Zhang Lulu and they asked Li Di for three days off, but they began to ask for leave on Wednesday, and it ended on Friday, followed by Saturday and Sunday's rest day, Li Di got a free five-day holiday, which should have been five days of degeneration into a cockroach, but because of the occupancy of those few blue pools, these five days were full of variables and fluctuations, and Li Di's peaceful otaku life was completely gone. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

No, early on Saturday morning, Li Di took out the 1,000 yuan that he sewed on the insoles in the innermost layer of the shoe cabinet because of Daphne's Bichi, so he started the Daphne crusade, and chased Daphne with a mop all over the living room, making the whole living room overturned, and it was a mess, Angel and Rebecca were accomplices, and they were beaten by Li Di's two mops on the street at the beginning, leaving one Daphne in the living room and Li Di across the dining table to play eagle and catch chickens.

"Come over to me! I promise not to kill you!! ”

Li Di glared at a pair of bull's eyes and gasped, threatening Daphne viciously.

"I won't! I don't! I won't come! If I come, I'm going to be killed by you! You stingy man! Didn't I just use your thousand dollars? Don't you want to be so fierce!! ”

Daphne righteously refuted Li Di.

"I won't say anything about you eating and drinking in my house! Your food and clothing, when will we be missing you! How dare you steal my private money! Isn't it—to die!! ”

"Who eats and drinks for nothing?! Didn't I teach you how to use magic? Isn't that my contribution?! I've taught you how to transform! You don't thank me yet! Take out the money and use it for me! It's still hidden in the insole! Disgusting! ”

"Transformation?! Are you embarrassed to say transformation?! What am I wearing after the transformation?! Yes! I'm a man! You dress me in a princess dress! And stockings and high heels! What do you mean?! Do you want me to be a pervert?! ”

"Who made you a man and not a woman?! Do you blame me?! That's how Uncle Li Gang came here before! The embarrassment energy is too strong, and the body of your earth human race is too weak! If you want to use the power of embarrassment and not be as weak as you are for five days, you must transform into a magical boy and use magic to protect your body from damage! We are for your good! You still dare to hit me! ”

"Then I'd rather die!! If it weren't for you guys who wanted to dump the pot, how would I have fallen to where I am today! I'm telling you! If you don't give me back the money today, I'll ......"

Before Li Di finished speaking, a voice like destruction suddenly sounded!

"Ahh

"Ahhhh!!!h Li Dog!! You're going to die!! Hurry up and replace your ringtone for me!!!! ”

Daphne began to roll on the ground with her head in her hands, rolling around and rolling around like a madman, and even Angel and Rebecca, who had been stunned, were awakened by such an earth-shattering sound, one holding her head and turning her head vigorously, and the other hugging the wall pillar and hitting her head upwards, so miserable that people couldn't bear to look at it directly.

Of course, Li Di is not much better, the goosebumps all over his body are left alone, a trace of red at the corner of his mouth is enough to show that he has suffered internal injuries, and I still remember how manic and desperate he was when he first heard this song, and later in order to treat his terminal illness that he couldn't get up, Li Di resolutely accepted the doctor's advice of "fighting poison with poison", and used this song as a wake-up alarm ringtone, and since then, Li Di has never been in bed again.

It is said that the best way to destroy a song is to use this song as your own wake-up alarm and destroy it in minutes, but Li Di has always thought that this song cannot be destroyed, because since it was born, the level has been ruin, there is no destruction, only it destroys people, and no one else destroys it.

Since having this song as a ringtone, every morning when he gets up, Li Di's mood is extremely irritable, he acts quite quickly, and he has never been late, these days are on vacation, so Li Di turned off the alarm, but the mobile phone bell is not off, there has been an experience that makes these three Bichi worse than dead, Li Di has experience, and is already preparing to use this song as the best bargaining chip to blackmail them.

Although no matter how many times he listened to it, he still couldn't get used to it, but he still stood up straight, took out his mobile phone, and sneered: "I almost forgot this stubble, let me tell you, I won't change this ringtone, as long as you dare to take my private money, I will put it on for a whole day, until you are foaming at the mouth and dying!! Let's hurt each other!! Ahahahahaha...... Well? Who is this call for? ”

Li Di pressed the answer button.

"Hello? I'm Li Di, who is looking for me? ”

"Xiaodi, it's me, your sister!"

A sweet and lovely voice came from the other end of the phone, and at this moment, Li Di felt that the internal injuries forced out by the song had healed.

"Nana Nan Sister Nana, I'm me, I'm Li Di, what's wrong?"

couldn't control his excitement all of a sudden, and Li Di stammered when he spoke.

"Hahaha, why, I can't even speak when I hear Sister Na's voice? Hahaha! ”

"No, no, no, no, no, no! Really, really not! Nana Nan Nan Nan Sister you believe me! ”

The more anxious you are, the more you can't say normal words, and the more anxious you are, the more you can't express your truest emotions!

"Hahaha...... Okay, okay, okay, don't tease you, don't tease you, do you have time tonight? Please have a meal. ”

"Eat...... Dine? Li Di's eyes widened: "Sister Na, will you invite me to dinner?" ”

"Well, so to speak, I proposed it, and then Brother Qin agreed, please have a meal, just come to our store, the three of us have a simple meal, Brother Qin said that he wants to cook a sumptuous meal for me to eat, how can I eat alone? So I propose to invite you over to eat together, after all, I will have to take care of you more in the future! What do you think? ”

He Na said this, but she definitely didn't expect that on the other end of the phone, Li Di had already shed tears of excitement.

So many years! Finally, you can knock Lao Qin's bamboo pole! Lao Qin, the iron rooster, is finally going to pluck his feathers!!

"No problem, Sister Na, I will be there on time at night!"

Li Di wiped his tears and agreed.

After setting the time, Li Di thought, how could he not express himself well when he ate Lao Qin's dinner for the first time in many years? So I ate a little less at noon, and hung up my biggest appetite, and then I remembered Lao Qin's appearance in the past few days, and compared with my own appearance of being at home, I felt that I had to take care of it anyway, otherwise I would be really sorry for Lao Qin's meal.

In a surging mood, Li Di went back to the room to change his clothes, and didn't care about the three Bichi lying corpses in the living room, and stepped over the three Bichi corpses and went out.