Chapter 90: We are all mushroom-picking sisters-in-law

"Legend. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info. Blinded by the dark light, Parisio shined a flashlight on the lower half of his face: "There is a family of bears, and they make a living by picking mushrooms.

There is a little bear who often goes to a woodyard to pick mushrooms, and he likes to count them as he picks: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven。。。。。。

But one day, in the woods, there was a homeless man who liked to lie on the ground and watch the sky, so that day the bear went to pick mushrooms like this: one, two, three, three, three, three, three。。。。。。 Hey? Why can't I pull one out here?

The man was secretly refreshed, so he came again the next day.

The next day, the bear told Daddy Bear that there were mushrooms that could not be pulled off, so Daddy Bear came to pick mushrooms with him, and Daddy Bear also counted while picking: one, two, three, four, five, six... ”

"Finished? It's not scary, it's disappointing. Xuanxuan lifted the big quilt: "I won't play anymore, I'll suffocate me, Lu Xiuxiu, you smell so big." "It's bright outside, ah, it's early in the morning telling ghost stories...

Lu Xiuxiu and Daimu Hei covered their crotches in silence: "It's terrible... Don't lie down in the woods! ”

Swept the downwind. Flow-sang food storage. Zhao Wuji is downstairs to take the wind. Liusang's butt was wrapped like a dumpling with Lao Yan's head, and only one head of Lao Yan's head was exposed, and Vice President Zhao tied it behind his back. Liusang's femur and pelvis have been comminuted and fractured, and his buttocks are in a cast and bandage on a makeshift bed in the living room... How to spank the ass in a plaster!

Before leaving, the wind. Flow. Sang half-dead instructed: "You must find me to be a dead mushroom!" Otherwise, Yan will run out of body fluids and die! Xiaosheng's life is probably over... ”

Fresh air right outside the door! Brilliant sunshine! People who live in the city cannot imagine the benefits of the forest, the leaves are covered with the fresh dew of this morning, reflecting the sun, the shadows of the trees are mottled, the rays of sunlight cast from the canopy to the ground, the cheerful chirping of birds, and the occasional small animal running through the woods.

Seeing the woods today, I felt for the first time that it was a good thing to join this academy.

Dai Muhei was carrying emergency medical equipment, Zhao Wuji was carrying a circle of spices, carrying a large cauldron, and carrying only a head spitting saliva everywhere behind his back, and he shouted: "Slow down!" Don't get scattered! Don't forget that the main task of the day is to find some mushrooms! ”

Good.

If the woods are so dense, it's good to wander around and find a little cub of some animal to take back and raise, that's the main task of the day. Xuanxuan thought so.

If the woods are so dense, do something that no one else knows, okay, try to find a chance to be alone. Lu Xiuxiu thought so.

If the woods are so dense, you can do whatever you want, okay, today the overlord will take the bow and find a chance to be alone with Lu Xiuxiu! Yogiguro thought so.

If the woods are so dense, chase and kiss my darling, okay, follow him, Mu Hei watch run. Parisio thought so.

Zhao Wuji watched Xuanxuan burrow into the woods, followed by Lu Xiuxiu, who had straight eyes, Lu Xiuxiu was followed by Daimu Hei, who was straight-eyed, and Parisio, who was straight-eyed, and he exclaimed: Ah, the students have learned to form a battle formation, Dean! Just wait! We must have found the mushroom that I forgot what it was called, and I didn't know what kind of mushroom it grew! He then followed behind Parisio.

Ah, the eyes are full of green, and the ears are full of the rubbing of leaves and the chirping of birds, it is really good... Xuanxuan turned her head: "What are you doing with me!" ”

"Huh?"

"Your aisle is as bad as a blind bear."

"Ahh I'm afraid you're lost... ”

Lu Xiu showed his head after Lu Xiu's death: "Yes... Yes, if you get lost, you're in trouble. ”

Behind Yogiguro, Parisio showed his head: "It's not good to get lost." ”

Behind Parisio, Vice President Zhao showed his head: "Did the children find the mushrooms?" ”

Xuanxuan supported her forehead.

Lao Yan splattered saliva and shouted: "The first to win is paper!" After winning is! Refreshing!!! ”

This row of people, except for Vice Dean Zhao, all know that they seem to be followed by a tail and can't do whatever they want, so they will be lifted one by one! Solve the last Vice Dean Zhao first! Won't I have to find mushrooms for the bad old man first!

Parisio impatiently plucked a mushroom from under the tree and stuffed it into the old Yan's mouth.

"Wait a minute, what kind of mushroom!"

"This is... Zhao Wuji leaned down and observed: "Amanita phalloides! ”

"Amanita albicus is extremely toxic, the toxins are toxic peptides and poisonous umbrella peptides, and the poisoning symptoms are mainly liver damage, and the mortality rate is extremely high. . . ."

β€œγ€‚γ€‚γ€‚ I'm the next Olympics! Dean, don't swallow it! Dean! Dean! I've eaten it, Dean! ”

"The first to win is the paper! After winning is! Refreshing!!! ”

"Oops, noos, noos! You have to eat something of a different color! ”

"He started with pale yellow, and this one was white!"

"This this, this! The color is different! Dai Mu Hei picked up a big red mushroom with white spots on it and stuffed it into Lao Yan's mouth.

"Wait! Slow down, slow down! I swallowed it again! Swallowed too fast! Zhao Wuji is crazy, as a chef, he naturally still recognizes a lot of mushrooms: "That's Amanita phalloides!" Onset occurs within 6 hours of consumption! Severe nausea, vomiting, abdominal pain, diarrhea, and confusion, sweating, grooming, muscle twitching, pulse slowing, breathlessness, trismus, dizziness, confusion! ”

"Kiguro, for the first time, I think you're so strong." Lu Xiuxiu patted Daimu Hei on the shoulder: "Your mushroom has a lot of additional effects." Oops, old man's. ”

"The first to win is the paper! After winning is! Refreshing!!! ”

"This doesn't look poisonous... Xuanxuan pulled up a wrinkled mushroom on the top of the gray umbrella and handed it over, and Lao Yan bit down half of his head and almost didn't bite Xuanxuan's hand.

"It's... Zhao Wuji glanced at the cold sweat: "Poison. Pleats! Half an hour after consumption, I experienced strong nausea, vomiting, abdominal pain, diarrhea, slow heartbeat, difficulty breathing, and blood in the urine! Don't feed the dean at will, children!! ”

"The first to win is the paper! After winning is! Refreshing!!! ”

"Huh? This looks soft and weak and not poisonous. Vice President Zhao, please give me an appraisal. Lu Xiuxiu held a small white mushroom in his hand and handed it to Vice President Zhao, and Lao Yan suddenly turned sideways and ate it in one bite!

"Ahh I also want to ask what kind of mushroom this is... Lu Xiuxiu looked at the only half of the umbrella left in his hand and scratched his head regretfully and said.

Then the three people around him and a fish barked at the same time: "That's a dog. Urine. Moss!!! ”

"The first to win is the paper! After winning is! Refreshing!!! ”

"It's not saved, it's not saved!" Vice President Zhao also helped his forehead.

There was a sudden rattling in the bushes in front of them, and several people looked over and saw a fluffy bear poking its head out of it.

"Wow!" It's nice, fluffy, with dark brown fur and shiny eyes... Xuanxuan walked over slowly, stretched out her hands to the bear, the bear was not afraid of people, staggered over, Xuanxuan got her wish and hugged the bear, oh, the fluffy warmth is really not light. She turned around with a happy smile on her face, but the three people and one fish on the other side looked behind her, their faces were pale, and Daigi Hei even collapsed to the ground.

"Huh?" She turned her head and saw ... A big bear standing upright more than two meters tall stood in the bushes and glared at her!

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