To be precise, in the thirteenth and fifty-sixth seconds after signing the contract of the magical boys, Li Di regretted it, and wanted to rely on the alliance with the villains to fight against these shameless Bichi's plan, but in thirteen minutes and fifty-six seconds, it was devastating, which made Li Di begin to reflect on whether his plan to save the country was a little biased, for example, overestimating the feasibility of the plan. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

That's right, Li Di miscalculated the comparison of the strength of the enemy and me, and greatly overestimated the festival value of the three Bichi, originally thought it was a single digit of less than three, but he didn't expect it to be a double digit, if it was not preceded by a minus sign, it must be a very ideal temperance value.

This night, under the guise of celebrating Li Di, Daphne Angel and Rebecca took out the 1,000 yuan hidden by Li Di in the upper right corner of the innermost right corner of the second compartment of the refrigerator drawer, and then spent it decisively, and spent it all, and the specific bill was also shown to Li Di - these sights not only cost Li Di's money, but also insult Li Di personally, humiliate Li Di mentally, and even called back the receipts.

Li Di almost didn't have a heart attack, and went to see his ancestor Li Gang on the spot, angrily scolding him for why he wanted to save such a group of shameless Bichi.

The invoice for Kenda Chicken is 10 Spicy Chicken Thigh Burgers, 15 Crispy Chicken Thigh Burgers, and 6 New Orleans Roast Chicken Thigh Burgers...... There are also a number of large potatoes......

The invoice of the must-lose customer shows one customer of 10-inch cheese beef pizza, three customers of 12-inch Supreme Seafood Pizza, two customers of 12-inch Pastoral Grilled Chicken Pizza, and two customers of 10-inch Cheese Chicken Pizza......

What are the world's first XX three books on the invoice of Brother Gui's Love Bookstore, three copies of the sleeping XX prince's examination room, and three copies of the black cat's boyfriend's XX method...... XX Men's Dormitory 3 ...... Dusk is the time that belongs to the XX three books......

Li Di's hand was trembling, really trembling, he let go of his palm, and a five-dime coin was lying in the palm of his hand, which was the only five-corner left after the 1,000-yuan army went through this catastrophic sweeping war......

Li Di set his eyes on the table, on the dazzling food garbage pile, three Bichi and three mentally retarded people are fighting bravely, you eat my hamburger, I nibble on your pizza, you bite me, I scold you, the battle is very fierce, and the strangest point is that it is obviously Li Di's money to buy these foods, but Li Di was asked by them to drink porridge on the side on the grounds that "people who have just recovered from a serious illness can't eat fried food", and by the way, they gave a bottle of Wang Zhi and rose bean curd, and said that this is a great kindness, so that Li Di has no teeth and should not forget.

Weird, isn't it?

Li Di walked to the side of their battlefield on crutches and threw the three receipts on the table.

"What's the matter...... Forehead ......"

Daphne burped, grabbed an innocent hamburger sauce again, wildly tore off the burger sauce's coat, looked at the tender flesh of the hamburger sauce with flashing green eyes, and whimpered down with one mouth.

"Can anyone explain to me, burgers and pizzas are bought so much, they are still food and can be eaten, let's put this question aside for the time being, these cartoons full of mosaics when you open them, why do they come in triplicate? Do you want to sign a contract? ”

"Really,, you don't understand this, do you? We really love fans, and there must be three sets of things to buy! One set is used to see, one set is used for collection, and one set is used for preaching, so as to pull more outstanding sisters into our big family, and contribute our strength to the development of BL and Tanmei! Rebecca had a burger in her left hand and a pizza in her right hand, a glass of Coke sandwiched between the proud twin peaks, and she ate and drank in a position that was enough to make Daphne, the princess of peace, reincarnated and reincarnated.

Li Di stared at her directly: "I'm not your sister, why did you use my money to buy your true love?" It feels like you're taking my money to get a boyfriend and still not paying it back? Putting it on this, isn't it just a life with a grassland on my head? How are you going to let me go out and meet people in the future? ”

Before Rebecca could return the favor, Zhang Lulu, the chief ** officer, burst out laughing: "Hahahahaha!" Hahaha! Hey, I'm laughing! Dog, in fact, you don't have to think like this at all, beautiful girls like us, although they will find a spare tire to spend the window period, but we are also beautiful girls, looking for a spare tire will not look for you like this, you can rest assured, you have no green hat to wear, not to mention how safe! ”

Li Di's face turned black in an instant.

"Eating my burger and pizza, you'd better be careful!"

"Who is Bichi? Our three sisters, Bing Qingyujie, have never done this kind of thing, but ah, women know women best, the Li Xiaohua in our class is the slut who scratches her head and makes a pose, while hooking up with two idiots in the class, and falling in love with college students outside the school, otherwise where do you think she has so much money to buy perfume? As soon as you smell that perfume, you know it's Chanel! Slut! ”

Li Di looked at Zhang Lulu's righteous words but yearning look, and sneered a few times: "Full of righteous words, but full of longing, you have it!" You are the kind of person who has a thief's heart but no thief's courage, and Li Xiaohua's kind of woman is a line of difference, you women are like this, further are goddesses, take a step back are goddesses, that's all. ”

Li Di looked like he had seen through the red dust in the world.

"Who are you talking about?!" ×6

Li Di was startled, jumped back, almost fell, and finally stood firmly, and began to cry: "I said aunts and grandmothers, don't sweep my low-income household here, okay?" If this continues, my subsistence allowance will be eaten up by you, is it easy for me to survive in this city alone without a father or mother? I was bullied by the teacher at school, I was bullied by Lao Qin after school, and I have to bully you when I go home at night, my life is simply a tragedy with a capital letter! You go out and rent a house by yourself, can't I help you deal with the people in the mixed kingdom? ”

"Are you an orphan?"

Daphne looked up in surprise.

"Well, when I was in the fourth grade of primary school, my parents were gone, and I was 1.8 meters the next day, 1.8 meters a night, and then I lived naked, and occasionally I was counted as Lao Qin." Li Di played the emotional card: "Actually, I'm not sad, I've gotten used to it for so many years, it's all over, living a life, it's just living, living with my parents, living alone, you don't have to sympathize with me, a person's life is actually quite simple......"

"Great! I was thinking about what reason to use to fool your parents, but now it's good, you don't need it at all, it's the same as getting married but not having parents-in-law, it's too perfect! Let me tell you, if you want a little more money and a little more handsome, you will simply be the first choice for unmarried women of the right age in our kingdom of God! Alas? You're actually rich, aren't you? Where are they hidden? Is it the kind of routine in the TV series, where you pretend to be a poor boy looking for true love? ”

Li Di's heart seemed to be trampled by 10,000 ***.

"Why do I think your moral level is so bumpy, and it's a blessing that the pain of the emotional family has come to you, right?"

"It's not like that, think about it, after getting married, there are parents-in-law above, children below, and a dead ghost to toss in the middle, how difficult it is for us women, try every means to reduce the burden on yourself, the best way is to choose a good man who has a car and a house after both parents are dead, right?"

"Yes!" ×5

Zhang Lulu Li Lanlan and Wang Beibei actually put forward their opinions, and Li Lanlan also added: "It is best to be alone and not even have relatives, you must have an urban household registration, you Chinese rural household registration family relatives must be a lot, when the time comes, this marriage, that child, this illness, that funeral, it's all money!" Sick of it! ”

Wang Beibei also felt the same way: "My mother counts my father at home every day, and there are too many relatives, and a month's salary is not enough for favors." ”

Rebecca seems to feel the same way: "I'm like this in the Kingdom of Light, my cousin's cousin's family of friends has too many relatives to count, basically the family has to borrow money every month to get by, and my parents are now red-eyed and forcing my cousin's cousin's friend to get married and have children, and they want to get all these years back in one go." ”

Li Di sighed: "It's really unbelievable that personal debt is already a popular fashion in the whole universe!" I thought it was only China that had it! ”

"You're too young!" Daphne pointed out Li Di's naivety to the point: "Why do I always enter the game in the Kingdom of God? In your Chinese words, it's almost time to make friends with those bureaus! Why? It's because there are too many relatives in the family, there are happy events every month, and my parents' pension and my salary are not enough, but I am a colonel! Colonel! There is no way, I borrow money everywhere and can't pay it back, so I can only enter the bureau and stay with the strips to avoid debts. ”

"That's your country is too naïve, like our country, one move of family planning will wipe out all seventy or eighty percent of the relatives, and two or three generations after our generation will enjoy the benefits of less human debt, you don't engage in family planning, the house full of seven aunts and eight aunts is a bunch, and the year's salary is wasted!" Li Di scolded Fang Xuan: "It's still good like me, my parents have been passed down for three generations, and there is only one seedling in my generation, there are almost no relatives and friends, and the whole family is not hungry when one person eats enough." ”

"Alas!" ×6

Thinking of this, the six women were so worried that they couldn't even eat hamburgers and pizza, Rebecca didn't even have a nosebleed, and closed the book "The XX Method of the Black Cat Boyfriend", her eyes were full of sadness and helplessness.