How did all this happen?

Just now, just as I was about to Baidu, a young woman suddenly came out. www.biquge.info Although this woman is skinny, she can't hide her poetry. She finished reciting "Spring River Flower Moonlight Night" in one go, without preparation, without brewing, and as she pleased.

The two of them worked hard to memorize it for a week and didn't memorize it well, and they were punished by the teacher countless times, but she was done easily. Without pause, the accuracy rate is as high as 99.99%.

The two were dumbfounded and stammered: "You, how did you do it?" ”

"Sincerely, the golden stone is open."

"Girl, what school are you from? We are building a middle school, are you a top student who fell from the sky? "to help them out of the sea of suffering......

"I'm not from any school." Jiang Weisheng pursed her lips and smiled: "Uh...... In fact, I memorized this poem nine years ago. But now, I'm about to become a mother. ”

The two looked at her from beginning to end, and were shocked: "You said you were going to be a mother?!" "They called her sister just now, thinking they were the same age. In the past few years, I finally met a lovely girl, but as long as the girl pushed her stomach forward, she showed the right of belonging of others, and she didn't love it.

it! Who picked the flowers of the motherland!

[Host, you have earned 5 points, welcome to keep up the good work!] 】

"How are these 5 points calculated?"

[Random.] 】

Jiang Weisheng: This luck =. =

……

When I went to check out, there were a lot of people and there was a long queue. Jiang Weisheng stood calmly at the end, listening to Xiaomeng's report.

[Host, you are in line No. 44, after calculation, excluding emergencies and the ink situation of people in line, only from the machine scanning speed and the number of people in line shopping, you need to wait for 30 minutes and 15 seconds. 】

Jiang Weisheng blinked depressedly, it takes 30 minutes to queue up to buy something? She's so hungry that she's almost singing.

Forget it, let's play with your phone. Just pregnant, playing with the phone for a while is within the normal safe range and is not in the way.

Jiang Weisheng opened the original owner's mobile phone and found that there was WeChat software in it, and after clicking in, a news message popped up, [Ling Qianjun, the young president of Huanyu Real Estate, was drunk and drag racing late at night, and his life and death were uncertain in a car accident, was it an accident or a group fight? 】

At a cursory glance, Jiang Weisheng learned that Huanyu Real Estate is the largest real estate company in the country, also known as Ling's Group. And Ling Zhongtian, the current head of the Ling Group, ranks among the top ten richest people in the country.

Jiang Weisheng has always been uninterested in these family histories, so he simply pressed them out. She browsed the WeChat of the original owner, and there were few contacts, and the person she contacted most often was Yan Fei.

And the chat record between the original owner and Yan Fei, uh, is hard to say.

The style of painting is slightly strange.

Yan Fei would send messages to the original owner Jiang Weisheng every day, but Jiang Weisheng didn't reply to any of them.

And the content of the message sent to Jiang Weisheng by Yan Fei can be roughly divided into three parts, jokes, selfies, and daily greetings. The most often posted are jokes.

Jiang Weisheng swept the long list of jokes one by one, and there was a slight smile in his eyes, but it was only a little ...... Smile.

[Aha, wahaha, poof, ha, host, it's funny! ] Is this Yan Fei here to be funny, haha, it's so funny, poof! 】

- Can your laughter be lowered?

[Host, it's hard for people to hear this kind of joke in Venus, everyone usually takes life with a serious attitude, and has never been so casual as you earthlings. 】

- Little dream, you don't look very serious.

[Host, follow the customs, Mo Da~~~]

On the X day of the X year, the X month, Yan Fei made a joke: There is a mother who has to help her daughter comb her hair every day, and one day, her daughter asked her: "Ma Ma, do you know why my eyes are so big?" Mom said, "Of course I'm good at it!" The daughter said, "No, because you comb your hair so tightly." ”

At the end of each joke, Yan Fei will add a suffix, three big smiley faces + hahahahaha Jiang Weisheng look, laugh at me poofhaha! Are you smiling? Unhappy?

A picture suddenly flashed in Jiang Weisheng's mind, a Jiang Weisheng who was exactly the same as her, and it could be seen from her temperament that it was not her, but the original owner.

After the original owner saw Yan Fei's WeChat, his eyebrows frowned, and he said: "Why don't you laugh to death your sister, you are a drunkard, you don't mean to drink, the joke is fake, and the fun is true." ”

This person named Yan Fei looks like a bold and optimistic girl, and it is enough to be wronged by the original owner to have such a big hat, and the original owner is a little petty.

The picture flashed again, on the day of X year, X month, X, Yan Fei sent a selfie to the original owner, with a sentence: "Jiang Weisheng, am I beautiful?" This is the clothes I just bought today, is it very domineering and leaky when I wear it, and the royal sister is full of fan? /Narcissism. ”

The original owner's eyes immediately turned red, and he threw the phone on the bed with a snap and got into the bed. After a while, a muffled cry came from the bulging quilt: "Say I'm ugly, what does it mean that you deliberately took a beautiful photo of yourself to compare with me?" Yan Fei, you little, you are necrotic and necrotic. I hate you! ”

。。。

Jiang Weisheng looked at it, and the original owner's mind was not unreasonable. This delicate short hair, beautiful facial features, fair skin, full breasts, slender waist, straight hips, and straight long legs...... She has a pretty face, a sexy figure, and a typical white rich and beautiful appearance.

Jiang Weisheng looked at it for a while, and suddenly thought of a joke, edited it and sent it: "Father took his 20-year-old son to visit their family business, sausage factory. Walking up to a brand new machine, the father introduced him to his son: 'This is a wonderful machine, I just put a whole pig in it and it will automatically make sausages from that end!'

The son said, 'Daddy! Is it that if you put a sausage in that end, a pig will appear in this end? Then we're going to get rich!'

My father said, 'Yes, I put my sausages in the ......... 20 years ago. It's going to be your pig!'"

[Host, it's your turn.] 】

Xiaomeng reminded her that it was time, and Jiang Weisheng had to close WeChat and check out. As for the original owner's Weibo or something, I'll learn about it slowly when I go back.

Yes! Ahh Ahhh Ahhh Ahh Ahh

Ahh Ahh Ahh Yes......

“……”

The mobile phone screen was swiped, and Jiang Weisheng was embarrassed, is this coquettish panting or constipation? I didn't expect Yan Fei to be such a fine person.

Yan Fei was indeed calling for bed.

She was wearing a sexy white lace nightdress, her boyfriend Fang Jingnian was taking a bath in the bathroom, she picked up her mobile phone, and planned to send Jiang Weisheng a daily joke in the past, but she hadn't posted it yet, and she saw today's headlines, "Yo, hey~"

Her bright face flashed with deep interest, "The Ling clan is lively!" ”

As soon as Yan Fei was happy, she edited a message and sent it over, and put her phone aside. She didn't expect Jiang Weisheng to reply to her, she had been on WeChat for so long, she had always directed and acted by herself, Jiang Weisheng had never replied to her with a word, that is, her expression, she was so stingy that she didn't give one.