There was a girl named Xiaomei (pseudonym), one day she went out to play and met another little girl, so her bad luck began-

For example, when walking on the road for no reason, a car would pass by her, making her whole body dirty, "Hold the grass, don't you have eyes? You can't see such a big living person!" The driver came back to his senses, saw Xiao Mei, and hurriedly got out of the car to apologize to Xiao Mei

"Ah, I'm sorry, I really didn't see it, where were you just now, why didn't I see anything just now?"

"I ...... It's really &#$#&@哼!" The driver saw it and quickly returned to the car and walked away quickly, "Hey!" When Xiaomei came to her senses, the car ...... It's gone, "***......

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Anyway, this is a thing by the river, there are many people fishing by the river, Xiaomei wants to see the snail girl, by the way to play with them for a while, but the people in the river are fine, she saw a shark in the river as soon as she passed!

She panicked and wanted to run back, but was bitten by a shark on her clothes! Finally broke free of the shark and ran out of the crocodile! The people by the river ran away, but they only chased her!

"Hold the grass, are they serious, why are they only chasing me?" she thought as she ran, but couldn't figure it out

I managed to avoid the crocodile but ran into a piranha!"How do I feel like I've seen a real-life version of Finding Nemo!, but it's just a river, hey!" She ran and ran for more than half an hour, and still didn't shake off the fish behind her

"That's not true! Why do all the fish chasing me behind me have legs!"

All you see is a girl running in front of a shark, followed by a crocodile, followed by a piranha! And most incrediblely, it's all long! legs, and it has four legs like a crocodile!

She gave a quick look back and turned her head back, "It's not scientific!"

The biologist saw it and tried to help her catch the fish, but all the weapons they were holding were thrown at her!

"I'm sorry little girl, we didn't mean to! we just wanted to help you catch those fish!"

Let's take a look again, only to see a hook on Xiaomei's collar, and a rope in her hair to catch animals, she looked in horror at the nails that were flying towards her and still some distance away!

"Nails, are you fishing too!" "Ahh

After a day of tossing and turning, she finally got fine, and she lay on the ground foaming at the mouth

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Finish!

The protagonist managed to avoid danger in this way, but he died of exhaustion......

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"Director, hey, I'm not dead yet, I'm the protagonist, how can I die?