Chapter 14: The Dilapidated Settlement
"This is easy to do, then you divide these socks into a pair of pairs according to the color and pattern, then I will charge by the pair. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info "At this point, Ye Qiu can finally breathe a sigh of relief.
"Okay! Divide and divide! Yang Jie is a bit straight, seeing that Ye Qiu is arrogant, where is he willing to be convinced, he bows his head and bends over to stretch out his hand.
"Nima, you have an egg!" Pig teammates! Feng Shuai scolded secretly in his heart, grabbed Yang Jie, and whispered in his ear:
"Dead fat man, shake you, how many years have these socks been, it's not a pair of pairs at all!"
Yang Jie suddenly came to his senses and looked at Ye Qiu angrily.
"Haha! Why don't you pick it? If you don't pick it, I'll have to charge by the piece! Ye Qiu smiled proudly:
"Xiaorui remembered, I received 200 pieces of rotten socks ......"
"Holy, there's 200 socks in this pile?" Yang Jie was immediately furious.
"I think there is, if you say no, then I have to ask how many are there?"
"Nima! ......" Yang Jie scolded half a sentence before Feng Shuai stopped him.
"Okay, 200 pieces is 200 pieces!" Feng Shuai agreed.
"Hehe, that's right, everything has to be made clear in person, or you better order a little?"
"No! Just 200 of them! ”
"Xiaorui, remember again, I received 80 pairs of rotten underwear! 3 pairs of rotten jeans! Ye Qiu shouted triumphantly at the inside of the shop.
Hearing the number of Ye Qiubao, Feng Shuai and Yang Jie's hearts were dripping blood, not counting the fraction, so they shouted out 280 pieces of underwear and socks, each with a cleaning fee of 5 yuan, which is 1400 yuan, this is just a cleaning fee, and there will be maintenance fees in the future, who knows if this product will open its mouth.
"Huicheng 1400 yuan, those three jeans, brother will give you a free order!" Noting down the number, Ye Qiu immediately changed his face and stretched out his fat hand at the two of them.
"! If you haven't repaired it, you have to charge? There is no such reason. ”
"Hehe, I said two, you brought these socks and underwear, let's tell everyone to take a look, it's all rotten, are you sure you still want to wear it after Lao Tzu has mended it? There is no charge now, wait until Lao Tzu repairs it, you don't want one, you should be stupid, pay the bill quickly, or take it away! ”
"Paralyzed, you profiteer, I can't do it if I don't cultivate!" Yang Jie really couldn't swallow the anger in his heart, and roared angrily.
"Don't fix it? What do you two mean is that today you are not here to repair things, but to entertain Lao Tzu? Don't fix your door-to-door pretending? And bring a snakeskin bag to pretend to be forced? If you don't have the money to fix it, get out of the house early, it's a waste of Lao Tzu's time! Zhen Nima's shameless pretending to be a trafficker! Ye Qiu smiled coldly:
"Let me make it clear to you, Lao Tzu has a camera at the door, I said that I didn't repair it, and you forced me to repair it, but now that Lao Tzu has taken over your work, do you come back and don't fix it? Okay, there's a big place on our school forum, I'll put you on it! Let the whole school see your face! ”
"Repair! Why don't you fix it! Feng Shuai interrupted Ye Qiu's words with an angry roar, and took out a wad of money from his pocket very quickly, stuffed it into Ye Qiu's hand, and said:
"No need to look for it! But I also said okay, fat man, everyone listened to the number you reported just now, and the number was not right when you turned around, don't blame Lao Tzu for turning his face and not recognizing people. ”
"Hehe, you can rest assured about this, buddy, don't say it's 280 pieces, even if it's 2800 pieces, you can take it out, don't forget, the tattered ones on Sanfu Street, now go over and find some socks and underwear, at most a dollar a catty!"
"it!" Feng Shuai was dumbfounded on the spot, and the onlookers all fell to the ground with a bang, this thing is too shameless, who doesn't know that Sanfu Street is a rag settlement, if you really want to go there, let alone 2,800 pieces, even if it is 28,000 pieces, 280,000 pieces can be taken out, it is simply the garbage distribution center of the entire Los Angeles City.
Can't you say this behind your back? Earlier, you still asked others not to pretend to be forced, but it was less than half a minute, and you pretended to be forced all over your body, buddy, I just want to ask you, if you do this, are you really not afraid of thunder?
Feng Shuai covered his heart and pulled Yang Jie, wanting to leave the scene, he was worried that if he stayed any longer, he would be so angry that this kid would vomit blood on the spot.
"Wait!" Just turned around, but Ye Qiu stopped them.
"What's the matter? You're endless! Feng Shuai was finally furious.
"What, I mean, buddy, what we just said was 1400 yuan, no change, you shouldn't say you don't need to look for it!"
"I don't need to look for you, and I'm still pulling Lao Tzu to the egg!" Feng Shuai couldn't hold back any longer, and when he opened his mouth, it was an angry roar.
“...... What, in fact, I mean, you just gave 1300, not enough 1400, don't believe me to count it to you! ”
"Haha!" The crowd burst into laughter.
Feng Shuai took out a piece of Grandpa Mao from Yang Jie's pocket with a red face and handed it over:
"That's enough, it's okay now!"
“...... Belch! I'm still in business! ”
"What the hell are you going to do!" Feng Shuai and Yang Jie roared in unison.
"What, I have to ask a very important question, you haven't given me the size of these clothes yet......" The two of them were already furious, and Ye Qiu was also a little speechless.
Size?
"Just follow Lao Tzu!" Feng Shuai replied angrily.
"However, these jeans are obviously not your size, you are tall, you can't even stand your shoes in these pants, you have to swing." Ye Qiu was disgusted and used his toes to flick the garbage channel on the ground.
"Then follow him!" Feng Shuai pointed at Yang Jie depressedly, when things came to this point, they had completely detached themselves from the idea when the two of them came, the reason why they must insist on repairing now was what Ning Chaoran meant, in order to let people know that Ye Qiu's repair shop even collects garbage.
This influence will definitely make the girls in the school shy away from this sewing shop, you can think about it, after the news spreads, who will come to find a tattered repair clothes? As for the cost of repairing it in the future, they don't think about it at all, just kidding, not to mention a pile of garbage, even if it's intact underwear, you can't ask for it, it's been stored in the dust for I don't know how long, can you still ask for it? Besides, the hell knows whose old panties they belong to.
"I'm sorry buddy, his is even worse, his trouser waist has to be at least two feet nine, look at this, no more than two feet five, or I'll get a red cloth to add it?"
Red cloth? Red Uncle You!
But the fat man is asking the size seriously, and he can't help but answer, Feng Shuai quickly glanced at his classmates with his eyes, which caused the students of the physical education department to retreat one after another, for fear that he would target him, and he really wanted to repair the pile of garbage on the ground according to his own size, so he had to commit suicide on the spot, and how to soak the girl when he passed it out.
"Repair according to Brother Chao's size!" Yang Jie suddenly spoke.
"Brother Chao? Ning Chaoran? He's the right size, are you sure to fix it according to his size? Ye Qiu nodded and asked.
"Sure!" This time it was Yang Jie and Ning Chaoran who answered together.