"I feel the urge to use the Kirin Arm on you. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo”

Li Di looked at Daphne coldly, Daphne seemed to be a little embarrassed by Li Di, stretched out her hand and scratched her head, and said with a smile: "Oh, we are also in a hurry, so we made this decision, they don't understand the earth, so this is a good thing, the spies they sent to the earth before were crippled by your Chinese city management, our spy said that after that guy went back, he would say that the earth was terrible or something, which caused a certain fear of the earth people within the mixed kingdom, so he didn't dare to act rashly for the time being."

Now that you have killed Bashar, the mixed kingdom will be more cautious and careful, and we can buy more time to prepare for the war, which is a good thing for all of us, the only thing we need to worry about now is that your body has not recovered, because according to the historical records, you did not sign a contract with us for a magical boy and forcibly drove the embarrassing energy, although for a while to gain extremely powerful combat power, but afterwards it will enter a state of weakness, and the duration may be more than a day! ”

Li Di's eyes widened: "History books? The contract of the magical boy? Awkward? What the heck?! ”

Daphne took out a worn-out book from her four-dimensional pocket in front of the gull pie, which opened Li Di's eyes, this is like the royal road used by the emperor to travel, and the smooth chest can also be equipped with the function of a four-dimensional pocket! It's amazing!

"Look at the book." Daphne sent the front of the book to Li Di's eyes, and Li Di looked at it, and the four big characters on the book were still in traditional Chinese - "The Treasure Book of Embarrassment", which looked like some years.

“…… shenmegui？ ”

"This was given to me by His Royal Highness the God King before I came to Earth, and she told me that this was the last inheritance that Uncle Li Gang had given us before he took six magical girls to live in seclusion on Earth after he defeated Cavendis, and it recorded all the tricks he used and what he wanted to warn us, but because the language was very obscure, and we were too lazy to enjoy a peaceful life and not do anything else, we only translated the last page of the text for a thousand years, That is, the content about Embarrassment and his descendants, the others have not been translated. ”

"Why do you only translate the last side?"

"Because we feel that the most important words must be at the end."

"You guys are so lazy, Uncle Li Gang must not know." Li Di shook his head depressedly: "Open it, I'll take a look!" ”

"Oh."

Daphne flipped the strange book open.

The title page is the preface.

Yu is Li Gang, who is strong, should be a native of Tianfu, and was born in the third year of Xianping in the Great Song Dynasty.

Dazhong Xiangfu nine years, more than sixteen years, February Xinsi, Yu happened to meet the so-called war beast, do not know the so-called magic girl six, help it defeat the war beast, then for its pit, sign the so-called contract, then do not know the so-called magic boy, to do not know the so-called God Kingdom, do not know the so-called cosmic war, Yu Shen shocked.

The rest of the matter, if there is the rest of this article, must have known, the intention of the rest of this article, is to conclude that the person does not know my Chinese text, so written on the title page, after the title page is nonsense, only the title page is the truth of the rest, the rest of the want to warn future generations, if there is a chance encounter with war beasts and magical girls, and then forced to sign the contract of the magic boy, hahahahaha, will experience everything Yu has experienced, the pain in the heart, must be empathetic, I am not alone, cool!

Although Yu is pitted, but its six magical girls are beautiful, with big breasts and hips, although they are suspected of being brain-dead, they are also good wives and mothers! The demon king Cavendis has been sealed by Yu, no longer a chaos, the magic box is handed down to future generations for safekeeping, if Cavendis accidentally escapes, Yu has passed away, nothing to do with it! Words have come to this, no need to say more, the rest of the Song Dynasty also! Hahahahaha!

“…………”

Li Di bounced up from the bed all of a sudden, snatched the broken book with his hand, and threw it to the ground!

"Brain-dead! You'll still be pitted for a thousand years! Pit goods! What the heck!?! ”

"Are you physically recovered? This is indeed a divine book! ”

Li Di was furious: "God, your sister! Can't you see that this book is purely cheating on me? What a magic boy, what an embarrassment, I'm going to be embarrassed when you say it! ”

"But this is what Uncle Li Gang, who has been passed down from generation to generation in our kingdom, said that he relied on embarrassing energy to gather himself, and then used the invincible unparalleled skill in the world to eliminate the mixed warriors and save the whole universe from peril! Although we don't understand what embarrassment energy is. Daphne shook Li Di's hand very excitedly: "And you will be the next man to do this!" You will save the next cosmic peril! So, come on! Join us! Dogs! ”

"Mud Kai!" Li Di shook off Daphne's hand: "Not to mention that you don't have the ability to buy people's hearts, just with your words, I will never go along with you, go to your uncle's salvation of the universe, I can't breathe when I leave the earth, how can you guarantee that I will save the universe and fight the alien planet?!" ”

"So I want you to join us and become the second magic boy in the whole universe, Uncle Li Gang had no way to get out of the earth's atmosphere back then, and then we had an idea and thought of a way to make Uncle Li Gang a magic boy, so use magic, in the state of a magic boy, any gas can be inhaled as oxygen by the people of your earth human race, and then survive!"

Daphne said emotionally, and then patted Li Di on the shoulder: "Survive like a weed, and then fight!" Dog!! ”

Li Di slapped him over: "I said that my name is Li Di!" ”

Daphne didn't care: "It doesn't matter who you are, as long as you are willing to sign a contract and fight with us!" ”

Li Di slapped him with a backhand: "It's going to die, it's terrible!" And I still have to go to school, I don't have time to save your universe, go die! ”

Daphne was so angry that her two eyes turned red, and tears slowly filled her entire eyes: "Okay, then let us be defeated, killed, and destroyed, and then the whole universe will fall into the evil rule of Cavendis, and we will be captured and imprisoned by Cavendis, and then it will be a never-ending ravage, ravage, and ravage, with a thick and long whip...... Whip...... We...... Ah......h

Li Di looked at Daphne as if she was getting more and more excited, as if she had thought of something very strange, and got something strange, her two hands first held her body, and then her face was flushed, her hands touched her cheeks, her eyes were empty and long, and she looked at the distance where she didn't know it, and her expression revealed an emotion called longing......

This shakes M.

"You seem excited?"

Li Di looked at Daphne speechlessly.

"Nope! How can it be! I'm a warrior of light! Daphne erased the spring water from her eyes: "I haven't had a boyfriend in twenty years!" We have been fighting for the revival of the Light Alliance! This is our mission, our destiny! ”

"Dare to ask the woman how expensive it is this year?"

"Twenty!"

Li Di closed his eyes sadly, then opened them again, and said pityingly: "I sympathize with your experience. ”

According to Li Di's analysis, the reason why Bi Chi couldn't find a boyfriend for 20 years should not only be Bi Chi's character, but also the terminal illness that she suffered from on the earth, which is not uncommon on the earth - a terminal illness called "Smooth and Smooth Syndrome Syndrome" should account for a large proportion.

"Then are you willing to join us as a magical boy?!" Daphne's face was full of surprise.

"Get out!"

Li Di stretched out his hand and pointed to the door, and also looked outside his room, the big dining table was full of leftovers......

"Wait a minute, what's that on the table? How is it all garbage? By the way, what about Angel and Rebecca? What about Zhang Lulu, Li Lanlan and Wang Beibei? ”