When Jiang Tao reacted, Hu Lanhua was already squatting in the corner of the wall, and with a snort, something bright yellow and soft immediately flowed out from between her feet. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

Jiang Tao's face turned green.

The subway security officer next to her immediately rushed over and wanted to pull Hu Lanhua up from the ground, but as soon as she got within three meters of her, she was covered by a burst of stench.

"Hey, what do you do? Open defecation is not allowed here, don't you know? The security officer covered his nose and frowned, and his body couldn't help but step back.

Hu Lanhua ignored him, buried her head, looked down at the bright yellow, and then muttered: "Ouch, I have a bad stomach." ”

Jiang Tao stood not far away with a black face, embarrassed at this time, he wanted to turn around and leave immediately, pretending not to know his mother, but also worried that she would be arrested and sent to the police station. Standing in place for a while, it is not to walk, nor is it to stay.

"Xiao Tao......" Hu Lanhua raised her head as if she suddenly remembered something, and shouted to Jiang Tao who was standing not far away, "Do you have a tissue paper on you?" ”

The onlookers who covered their noses next to them, some were taking pictures with their mobile phones and posting on Weibo, some were snickering, and some were pointing at Jiang Tao.

At this time, Jiang Tao couldn't wait to find a crack in the ground immediately, never come out again, and never recognize him as his mother again.

"Xiao Tao?" Seeing that Jiang Tao didn't react, Hu Lanhua couldn't help but raise her voice and asked again, "Did you bring a tissue?" I've run out of paper on me. ”

At this time, the subway safety officer next to him found that Jiang Tao was standing not far away. So, he immediately gave up the goal of Hu Lanhua and grabbed Jiang Tao instead.

"Hey, young man, do you know each other? Who is this? You can't defecate in the subway station, don't you know? The subway safety officer, as he spoke, moved back and forth between Jiang Tao and Hu Lanhua with disgusted eyes.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, we ......" Jiang Tao was embarrassed to say that he didn't know, this kind of basic public morality, as a college student, wouldn't he know? So, he had to apologize and politely said, "We'll clean it up ourselves, I'm really sorry to cause you trouble." ”

"Humph! Hurry up and get her clean, hurry up! After speaking, the security officer covered his nose and walked away for a distance, but he still looked at the two of them from a distance.

Jiang Tao turned around, but found that Hu Lanhua had actually lifted her pants and stood up!

"You ......"

Didn't you just ask Jiang Tao for a handsome paper? I'm already standing up with my pants on my feet, what does that mean?

Jiang Tao felt that at this time, he must have looked like he was scorched by thunder, and stood opposite Hu Lanhua dumbfounded.

"Xiao Tao, hurry up, let's go quickly." Hu Lanhua stepped in front of Jiang Tao in two steps, took his hand and was about to walk out of the subway.

Jiang Tao subconsciously flashed his hand away. What part did she use to clean herself just now? In Jiang Tao's mind, he was thinking about this academic question at this time, and he hadn't reacted yet, Hu Lanhua's words just now were trying to slip away!

"Let's go! What are you still doing? Seeing that Jiang Tao was still not leaving, Hu Lanhua hurriedly tugged at his sleeve and pulled him out.

The subway security officer not far away saw Hu Lanhua's intention to slip away, and immediately rushed over again and grabbed Hu Lanhua.

"Hello, this eldest sister, what are you going to do? I want to go! You ......" The security officer looked at the bright yellow puddle on the ground, and unconsciously frowned tightly together, "The puddle of things you pulled yourself haven't been cleaned up yet." ”

Jiang Tao also reacted at this moment, and his face immediately slammed, and he turned red into a monkey's pi strand. Just now he assured the subway security officer that they would clean it up by themselves, but he didn't think that it was less than a minute, and Hu Lanhua pulled himself and wanted to slip away under the noses of others.

Now that he has been caught by others, how can Jiang Tao not blush?

Hu Lanhua raised her hand, shook off the hand of the subway safety officer, and shouted, "What are you doing!" Do! Which eye do you see, and I pulled it? ”

This...... The speed of turning his face and not admitting it is really fast enough, and he is almost surpassing the subway.

The subway safety officer did not follow: "I saw it with both eyes!" We've all seen it. You ask everyone, huh? Who didn't see you squatting here just now? There are also many people who took out their mobile phones and took videos, and they are not afraid that you will not admit it. This guy is your child, right? You don't know how bad the impact of this is, I think your son should know. Eldest sister, I advise you, don't toast and don't eat and drink. ”

"Mom......" Jiang Tao pulled Lahu Lanhua's arm on the side, wanting her to say less, today's incident itself was what she did wrong. She still thinks she is in the countryside, and she can pull any crop.

Hu Lanhua quarreled with the subway security officer: "The old lady doesn't eat any wine." Let's take the subway, but we paid the money, even if the old lady pulls the shi here, you should clean it. Where can you just collect money and not do things, there are not such good things in the world! ”

The subway safety officer couldn't believe his ears. The woman in front of her not only didn't admit her mistake, but also beat her upside down, saying that they should be here to clean up the disgusting stuff that was yellow and canny.

It just doesn't make sense!

"Eldest sister, if you are so messy again, I can only send you to the public security organ in accordance with the regulations." The subway safety officer warned.

Jiang Tao immediately said good things to the subway safety officer: "Don't don't, comrade, this matter is ours, don't call the police, let us deal with it ourselves." ”

"Xiao Tao! This should have been their ......"

Hu Lanhua wanted to say something, Jiang Tao glared at her fiercely and scolded loudly: "Mom! Aren't you embarrassed enough? If you don't shut up, I'll send you back now, and you'll never come to this city again, lest you be ashamed!" ”

Seeing that Jiang Tao was angry, Hu Lanhua immediately shut up, and at the same time glanced at the subway security officer fiercely.

The subway safety officer didn't see it, but said to Jiang Tao: "Hurry up, I'll give you two minutes, before the next subway enters the station, you must clean it, otherwise, passengers will complain about our subway." ”

"Okay, let's get it, let's get it." Jiang Tao said as he walked towards the pool of bright yellow, held back his nausea, took out a piece of paper from his pocket, and cleaned up the pool of filth.