227, hilarious opening (sixty-seventh change)
Successfully moved Lang Lifu to a no-man's corner, Hong Haofan clapped his hands proudly, "In the future, everyone who is more handsome than me will end up like this." Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info”
Lang Yi looked wryly and walked back to the camera slowly.
Before he could say anything, Hong Yifan turned his head with a smile and asked, "Brother Lifu, who do you think is the most handsome among us!" ”
"You're handsome, you're handsome!" Lang Lifu nodded awkwardly and said something against his will.
When the civil officials saw Lang Lifu's aggrieved appearance, they couldn't cry or laugh.
In the past, Lang Lifu always looked affectionate on the stage, but today's image can be regarded as completely subverting other people's understanding.
Unexpectedly, in private, Lang Lifu is actually a person with comic attributes.
is such an opening remark, the appearance of five people, showing different styles, immediately attracted many onlookers, and some people took out their mobile phones to take pictures constantly.
Five stars, five different styles.
Let the onlookers realize that these celebrities are no different from their ordinary bosses' surnames in private.
The five of them laughed a little like this.
Hong Haofan suddenly asked the director team: "Director, no, aren't there two people?" We're here, what about the other two?? ”
The director team replied: "Don't worry, they're here, over there." ”
Immediately after, the camera turned to the gate of the attraction behind them.
I saw an ultra-luxurious carriage slowly approaching this direction.
In the distance, a shrill voice shouted.
"The princess is married! ~! ~~~~”
This authentic voice made the onlookers stunned.
Hong Haofan and several people were also a little confused.
Soon, the carriage came to the Chinese, and inside the spacious carriage sat a charming princess!
And this princess is - Tan Youyou!
"I'll go! It's so beautiful! ”
"So pretty? I'm here to greet the princess! ”
"Go aside, the princess was invited by me!"
"You're wrong! The princess is here for me! ”
……
Several other people flocked to Tan Youyou in the carriage.
Only Lang Lifu stood still.
In the end, someone in the director team asked: "Why don't you go up?" ”
Lang Lifu shook his head proudly and said, "What are you going up there for!" I'm a colt today! ”
The crowd of onlookers immediately laughed.
In the end, Tan Youyou got out of the carriage surrounded by several people.
Tan Youyou, who was already very beautiful, specially drew a light makeup today, with bright eyes and bright teeth, white skin, and black hair coiled into a princess's hairstyle, and an open beauty fan was inserted on it.
At first glance, it is amazing, and there is a kind of classical beauty that comes to the face.
"Who was it, who didn't greet Hongu just now??"
Tan Youyou put on a princessy face and asked lightly.
Hong Haofan, Song Yifan, Gan Jun and others behaved one after another, pointed at Lang Lifu, and said, "It's him, it's him who didn't greet the princess!" ”
And Hong Haofan was even more violent, and once again ignored Lang Lifu's protests, and directly moved him over.
The crowd of onlookers laughed.
"Yes! It's still good! In this way, stay as a eunuch and serve this princess!! Tan Youyou glanced at it condescendingly, and said leisurely.
"Wow!"
Several other people couldn't stop laughing when they heard Tan Youyou's words, and Song Yifan and Gan Jun pushed Lang Lifu to go down.
Lang Lifu was also very cooperative, and shouted: "Princess, don't, don't, I won't dare next time." ”
"Don't dare, just bring it back, and see how you perform later."
At this time, Tan Youyou couldn't hold back either, and a smile appeared on his face.
Six people stand in a row, you look at me, I look at you.
Hong Haofan asked suspiciously: "Princess, no, who shouted that loudly when you came just now." ”
Tan Youyou was even more confused and said: "I don't know, someone shouted, so I drove the carriage out." ”
The others covered their faces and burst into laughter.
It's the first time I've heard that the princess actually drove the carriage out by herself.
"No, what about people?? Director, what about the person who just called the princess to marry ?? Hong Haofan asked the director team.
It was, in the corner on one side, a voice came out.
"I'm here!! Here's it! ”
The director team and the onlookers, as well as Hong Haofan, Tan Youyou and other hosts, all followed the prestige, and they were dumbfounded one by one, not knowing what to say!
Next to the director's team, a crouching tiger shape made of a rockery, but I didn't pay attention to it because of the large number of people.
Who would have thought that someone actually climbed up without saying a word, and also made the shape of a martial arts master.
"Who is this! Will it still work? ”
"I'll go! How does this person look familiar! ”
"Can you be unfamiliar! That's Su Cao! ”
"Su Cao, it turned out to be Su Cao!"
……
Su Cao's appearance can be regarded as a surprise to the onlookers.
Immediately after, everyone guessed what kind of show it was!
CCTV's latest outdoor reality variety show - "Run"
At the beginning, when I saw this host, except that Tan Youyou's fame was a little smaller.
Several other people are not famous, and the onlookers are also puzzled by which TV station has such great strength and can invite so many stars.
Now that Su Cao has appeared, it can be said that this mystery has been solved.
Cctv!
Except for CCTV, no one can have such a big effort to invite these stars.
Except, of course, Su Cao.
Su Cao stood on top of it, making a martial arts master's appearance, and Tan Youyou and a few other people couldn't help but laugh.
Song Yifan even ran to the bottom of the rockery, learned Su Cao's style, raised his head and asked, "Su Cao, are you afraid of heights?" ”
Su Cao was on it and looked at it cautiously, "I'm afraid of heights, I don't dare to go down." ”
I thought Su Cao would have some special answer.
As a result, this sentence made everyone laugh!
"Haha, Su Cao is afraid of heights!"
"This thing is so funny, afraid of heights, how did he climb up??"
"I'm so convinced! Can't this product not be tossed? ”
The onlookers watched Su Cao's sale with joy, and they all laughed non-stop, and even let out bursts of boos.
"Bah! ~~~~~”
This scene made Tan Youyou, Hong Haofan, Gan Jun, and Lang Lifu laugh so much that they squatted directly on the ground, and they couldn't stand up at all.
In the end, Su Cao, with the support of Song Yifan, slowly went down the rockery.
When he came to the crowd, the first person to notice that something was wrong was Lang Lifu.
He looked at Su Cao's clothes suspiciously, "Su Cao, no, what kind of clothes are you!" You don't have the right to stand with us! ”
All the hosts were puzzled, and they all looked sideways, only to suddenly realize.
Su Cao is different, he is dressed as a eunuch, and he doesn't have any beard on his chin, so he looks no different from those eunuchs on TV.
"No, can you stand with us in this dress??" Hong Haofan smiled and said, "Go over there, stand over there, you should stand on the side." ”
As he spoke, Hong Haofan also gestured the specific location to Su Cao.