felt a hot pain in the back of his head, and he instinctively scolded: "Who? Which grandson dares to beat Young Master Ben? ”
"Piapia-" There were two more crisp sounds, and Liu Qiang finally understood.
"Feng Yu, you want to die, don't you!" Liu Qiang was really annoyed, he was chatting with the goddess in his mind, Feng Yu beat him inexplicably, he was naturally angry.
If you want to say that it was a few months ago, with the courage of Liu Qiang and the others, they would not dare to talk to Feng Yu like this. But now, Liu Qiang is not afraid of him.
"Hey, the pig's head is strong, your guts have become fat!" Feng Yupi teased with a smile: "You TMD stared at my wife, I beat you, is it wrong?" ”
"Your wife?" Liu Qiang pointed at Lin Yan'er, and suddenly raised his head and laughed.
"Feng Yu, who do you think you are? Just you, with Sister Lin, you don't pee to take care of your virtue! Liu Qiang had an unprecedented pleasure, Feng Yu, who was once one of the four young people in Shen City, was ridiculed by him in front of him, this taste was really wonderful.
"Have you laughed enough?"
"Not enough!"
"That's okay, uncle, I'll make you laugh enough!" Feng Yu didn't care about Liu Qiang's mockery of him at all, but this guy looked at his wife so presumptuously, which violated his bottom line.
As soon as his figure flashed, he arrived at Liu Qiang's side, and in another flash, he returned to his original position, so fast that others didn't see Feng Yu injected an inner element into Liu Qiang's armpit.
"Hahahahahaha-" Liu Qiang laughed even more panicked, and his exaggerated appearance made people think that this guy must be crazy. Isn't it just laughing at others, don't you need to be so proud?
It's just that the more everyone looks at it, the more they feel that it is wrong, because Liu Qiang's laughter can't stop at all, so that the whole fat face is distorted and deformed.