Chapter 40: Speaking of when will Biochemical Six come out?
"Guys, I have to tell you a piece of sad news. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. biqUgE。 info We're separated from them. The crucian carp looked at the broken bridge behind him and said with a demented expression.
"What's so painful. I'm counting, the fat man, possessed, no, the one who wears glasses, it looks like he fell into the lake, no, the inner girl, it seems that he didn't know where he went, no, we still have three people, obviously they are separated from us, okay. "We are the most handsome, and the old man checked his fingers.
"That's not the problem." The crucian carp shook his head: "The problem is that they are all the first protagonists to appear, and we are inconsequential supporting roles, which is a painful place, without the halo of the protagonist, this kind of miserable copy of the fish... How many resurrections do we have to throw in the past! ”
I saw that there was a huge trap on the ground! The sharp edges shine sharply! The crucian carp stepped on it with one kick! The trap stabbed a large row of deep blood on his leg!!
"Ah~~~ to raise ~~~"
Little by little, the crucian carp stretched the trap open: "Oh... Refreshing. ”
The most handsome old man in our tunzi and the most worried guy in our tunzi quickly left him fifty meters: "Do you really care about throwing resurrection!" ”
"Ahh Be careful! Don't run around! Especially this kind of place where there are traps everywhere! The crucian carp saw that a sledgehammer had fallen on their heads, so he pounced on them and pushed them both out, and waited for the sledgehammer to come down.
"Oh! You are willing to be smashed to save us! It's great! ”
"That's right!" The crucian carp burst into tears: "I am so great!" Teaming up with teammates like me is a blessing you've cultivated for eight lifetimes! I can give up anything for the sake of my teammates! The crucian carp said, and then looked up: "Why don't you smash it down... ”
"Huh? Wow delayed again! Get out of here! ”
"Nima, can this be delayed? How can I cancel the delay? I can't wait to have some coolness! ”
We are the most handsome old man and we are the most worried, the young man looked at the crucian carp with a black line, and waited anxiously under the big hammer for a delay of three minutes, and was smashed into a fillet by the sledgehammer. . .
“。。。 I said, why should we take care of this goods, did this goods really push us away just now to save us? . . ”
"Ha, I've seen through it." The crucian carp got out from under the sledgehammer, and its body was as thin as a piece of paper: "I just remembered the fourteenth chapter when I had a shake setting, and it happened to be the fortieth chapter reversed, so I remembered it." ”
"The things of chapter fourteen and chapter forty only remembered how forgetful you were! And that kind of thing, even if you can't think of it, it doesn't matter at all, okay! ”
The crucian carp burst into tears with excitement: "That's the setting of the great author's confession!" That's the soul of a character! ”
“。。。 Your soul is as rancid as mud. ”
Suddenly, a huge stone cave hall appeared in front of it, and the walls of the hall had been replaced by candles and burning torches to brighten the hall, and at the other end of the hall, there was a huge vault-like steel door, with a copy of the combination lock on it, and a huge mark on it, in the shape of an umbrella, four petals, red and white. Our most worried young man was very excited to see this scene, and he pointed to the steel gate: "Ah! There is a treasure of my ancestors! We found it so easily! ”
“。。。 Ahh Speaking of which, why isn't the title of this volume a stealing note? ”
"Nonsense, of course, because this volume is not written about the tomb at all! No matter how mentally abnormal, the volume name and chapter content must match! ”
"That's right. Have you noticed that the protagonist of this volume is actually me. The miserable voice appeared again: "I have the ability to appear here!" But you're dead this time! ”
"It's me." Our most worried young man retorted: "Open my ancestral treasure quickly!" I'm going to meet my love! After all, who the hell are you! ”
Several red rays of light were projected to paint the appearance of a little girl covered in red in the middle: "I am the guardian of your ancestral grave, the intelligent supercomputer of the hive of the Umbrella Company Raccoon City Underground Research Institute, the Red Queen." ”
"Oh, hehe, Resident Evil is messing in... Is this really an ancestral grave... Are you the heir to the Umbrella Company? Oh my God, the rich second generation! The crucian carp fell into a shock: "Even my mythical family has to admire!" He saw a door open in front of him, and several zombies rushed out, so he half-knelt on the ground and hugged the thighs of our most worried guys: "Brother Tuhao, I'll help you pick up soap!" Let's make friends! ”
The most handsome old man in Tunzi shook off the windbreaker domineeringly, and took out two ** domineeringly, he held his chin in one hand and shook his hair coolly, flashing his big gold teeth: "Ah! I've been lurking all my life! It's finally waiting for today! I'm going to destroy the Umbrella Company! As the second human in history besides Alice, I have finally waited for this day to be the second human in history to perfectly integrate with the T-virus! He raised his gun in a deep voice, facing the zombies rushing towards them in front of him: "The Umbrella Company of All Evils!" Say goodbye to your sinful history today! ”
"Oooh! And help me get the treasure of my ancestors to find my wife! "We are the most worried, and the young man is greatly inspired!
The most handsome old man in our tunzi opened the safety of the pistol, and he didn't know when there was another cowboy hat on his head, and he put on a few cool poses: "Since you sincerely asked!" ”
Our most worried young man cooperated with his actions: "Then I will tell you with great mercy!" ”
"To prevent the destruction of the world!"
"To protect the peace of the world!"
"Carry out love and true evil!"
"Cute and charming villains!"
"We are the most handsome old man!"
"We are the most worried guys!"
"We're Team Rocket across the galaxy!"
"White hole! A white tomorrow awaits us! ”
The crucian carp stretched its neck from below and stretched its head up: "That's it! Crucian! ”
"Wow! What a tacit understanding! It's just that the names of the two of us are a little longer and not tasteful! ”
"Mom said that only when the ID is long can it be thought-provoking, and when the name is long, it will be shocking again!"
"Ahh It's the first time I've found out that you're so knowledgeable, uncle! The insights about the game ID are simply appalling! ”
"That's it!" The most handsome old man in our tunzi said proudly, and he put the gun against the back of the head of our most worried young man in tunzi。。。。。。
"Ahh Uncle, you look... Mistaken ... ”
We are the most handsome, the old man didn't know where to quickly took out a bottle of female Guihaha, put it on his head and made a cool expression: "Shoot is you, don't doubt it anymore!" ”
"Damn, what are you doing!! Don't hug my thighs!! Run!! Aren't you the second person in the perfect fusion of the righteous T-virus!! I also cooperated with you to say such a brain-dead line for a long time!! You're going to kill zombies!! ”
"Brother Tuhao hugs his thighs!"
"There are thousands of zombies in the world, but you are the only heir to the Umbrella Company, and I have been lurking in Sunflower Village for many years for this purpose! So, I want to destroy you for the sake of justice! ”
"Don't! At least let me see the last side of my childhood sweetheart! ”
"Rest assured, we'll deliver your head to her! A volume protagonist like you, who is inexplicably stolen by the author with high hopes, is the most hateful! We're going to have to you here! Ah, I accidentally said the truth! The crucian carp was still holding his thighs.
"Don't worry, I'll kill you all in the head with one bullet to save bullets when you and all the zombies are lined up!" The old man wanted to poke him in the head with a pistol.
“。。。 O despicable people! I'm desperate for life! You might as well just say you want them to gnaw me! The most worried young man looked at the rushing zombies in despair, he looked up at the sky at a forty-five degree angle and said goodbye to his lover with tears streaming down his face.
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