Looking at the endless water, Kirito sighed, it rained all night last night, and when he woke up today, there was already a country outside the cave. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

If the water doesn't subside in a few days, Kirito will not be able to return to Konoha until next month, and if the seal on his body is delayed any longer, I'm afraid he will never be able to become a ninja again for the rest of his life......

"It's annoying!"

"It's so boring!"

Watching the stone jump on the surface of the water a dozen times before falling into the water, the rope tree was satisfied to pick up another stone.

Kirito, who was competing with a tiger-striped fish, felt a lightness in his hand, and almost fell on his heels, and when he came back to his senses, he could only watch the prey swim away quickly with his tail swinging, and he was so angry that one Buddha was born and two Buddhas ascended to heaven.

"Rope tree! You're dead, absolutely ......"

Kirito looked at the baby fishing rod, and suddenly wanted to cry without tears, not to mention the earthworm hanging on it, and now there is not even a fishing hook.

"Kirito-senpai, give up quickly, this is already the twentieth thousand, it's better to learn from me, zero cost, quick results......"

The stone accurately hit a grass carp that floated up to ventilate, and the smashed grass carp turned up its white belly on the water surface, and the overjoyed rope tree just wanted to run over to harvest its prey, but was taken by a pelican that had been waiting next to it for a long time.

"Why are you again, come back to me, you despicable thief!"

The rope tree jumped in the direction of the pelican's departure in a rage, and finally had no choice but to walk to the cave.

"Poofhaha, give up the rope tree, this is already the ninth, zero cost, quick results......"

"No Road Race!"

"It's up to me!"

"Hey, why are you taking off your pants!"

"Nonsense, you're wearing clothes for swimming?"

Kirito has taken off his stripes, and only a pair of shorts are left on his body.

"Haha, you don't want to grab it empty-handed, do you?"

Kirito ignored the rope tree's ridicule, and instead focused on the tiger-striped fish, the five-foot-long tiger-striped fish was not afraid of Kirito, and surfaced and spat bubbles, using this special method to despise his own defeated men.

"Boy, you ignited the passion of the master!"

A layer of electric light was attached to the surface of Kirito's body, and electric sparks continued to explode in the humid air around him.

"Hey, Kirito-senpai, you won't want ...... I'm still on the water...... Ami Daddy ......"

"Plop!"

"Crackling!"

"Whoa!"

A few seconds later, the steaming surface of the water included the hateful tiger-striped fish, which was full of white fish, mixed with various aquatic animals, a twitching rope tree.

Harvesting so much makes Kirito more worried, and he doesn't know how to transport it back.

Seeing two figures on the water in the distance, Kirito was overjoyed.

"Hey! Konan, Nagato, here and here! ”

When the boy and girl heard the shout, one rowed the bathtub and the other rowed a bamboo raft to the place where Kirito was. After the accident a few days ago, they became harmonious.

The purple-haired girl asked, uncertain, pointing to the bazaar-like water.

"Kirito-kun...... These? ”

Kirito threw the rope tree that had already stood on top of Nagato's bamboo raft, and looked at the rice bags piled up into small trampling on the edge of the raft.

"It's been a bumper harvest today, where are you going to get these good things......"

Xiao Nan didn't look over his head and tried not to look at Kirito's smooth back, and stammered with a red face.

"These are on a merchant ship, and the people on board are already ......"

As he spoke, Xiao Nan's face turned from ruddy to pale, and then he kept retching.

Although he didn't say what was going on, Kirito had already guessed that the merchant ship was probably overturned in the torrential rain, and none of the people on board escaped in the flood.

"What did Xiao Nan gain from?"

After looking at the treasure on Nagato's bamboo raft, Kirito swam to Konan's bathtub.

"Huh, only...... Just some fruits and vegetables......"

Xiao Nan felt that his cheeks were as hot as a hot spring, and tried his best to suppress the tremor of his voice.

"Carrots, potatoes, onions...... Xiaonan, what's wrong with you? Uncomfortable? ”

"It's okay, it's okay, it's just that it's too hot."

"Is it hot?"

Kirito stretched out his hand and took a drop of rain, which was cool and silky......

"Woo~"

Xiao Nan covered his cheeks and wanted to plunge into the water.

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Five little heads gathered together, looking at the tiger-striped fish that kept beating on the stone table.

"Do you know how to cook this fish?"

Kirito touched his chin and asked the other four.

"This is a new species that I have never seen before...... No! ”

After thinking about it for a long time, he found that he could only eat.

"Na, how about making miso, Nagato brought back a pot just in time......"

Yahiko clenched his fists excitedly and excitedly proposed.

"Yahiko, do you know how to make miso boil?"

Konan poked Yahiko's cheek with his finger.

"No, but I've seen people do ......"

"Is it the kind of fish soup that is seasoned with sauce?"

Kirito thought about it for a moment, and it seems that he had learned it in the housekeeping class of the dark department.

(How to disguise yourself as a chef)

"Yes, yes, that's it!"

"But we only have the ingredients to make curry, let's make curry......

"No, miso boil, I'm going to eat miso boil, yes! Is! ”

"It's like a child......

Looking at Yahiko, who was rolling on the ground, several black lines were pulled out of the foreheads of the four people.

"Okay, now let's start and make 'I don't know what kind of fish miso boiled'......"

Kirito points the interpreter at the poor fish.

"It's a weird name, it sounds like it's unpalatable......"

Yahiko complained mercilessly.

"Then whose fault do you think it's on, stupid yellow hair......"

The sharp sword was across Yahiko's neck, and Kirito smiled and said terrifying words.

"Put the sword down, let's talk well......"

"Sounds interesting, I'm here to help......"

The rope tree rolled up his sleeves and was eager to try.

"Nagato and Konan are enough, if you want to interfere, I'll kill you......"

The blade has a black aura attached to it, which is the resentment of Kirito after being tortured by the dark cuisine.

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"Okay, let's deal with this fish that I don't know what the hell it is......"

The interpreter once again pointed at the tiger striped fish.

"What is a fish that I don't know what the hell it is......"

The rope tree, which was lying on the ground in front of the pyre and lit a fire, turned his head and complained.

"Because I don't know what it's called......"

Kirito spread his hands, expressing helplessness.

Rope tree glanced at Yahiko, who was youzaku, and said unhappily.

"Why don't you just call it Yahiko, how about ......?"

Xiao Nan covered his mouth and chuckled.

"Agreed!"

Nagato raised his hand in favor.

"Agreed!"

Kirito gloated.

"Agreed!"

Yahiko flipped the table and roared.

"What the hell is this!"

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Kirito's hand trembled, and the blade of the sword didn't go down for a long time on the fish, he had never had experience.

"No, I still can't do anything to Yahiko!"

"They all said don't call it that name! Let me go! ”

The frantic Yahiko snatched the long sword and slashed at the "Yahiko" on the board.

Because the interpreter was too heavy, Yahiko stumbled and lay on the board.

"Yahiko" also jumped up and launched the "Salted Fish Spike" and slapped him in the face several times, expressing disdain for him.

"It's okay, Yahiko!"

"Cheer up......"

"Ahh

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In the end, it was Xiao Nan who freed "Yahiko" and sent him to the Pure Land of Bliss.

After getting rid of this trouble, Kirito was relieved to find that it was even more troublesome, such as ......

Kirito wiped the shredded carrots off his head and roared at the rope tree.

"Rope tree, don't imitate my two-knife flow to cut vegetables!"

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Thick smoke wafted through the cave, and Kirito fanned his nose vigorously.

"Nagato, how much firewood did you add!"

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Xiao Nan asked while wiping tears from his eyes.

"Kirito, why are you shedding tears!"

Kirito looked at the onions piled up into a hill wordlessly, and he wanted to cry too.

"Is this a kindergarten? Can't get enough of it......"

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Kirito, who was busy, had an extra hand on his shoulder.

"Now, Kirito."

"What?!"

Yahiko asked squeally, clasping his nostrils.

"Do you feel happy in a life full of anger?"

And then......

"Bang!"

With a punch, Yahiko, who had succeeded in death, slammed into the wall, Kirito clapped his palms and said calmly.

"Let's do it!"

The other three swallowed at the same time, and the chick nodded as if it were pecking rice.

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Kirito pushes a bowl of miso soup with an ominous smell in front of Yahiko.

"Now, the miso you want to boil ......"

Yahiko twitched the corners of her eyes and pointed to the unidentified object in the bowl.

"Can you eat this?"

Then he met Kirito's dead fish eyes, and the sharp blade of the interpreter.

"Which one do you choose?"

Forced by the form, Yahiko held up the big bowl with a sad face.

"No, no, no, it's so delicious, how can it be so delicious, did I eat fake miso soup before?"

Looking at Yahiko, who was immersed in eating, Kirito smiled with satisfaction.

"If you think it's delicious, it's all yours......"

Yahiko, deceased, at the age of eleven, died of food poisoning......