"Old Qin, where's your beard? Ouch yo yo yo, eyebrows trimmed too? it! Nose hair cut? Lao Qin, what's wrong with you? What happened? Are you saying goodbye to this world? ”

Li Di suddenly found that Lao Qin's familiar face had become very unfamiliar, except for the bright top, everything else had changed!

Lao Qin didn't care about this, and as soon as he saw Li Di, he dragged Li Di in front of him, and his face was flat: "Where did the stinky boy go?" I didn't come for a day yesterday, I didn't answer your phone calls, I didn't send a letter, rebelled? ”

"No, I, that day, I fell a little, so I rested at home for a while, and I couldn't go out, so I ......" Li Di made a fuss about his head, thought about it, and still didn't tell the truth...... Nonsense, can this be said? Telling Lao Qin that he was already a magical boy destined to save the universe and would fight for the interests of the whole universe, Lao Qin would definitely immediately use Wing Chun to make himself aware of reality. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

"Then you have to talk about it too! Bad Lao Tzu is running everywhere to deliver takeaways, stinky boy! There will be a next time Lao Tzu beats you to death! How's it going? Is your body still cool? Lao Qin looked Li Di up and down, and frowned: "Why do you feel that you kid is a little weak?" The face is pale, what does the six women who didn't give fifty yuan that day have anything to do with you? You won't ...... Six, a little barely, right? Your kid's body is stiff, can you hold it? ”

Looking at Lao Qin's suspicious face, Li Di immediately straightened up: "I am a five-good boy born in New China and grew up under the red flag, how can you think of me like this?" Even if you want to think about it this way, it will not be now, in a few years! ”

Lao Qin let go of his hand suspiciously, and just as he wanted to say something, he heard the sound of pumping water in the toilet in the back kitchen.

"Someone in the store?" Li Di asked suspiciously, and then immediately remembered the key: "By the way, I still have to ask!" Old Qin, what's going on? You washed the whole shop with sulfuric acid, didn't you? The air conditioner was also installed, and you also replaced the broken lamp that has not been replaced in the past three years, and there is a big plaque at the door! Now you actually take care of yourself, Lao Qin, do you have a fever? ”

Lao Qin pricked up his ears and listened to the movement inside, and then said in a low voice: "There is a big girl inside, this big girl is so smart that she wants to die!" Lao Tzu fell in love with it at a glance! I have a hunch, whether I can get married depends on this trembling, you kid remember for me, let's be a couple, this is the Starlight Hotel, I am forty-six years old, from a famous family, well-educated, graduated from college, with a monthly income of 30,000 yuan, mature and responsible, gentle and connotative, it is definitely the best choice for a girl from a good family to choose a husband! Although these words are true, it is a bit immodest for me to say them, and it is best for you to say them. ”

“……”

Li Di narrowed his eyes and looked at Lao Qin, seeing that Lao Qin was a little uncomfortable.

"Lao Qin, you touch your conscience and talk to me."

Lao Qin stuffed his hand into the crotch of his pants.

"As long as the girl is not blind, I have seen a young man, and I know that you have to be at least fifty when I am in the light, as long as I have a little knowledge, I can also know that we are a Lanzhou ramen restaurant, as long as you have been to elementary school, you can speak Chinese, and your IQ is up to standard, as soon as you inquire about this piece, you will know that you are in the fourth grade of primary school and still black-hearted to ask for money to beat women every day, and you also go to college, you have also gone to college, and I don't know which pheasant university, authentic college students take your turn?"

Li Di pursed his lips, his face full of disdain: "You brag and also play drafts, your cowhide is completely uninnovative." ”

"You kid thinks I'm willing to talk nonsense with my eyes open! Lao Tzu's innocence in his life was ruined this time! But this time Lao Tzu really fell in love with the girl, let me tell you, Aunt Liu introduced, at first I thought Aunt Liu was giving me eye medicine, but the big girl didn't dislike it at all, she cleaned it when she came, and the store was still cleaned up by the girl for me, this year, such a girl, even if she didn't go to college, even if her family was poor, this virtuous person, she couldn't find it with a lantern! ”

Lao Qin's face was full of emotion.

"Aunt Liu introduced you? Can Aunt Liu introduce you to a good family? Or can you sit in our store without changing your face? Can they also help you clean and tidy up your storefront? Are you sure she's the Big Earth Girl? Lao Qin, Aunt Liu shouldn't have asked for a Martian girl from somewhere to see you off, right? Lao Qin, don't forget, you beat up Aunt Liu's son last time! ”

Li Di's eyes widened.

"Nonsense! Two eyes, a nose and a mouth, you find me a Martian to come out! Lao Tzu told you, this big girl Lao Tzu is bound to win, whether there is anyone to Lao Tzu in the future to support the elderly, it depends on this trembling, you kid is not allowed to drop the chain for me, and your enemies who fall off the chain Lao Tzu beats don't recognize you. ”

Lao Qin shook his fist as big as a sandbag, and looked at Li Di threateningly, Li Di's head shrank, and he clearly remembered the fear that Lao Qin's fist brought to him in the previous years.

"Come on, I know, but Lao Qin, I think we have to be a real person, it doesn't matter if you brag, but if you open your eyes and tell nonsense, then I ......" Li Di shook his head in embarrassment: "I am an upright person, you know, I have been a one-meter-eight man since the fourth grade of primary school, and I have never said anything against my will, you let me break the oath I have made since the fourth grade of primary school, I ......"

"This month's salary has risen by five hundred."

Lao Qin raised five fingers.

"I don't have any psychological burden at all, and what I have admired most since I was a child is the boss you, boss, if you have any orders, just say, go up the knife mountain or go down to the sea of fire, as long as you squeak, I will go! Frown, I won't call Li dogan! ”

Li Di patted his chest.

"Squeak--"

Li Di's face turned purple all of a sudden, and when he looked at the source of the voice, he looked at the position of the back kitchen standing a big-eyed sister with a pair of braids, the big sister was wearing a white shirt and denim pants, revealing smooth calves, pedaling a pair of white board shoes, holding on to the door frame and looking at himself with a smile.

"Nana...... Come on, let me introduce you, this is my subordinate, Li Gou...... Li Di! Dogs! It's called Nana-sama! ”

Lao Qin jumped up from the stool all of a sudden, rushed to the eldest sister, and pointed at Li Di and said.

"Oh! You are the one that Brother Qin always talks about...... Li dogdan? What's the name? Aren't you called Li Di? ”

The eldest sister doesn't seem to understand what is mysterious in Li Di's name.

Li Di opened his mouth and closed it a few times, and it took a while before he took a breath, calmed down his shocked mood, and finally spoke: "Na...... Sister Na, that, my name is Li Di, my nickname is a dog, there is a custom in my hometown, there is a big name, and there is a small name, the old people used to believe that the name is low and the life is hard, so ...... Don't care, just call me Xiaodi! ”

Before the eldest sister could speak, Lao Qin looked unhappy: "Little Di, Nana, don't listen to this kid, just call him a!" Sounds great!

"Hehehehe~"

The eldest sister covered her mouth and laughed, laughing very happily, and directly blocked the words that Li Di wanted to refute in her throat and didn't say it, Rao is Li Di has also seen Daphne and Rebecca these delicate beauties in the past few days, but I have to say that beauties with good personalities can look better than beauties with bad personalities.

Purely psychological.

Therefore, Li Di couldn't understand very much, how could such a blooming flower be inserted on Lao Qin's old cow dung, how myopic this big sister's eyes were? Obviously so big, so shiny, watery, is it astigmatism? Or glaucoma? Or is it a cataract? Brother Qin? Uncle! Sister! Haven't you ever seen a man? I'm such a handsome, lovely, and charming man standing in front of you, but you look at me!!