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Looking at this strange report, Li Di didn't know what kind of expression he should put on. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

"It's really unexpected, the Kingdom of God has let this guy lurk on the earth for twenty years, just to find His Majesty Cavendis's sealing box, and has been planning such a terrible conspiracy, if they really succeed, hmph, we have to make two-handed preparations, you don't need to say, I know you want to know, tell you, this hand of preparation is salvage, we will place an order for the most awesome salvage team on the earth, what about this second-hand preparation, that is, in case the salvage fails, we will use cutting tools to cut the earth horizontally, Take out the magic box again and release it to Your Majesty. ”

Bashar spoke eloquently.

Li Di tore the document to shreds.

"Mr. Bashar, I want to kill Li Erdan, do you agree?"

Bashar looked at Li Erdan, who was full of horror, and nodded.

"Please."

"Thank you!"

Li Di looked around and found that there was only one table that was more handy, so he lifted the table and tried the feel, it felt good, after all, Li Di was a man who was 1.8 meters since the fourth grade of primary school, or a man who once dominated elementary school, the essence of campus fights Li Di couldn't be clearer, this table has clear eyebrows and beautiful eyes, and it is very suitable for beating people.

Li Erdan, who was tied into a dumpling and sealed his mouth, was full of horror, staring at Li Di with round eyes, the two began to communicate with their eyes again, and the eloquent "Goodbye Police" sounded, and the beautiful past with Li Erdan reappeared in Li Di's mind, bit by bit, minute by second, it was so real, so unforgettable, from Li Erdan's eyes, Li Di read what he wanted to express - dog, I am a long-term strategic partner of your family, you can't be so rude to kill me.

Li Di nodded, lifted the table, and then slammed it down with an elegant gesture.

"Three hundred and twenty-seven times! My name is Li Di! Don't call Li dogs!! Do you want the whole universe to know that my name is Li Dogan?! ”

Fifteen minutes after beating Li Erdan with an elegant and serious posture, Li Di threw the last table leg aside, walked to Bashar's side and patted Bashar's shoulder, who was looking very happily: "Brother, do you have smoke?" Here's one. ”

Bashar looked at Li Erdan, then at Li Di, licked his lips, handed Li Di a cigarette, and then took out a lighter to help Li Di light it.

After taking a breath of his eyes, slowly spitting it out, and feeling the pleasure of the smoke swimming around the abdominal cavity, Li Di made a heartfelt speech: "A cigarette afterwards, it is really cool to race the living immortals." ”

Bashar also nodded in agreement: "After coming to the earth, I also joined a lot of gangs, and I also killed a lot of people, at the beginning, I saw that the earthlings who fought like to smoke, and I don't know why, but now I understand, after killing a person, take a puff of cigarettes, and then spit it out, that feeling, tsk, tsk, tsk." ”

Li Di nodded happily, gulping down the pleasure of victory, and soon, a cigarette was inhaled, but Li Di had a feeling of unfinished, so Li Di patted Bashar's shoulder again: "Brother, give me another one?" Not enough yet. ”

"No, there's only one left, I want to keep it for you to enjoy after you are killed, you have enjoyed it all today, I haven't enjoyed it yet, next time, next time." Bashar once again showed his trademark evil and crazy smile: "Li Erdan was almost beaten, and you are almost happy, and you know almost enough, then, let's start, I can't help but enjoy the urge to smoke afterwards!" ”

“……”

Suddenly, Li Di realized that he was beating Li Erdan, and the person who saw him beating Li Erdan also wanted to beat him, Li Erdan added to his own coolness, and he was about to become someone else's pleasure.

"Alas, the world is impermanent, it is impossible to prevent it, in a blink of an eye, I will change from a person who beats people to a person who is beaten, history is always strikingly similar, come out to mix, sooner or later you will have to pay it back, brother, the matter has come to this, although there are thousands of sentences surging in my chest, I can't afford to vomit anymore, I only have a few requests, I hope you can agree, and I know you will definitely agree."

Without waiting for Bashar to react, Li Di preemptively expressed his position: "The first one, just don't slap your face, you can also see that I am very handsome, so my greatest wish is to be written on my epitaph by the world" He came handsomely and went handsomely, and the only legacy left to the world is his handsome face."

Second, can you not transform into that war beast, too tall and too strong, I will be crushed into mud and dust with one punch, and there is no way to realize my ultimate ideal of being handsome and handsome.

Thirdly, you'd better not beat me to death in a violent way, but can you beat me to death in a gentle way? For example, give me an injection of euthanasia or something, I know, although you are rough and uninhibited on the outside, you are fierce and ugly, but I know that you are still a gentle person on your heart, right? ”

Li Di clasped his hands together, a gentle smile appeared on his face, and made his greatest wish in this life, and it was also the most sincere wish since the fourth grade of primary school.

Bashar gently patted Li Di on the shoulder, nodded, and then laughed.

"Hahaha! You stupid big guy is still handsome, don't think that I haven't been in China for a long time and don't know how to write the word handsome, I also know that you have a word in Northeast China called knock, you are slightly better than knock, I punch you in the face can be regarded as plastic surgery, you kid, what a humor! Okay, for the sake of making me laugh, I won't dismantle you into eight pieces and chop you into meat puree, but according to the lightest punishment of the mixed clan, cut you into five pieces and sew them together, leaving you a whole corpse, which is worthy of you! ”

“……”

The full of grooves could not be spit out, to be precise, Li Di had not had time to refute his remarks that he was not handsome enough, and the world in front of him became blurred again, so Li Di once again had the illusion that he was moving forward or the world was retreating, and once again became a poet, and when the world in front of him became clear again, Li Di found himself once again back to the place where the nightmare began three days ago.

Three days ago, when he came home from work at night, Li Di had such a hallucination on the road, everything in front of him suddenly became blurred, almost making Li Di unable to think, and when Li Di returned to normal, he found that he was already in the northernmost corner of Nanhu Park in the development zone, which is very desolate, full of rocks and weeds, and mud swamps.

The place where everything started three days ago was rescued at that time, but now it seems that it is not possible, and the people who have been beaten by Lao Qin will not be able to get out of bed for three or five days, and they will not want to leave the No. 13 conversation room of the Starlight Hotel without paying.

"I really can't imagine it, this is called every day, it is called the earth is not spiritual, I think I Li Di is one meter eight in my life, and I will die like this, or die in such a place where birds don't and even couples don't set foot in it."

Li Di was heartbroken.

"Well, three days ago, the action was relatively hasty, I didn't notice that the three female warriors were following behind, no one came to disturb us today, in your earthly words, even if you shout to cut your throat, no one will come to save you." Bashar seemed pleased with his actions, so he showed off his wit to Li Di: "Who can be so witty but me?" You don't know, a year ago, we sent another person to kill you, but that stupid X didn't study the dress and living habits of the earthling people, and guess what?

Crippled the chengguan! The disgraced teleportation back to the mixed star, and now they are all preaching that the earth is too terrible and I want to return the mixed star, hahaha! I can't even imagine that the dignified demon warriors will be disabled by the chengguan on your earth, but in the past year, I have also learned about the combat effectiveness of your chengguan here, and I can indeed fight with our regular army, fortunately, there are not many people, otherwise it would be really dangerous when we invade the earth. ”

"Cut, just a demon warrior, dare to tease the tiger whiskers of the chengguan, even if you don't kill you, it's gentle, you don't know, the chengguan is actually our country's strategic rapid reaction force, the chengguan is just a cover-up, in fact, they are even more awesome than the special forces, let alone the demon warriors, even if you bastard demon kings come over, three thousand chengguan are enough to destroy it!" Li Di proudly preached the might of the city management.

"Presumptuous! His Majesty Cavendis is the strongest! It can't be defeated! ”

Bashar said angrily.

"Then how can it be sealed on Earth?"

Li Di sneered.

"That's because you Terrans are too cunning! It must be like this, that His Majesty Cavendis was deceived, and His Majesty was sealed, once His Majesty unsealed and understood all your despicable methods, you will definitely die a very miserable death! ”

Bashar angrily argued.

"Then it depends on whether your majesty has tempered his IQ in the past thousand years, if not, or don't come out, you will send him a few brain teasers to temper his IQ, and then come out after all of them, it will be more threatening, otherwise, coming out is an experience item for the prestige of the decent! Otherwise, let's not fight by force, let's go and spell a volume of Olympiad numbers, I will let you know what IQ suppression is! ”

Li Di mocked Bashar with disdain.

"You ugly bastard, don't you forget, now, your life is in my hands!"

"Ugly?!"

At that time, Li Di felt that his anger value soared rapidly, almost to the point of breaking the table, he felt that his strength was soaring rapidly, and his agility was also rising rapidly, almost reaching the level of non-human beings, and the combat power of the whole person rose sharply, almost breaking through the level of the primary school overlord he had reached, Li Di told himself, I Li Di can always be one meter eight in this life, I can be kind and upright all my life, and I can be handsome and handsome all my life, the only thing that I can't accept is one word! Ugly!